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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again.

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Let’s make it 2009 again on here. It’s gonna be so easy to do if we don’t take the bait and ignore the flamethrowers. Some US/UK politics. Some Manchester United. Some mid century pop culture. Possibly a pinch more than some Doctor Who. Plenty of cats.

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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 18h
They’ve blocked you so they can spend more time figuring out what club to support next.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 20h
…and Florida in the same era. I was just a kid growing up and thought it was cheap and tacky as all hell.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Hastert privately assured some of his supporters that he has no skeletons in his closet” - Roll Call, 12/21/1998.
“Hastert privately assured some of his supporters that he has no skeletons in his closet” - Roll Call, 12/21/1998.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't mean to make waves or anything, but as a journalist, I am definitely opposed to the president talking about arresting journalists.
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pax-nw.bsky.social @pax-nw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
👇In a nutshell.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apparently only one in four die hard MAGAs hasn’t actually already died in 2026.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s America’s payback for “blue sky thinking”. 😆
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn… even Sammy Alito thinks Roy Moore is a creep.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Hastert privately assured some of his supporters that he has no skeletons in his closet.” - Roll Call, 12/21/1998
“Hastert privately assured some of his supporters that he has no skeletons in his closet.” - Roll Call, 12/21/1998
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All of these idiots think they’ve built a thousand year Reich.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They are all so fucking delusional. They will be scrubbed from history before they are cold.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I first noticed it in the early 2010s in American academia.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m old enough to remember that Hastert leapfrogged his way into the Speakership after Bob Livingston had to step aside when he was caught having an affair weeks after the GOP got a Gingrich-resignation-triggering shellacking in the ‘98 midterms due to their effort to impeach Clinton for his affair.
“Hastert has privately assured some of his supporters that he has no skeletons in his closet” - Roll Call, 12/21/98.
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Kat Benjamin @katskib.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is beyond embarrassing.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“For violating banking laws”.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
💯
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Brandon W. Savage @brandonwsavage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I sure thought that was fake news.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This.
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He seems nice.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rahm Emmanuel and *ethics*?
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Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s bollocks. And the teams in the lower divisions don’t want them down there. There’s no big payday. City’s true fan base isn’t that big. Most will just support someone else instead. Plus, they would potentially take up a promotion spot, cheating a club who otherwise would have earned promotion.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sammy is neither a smart nor a brave boy. Sammy is even intimidated by his wife’s flag collection.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sammy is neither a smart nor a brave boy. Sammy is even intimidated by his wife’s flag collection.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dig that crazy beat. 🫰 🫰
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Vintage Black and White Applause Animation
Alt: Appropriately retro applauding crowd.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ERIC SCHMITT: Mr. Smith, did you or did you not change your name to Mary Pickford and bill yourself as "America's Sweetheart" despite being Canadian? JACK SMITH: No sir, that was GLADYS Smith.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I became into old things specifically to avoid the then-current 1990s.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PMSL at Lil Sammy.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hate it. Podcasts aren’t television shows.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/10/2026
First Lady Natalie Harp returns to the White House late last night after traveling all day with the president #TravelWithNatalie (Alex Wroblewski/AFP via Getty)
pic of Natalie walking, bag in hand
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No notes
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“He’s gotta resign. … We have to let our own people and everybody else know why it had to be done—because of what’s on the tape, because he lied.” — White House speechwriter Patrick J. Buchanan to White House chief of staff Alexander M. Haig, August 2, 1974
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/10/2026
Trump's human binky made the trip to Alabama with him #TravelWithNatalie (Brendan Smialowski/Getty)
pic of Ms Harp on AF1
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't take tips on virtue from a man who used a pic of his stillborn child for a GoFundMe campaign for his children's burial garden named "Lincoln’s Place" when the project was never built, and Ogles repeatedly refused to disclose what happened to the tens of thousands of dollars donated.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 03/10/2026
Attendees listen as President Donald Trump speaks during a rally in Alabama REUTERS/Jessica Koscielniak
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Dave Whamond @davewhamond.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uh, okay.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When a rapist sticks up for other rapists it's called a professional courtesy.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Concerning.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have seen the future, and it is dumb.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/10/2026
my dude you flew a stop the steal flag outside your house
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The danger is coming *from* the courts. History will not forget Lil Sammy.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I guess he missed Hegseth’s speech at Quantico this week.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mike Waltz is sending out strong Signals that we’re headed for $10 diesel.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dude… this is not “bumblefucking”. “Bumblefucking” sounds kinda fun. This is not in any way fun.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So Sam Altman is going to rot in prison now, right? Oh. I forgot we don’t have laws anymore.
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