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Madame Sosostris

@causamdicere.bsky.social
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Famous clairvoyante[...] with a wicked pack of cards. Reasonably erudite, I guess. (Expect to find: books, dogs [mine, specifically], movies, New York, sports, transit takes)

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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 20h
Putting cayenne in hot chocolate is so good
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Blair Braverman @blairbraverman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s been such an honor to work on this story for the past 5 months. A young Norwegian, Steffen, was trying to cross Canada on foot and with sled dogs. His dogs survived; tragically, he did not. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
nytimes.com
How Steffen Skjottelvik's Journey Across Canada Came to a Tragic End
For three years and 750 miles, Steffen Skjottelvik lived a life of adventure. Until the adventure took his life.
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What a beautiful piece of writing - particularly the way you represented the perspectives of people and dogs
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They tried baking you a cake.
Two orange cats rolling in a pile of dropped flour on a wood floor.
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Do you know what's great? Flowers
Vase of red zinnias and yellow butterfly weedVase of pink-tipped lisanthus
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"New York is a crime-ridden hellzone" oh please I just saw a tourist with a giant suitcase and a Gap Times Square hoodie on 125th Street
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We could fix so many social ills if phone speakers were only powerful enough to carry sound like 2 inches
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 09/10/2026
Ah fuck we gotta cancel albatrosses
Wikipedia screenshot, with the words “albatrosses are colonial” highlighted
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, did you think picking a fare class was all? Some specific seats have upcharges!
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You've paid to improve from wretched abjection to mere misery! Remember: there ARE really nice seats, you just didn't get one. Also, want to sign up for an affiliate card?
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here's a fare! Improving it from "Greyhound in the sky" will cost ??? dollars, keep clicking to find out how much!
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I deeply resent every part of the flight-booking experience
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These "Gemini can calculate nonsense stats" ads are wildly unpersuasive but less bugnuts than the Anthropic guys who are now in a fight with the pope
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I used to be able to use my religion as armor when I trumpeted my deeply-held bigotries, but it doesn't work anymore! 😭"
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can tell this Giants team is an improvement because it had literally been years since their last pick six
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 30/09/2026
Said this before, but you could write an interesting book on the books/films/music that were huge in their time but rapidly disappeared from any collective knowledge. Only hardly anyone would read it, because they wouldn't recognise them.
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Intentionally walk Rice -> home run is a hilarious sequence
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a nice inning
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I announced a major company-wide milestone using a custom emoji of my dog, I am a serious professional adult
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That tweet about throwing USAID into a woodchipper is up there on the list of morally reprehensible things he's posted (and he's a racist with an internet addiction! it has a lot of competition!)
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The characterization of literary fiction as "I'm middle aged and having an affair while staring down my own dick" doesn't capture the SCOPE of the genre but it's not untrue (although imo Bad MFA Novel is a bigger pox on the genre)
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's a difference between "I like it" and "it's good" and I find it baffling that people who read heavily within a single genre have so much trouble with this
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The kind of reader who looks at Pride & Prejudice and immediately thinks "enemies to lovers" is mad at Joyce Carol Oates, but she's right
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm pretty sure one of the chase scenes involves a Ford Taurus, which lmao
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tonight is nice if you're Ben Rice
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only good car commercial
A massive lab puppy sits next to a muddy car on the bank of a lake. The puppy is the same size as the car and has its paw resting on the hood.
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In addition to the names of the Cornell 7 we should also make famous the administrators and law enforcement officers who originally thought an apology letter would be sufficient.
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Letting insurance ad campaigns develop lore was a mistake
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Nathan 🎃 @never-say-die.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bro, the Pope sent the White Sox letter, they’re going to the World Series.
Letter: 

To Jerry Reinsdorf
Chairman of the Chicago White Sox
was pleased to receive the kind letter that you sent following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February
2026).
In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster
bonds of friendship
and solidarity among
people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Pope Leo XIV
The Pope wearing a Chicago White Sox hat
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At last the Giants are beneficiaries of Cranky Brian Daboll
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The ideal viewing experience for Emeralds probably isn't a full run of Jewels
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's a hilarious bit in an old profile where Tom Brady invites a reporter to his apartment but doesn't know the address
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hwæt language were they speaking in the 16th century
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my proudest "brain still works" moments was a day I got on the subway without my phone and managed to navigate in the West Village the old fashioned way
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 22/09/2026
I think you had to be very online at a time when most people weren't to know that the bush administration was comically evil to the extent that it was, but for those of you who weren't: trust us! these were stupid evil people, not so different from the current ones!
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joe Buck's astrology girlie arc is unexpected, but I guess when the game is this much of a trainwreck, why NOT point the camera at the moon
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vamping enough to fill three hours is tough, but announcers say some really dumb thing
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jaxson Dart tried to go back into the game because he's a (barely) ambulatory concussion, not because his knee is okay
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honestly rude to remind us of the helmet catch
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will take one (1) divisional win on national television, normally all of those games make me want to send the front office to the hague
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's simple, everyone who moved to my neighborhood after me is a yuppie transplant, and everyone who moved to my neighborhood before me is a gatekeeping squatter
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
well it was fun while it lasted
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've had my TV since 2014 and the only issue with it is that it doesn't natively support newer streaming apps (which is annoying, but solvable - and it's not like a TV from the halcyon days of 2004 had ANY apps)
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The real question now is how long until he blows past GWB's peak financial crisis lows
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Brittany @sameoldstory.co · 20/09/2026
Guy who needs to make people mad to feel alive: “I’m going to go onto the site for left-leaning microbloggers and tell them the economy is real”
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A crime against me, specifically, that NYCB doesn't sell their recording of Concerto DSCH
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Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someone on David Fincher's props team loves midcentury milk glass, because there are Fire King mugs in multiple of his movies
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