Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Here's a weird stubby island where a wall used to be" is aesthetically offensive, and it boggles the mind that people would pay MORE for this kind of renovation 020
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I choose to believe that Obama was the one who made the call to include the "here's my dog getting headpats from the pope" photo in the dog memorial post 000
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Tiny fluffy narcissus entranced by her own image 000
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Brett the day she came home (her puppy coat was like petting a cloud) 1100
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Taking a dog to Central Park on a beautiful day is an s-tier life experience 060
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Is National Dog Day (1) a fake internet holiday; (2) a good reason to post Brett; or (3) all of the above? 040
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The eternal paradox: I hate summer but love the produce 000
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 10/08/2026On the one hand, I feel like a generational stereotype whenever I take a picture of my dinner On the other, a perfect poached egg 020
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Part of adulthood is paying for yourself! This is not generational brokeness, it's entitlement 000
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Influencers are a scourge, exhibit 3736525252 (also I feel like this is an issue with the way the article is scoped - a 25 year old and a 35 year old both count as "young" but are going to have very different perspectives) 100
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 03/08/2026First, thank you for confirming that I am officially an Old. Second, if you're taking your date to a 3 hour movie and it's not a rep screening of Margaret, that's a skill issue (rep screenings cost less than the chains, just saying!) 100
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Obviously the dog gets to eat a birthday treat off the nice dishes 220
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Brett would like you all to believe she reads 010
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Now she's smug that the storm means bed snuggles in the middle of the day 000
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Someone is smug that she's getting carried 120
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 11/07/2026She just hangs out on my furniture being a dog, it's incredible 1201
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This article is in fact grimmer than the obscure midcentury sad novels that I adore 100
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Now I have a quantifiable metric to point to when my friends tell me they've never heard of any of the books I post www.newyorker.com/culture/infi... 100
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 05/07/2026This may be the healthiest screentime report in recorded history 010
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Hiding from the weather and watching movies 000
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The thing about fancy real estate listings is that it's genuinely impossible to tell whether this is human slop or AI slop, because they've always been this overwrought 110
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 28/06/2026brb asking the dog if she knows the time signature for a waltz 010
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Yes, I took a dog in a tote bag on the train with my farmers market groceries, but I think my morning could still have been bougier 080
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Brett absolutely believes coffee is for dogs 000
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 24/06/2026When you are not aware of election results or how to use furniture normally 020
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 16/06/2026June 16 is canonically the most romantic day to fall in love on a train 000
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Blasting the AC in part because the dog is snugglier when it's cold 010
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 14/06/2026New York is the greatest city in the world 031
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Finally got my dog a haircut and now I want to take pictures of her again, order has been restored to the universe 010
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Cultural institutions continue to have incredible geographic takes 010
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 12/05/2026You can tell this car belongs to a cop because of the irresistible urge to put wheels on the sidewalk (also, a suspicious lack of tickets if you run a plate lookup) 020
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 11/04/2026We walked to the store just to browse. Now she is sleepy and I have a pile of new books. 020
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I swear my vacation included things other than reading on trains 010
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Too busy trying to be cutesy with the prompt to catch the typos (I also wonder how a platform that does not give users control of their media consumption history construes "my taste") 000
Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Someone is dismayed by her own decision to have wandered into a snowdrift 21549