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Madame Sosostris

@causamdicere.bsky.social
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Famous clairvoyante[...] with a wicked pack of cards. Reasonably erudite, I guess. (Expect to find: books, dogs [mine, specifically], movies, New York, sports, transit takes)

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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 11h
Putting cayenne in hot chocolate is so good
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Blair Braverman @blairbraverman.bsky.social · 20h
It’s been such an honor to work on this story for the past 5 months. A young Norwegian, Steffen, was trying to cross Canada on foot and with sled dogs. His dogs survived; tragically, he did not. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
nytimes.com
How Steffen Skjottelvik's Journey Across Canada Came to a Tragic End
For three years and 750 miles, Steffen Skjottelvik lived a life of adventure. Until the adventure took his life.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They tried baking you a cake.
Two orange cats rolling in a pile of dropped flour on a wood floor.
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 19h
Do you know what's great? Flowers
Vase of red zinnias and yellow butterfly weedVase of pink-tipped lisanthus
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"New York is a crime-ridden hellzone" oh please I just saw a tourist with a giant suitcase and a Gap Times Square hoodie on 125th Street
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We could fix so many social ills if phone speakers were only powerful enough to carry sound like 2 inches
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 09/10/2026
Ah fuck we gotta cancel albatrosses
Wikipedia screenshot, with the words “albatrosses are colonial” highlighted
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I deeply resent every part of the flight-booking experience
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These "Gemini can calculate nonsense stats" ads are wildly unpersuasive but less bugnuts than the Anthropic guys who are now in a fight with the pope
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I used to be able to use my religion as armor when I trumpeted my deeply-held bigotries, but it doesn't work anymore! 😭"
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can tell this Giants team is an improvement because it had literally been years since their last pick six
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 30/09/2026
Said this before, but you could write an interesting book on the books/films/music that were huge in their time but rapidly disappeared from any collective knowledge. Only hardly anyone would read it, because they wouldn't recognise them.
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a nice inning
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I announced a major company-wide milestone using a custom emoji of my dog, I am a serious professional adult
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The kind of reader who looks at Pride & Prejudice and immediately thinks "enemies to lovers" is mad at Joyce Carol Oates, but she's right
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tonight is nice if you're Ben Rice
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only good car commercial
A massive lab puppy sits next to a muddy car on the bank of a lake. The puppy is the same size as the car and has its paw resting on the hood.
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In addition to the names of the Cornell 7 we should also make famous the administrators and law enforcement officers who originally thought an apology letter would be sufficient.
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Letting insurance ad campaigns develop lore was a mistake
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Nathan 🎃 @never-say-die.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bro, the Pope sent the White Sox letter, they’re going to the World Series.
Letter: 

To Jerry Reinsdorf
Chairman of the Chicago White Sox
was pleased to receive the kind letter that you sent following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February
2026).
In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster
bonds of friendship
and solidarity among
people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Pope Leo XIV
The Pope wearing a Chicago White Sox hat
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At last the Giants are beneficiaries of Cranky Brian Daboll
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The ideal viewing experience for Emeralds probably isn't a full run of Jewels
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hwæt language were they speaking in the 16th century
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 22/09/2026
I think you had to be very online at a time when most people weren't to know that the bush administration was comically evil to the extent that it was, but for those of you who weren't: trust us! these were stupid evil people, not so different from the current ones!
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joe Buck's astrology girlie arc is unexpected, but I guess when the game is this much of a trainwreck, why NOT point the camera at the moon
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jaxson Dart tried to go back into the game because he's a (barely) ambulatory concussion, not because his knee is okay
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honestly rude to remind us of the helmet catch
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's simple, everyone who moved to my neighborhood after me is a yuppie transplant, and everyone who moved to my neighborhood before me is a gatekeeping squatter
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Brittany @sameoldstory.co · 20/09/2026
Guy who needs to make people mad to feel alive: “I’m going to go onto the site for left-leaning microbloggers and tell them the economy is real”
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A crime against me, specifically, that NYCB doesn't sell their recording of Concerto DSCH
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someone on David Fincher's props team loves midcentury milk glass, because there are Fire King mugs in multiple of his movies
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I decoded the arcane signs (Greta Gerwig's imdb) and have concluded that this is not Deep Evil but instead a director who started out in tiny mumblecore indies going "neat, I can work with MERYL STREEP"
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dirt of the looming dawn @upfromsumdirt.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
keith haring, grace jones, fela kuti, and jean-michel basquiat photographed by andy warhol. at mr. chow, nyc (june 1986)
a white man, a jamaican woman, an african man, and a black man walk into a restaurant....
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There's something deeply uncanny about a pre-war with an open kitchen
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 19/09/2026
Take a test drive of the new Ford AO3
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trying to teach Brett to use dog stairs so she doesn't have to jump onto the couch, and she's really food motivated so I'm using treats. Thus far, she keeps jumping OVER the stairs to get the treats.
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Eavesdropping on a man in a Canadian tuxedo talking about the Fairness Doctrine on the subway
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i have said it before and ill say it again every single financial institution would benefit from paying a pink hair communist with a septum piercing to walk around the office all day saying “how fucking stupid are you people that you actually believe this shit?”
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I choose to believe that Obama was the one who made the call to include the "here's my dog getting headpats from the pope" photo in the dog memorial post
Post on Obama's instagram memorializing Sunny the dog. The second photo in the carousel features Sunny sitting on the floor in the Oval Office getting headpats from pope Francis, and also both Obamas. There's a handler holding her leash to the left of the frame. Every single person in the photo is focused on the dog.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
the truly crazy making part of all of this is that voter fraud EFFECTIVELY DOES NOT EXIST. you have a better chance of finding an actual leprechaun at the end of the rainbow than of finding evidence of voter fraud that influences an election
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
if you make me open an account to use your product and do not immediately provide me an option to receive zero (0) emails I believe you should go directly to jail
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Zohran has been able to fix every New York team except for the Mets
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 14/09/2026
All I wanted from the Giants this game was for them to not embarass themselves badly like normal, i never thought I'd end the night actually happy
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Cowboys convincing me they’d be better on defense this year
Why would I deceive you meme
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 14/09/2026
Felt like the Giants ran the same quick toss to the left 3 times and the Cowboys are it every single time lmao
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Baffling that the announcers are talking like the Giants can't blow a lead with this much time left on the clock
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Farewell happiness, hello 2026 New York Giants
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