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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again.

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Let’s make it 2009 again on here. It’s gonna be so easy to do if we don’t take the bait and ignore the flamethrowers. Some US/UK politics. Some Manchester United. Some mid century pop culture. Possibly a pinch more than some Doctor Who. Plenty of cats.

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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mike Waltz is sending out strong Signals that we’re headed for $10 diesel.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a middle class football supporter, I wholeheartedly agree. It’s not even a class thing. It’s just common sense. Middle class football supporters pissed off of their heads can be just as bad as any others.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Concerning.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
Hannity's list of "TRUMP'S TOP ACCOMPLISHMENTS" includes restoring Confederate names to military bases and releasing dietary guidelines
cap from Hannity
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
same day 😬
On March 17, 2025, Eichorn was one of five Republican authors of a bill, SF2589, that would designate "Trump derangement syndrome" as an officially recognized mental illness in Minnesota.[7][8]

Arrest and resignation
On March 17, 2025, during a sting operation, Eichorn was arrested in Bloomington, Minnesota, on suspicion of soliciting a minor for sex.[9][10] The arrest occurred after he allegedly sexually solicited a detective posing as a minor.[11][9] His fellow Republican legislators, as well as Minnesota GOP chair Alex Plechash, called on him to resign.[11][12] On March 20, Eichorn submitted his letter of resignation, effective immediately.[13]
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WTAF.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/09/2026
The call was coming from inside the couch
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
JV Dance at it again…
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“This Cabinet Secretary brought to you by United Healthcare.”
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do we think Susan Collins is ‘concerned’ now?
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Safe bet that these two guys have lifetime golfcart privileges at Mar-a-Lago
In an eight-page dissent, Justice Samuel
A. Alito Jr., joined by Justice Clarence Thomas, wrote that he would have allowed the Trump administration plan to go into effect for the midterms. Justice Alito called the legal challenge a "Hail Mary" pass that was unlikely to succeed and that he believed the administration would ultimately win the case because the Postal Service has "broad authority to regulate the mail."
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sammy is a lunatic.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sammy is a lunatic.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mitch McConnell’s ghost is getting huge paychecks on America’s tax dime.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They’ve realized that the public and elected officials are starting to cotton on to the fact that this isn’t a universe altering tool for the masses, but is an environmentally destructive way to commit crimes. And stock prices go up when your technology is working so well that you have to limit it.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
definitely shouldn’t have invited the Muslim
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Gerard Cunningham @faduda.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026
NYTimes spin machine in top gear here downplaying Donnie fucking off for a game of golf www.nytimes.com/2026/09/10/u...
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25 Years After 9/11, Trump Personifies a Nation Moving On
The president has de-emphasized and shifted the war on terrorism at a time when fear of foreign attack has receded into the background of American life.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The perfect description of Mayor Mamdani.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
More than 9,000 people have died of 9/11 air quality related illnesses since Giuliani lied to everyone and claimed it was safe. That’s three 9/11s worth of deaths.
Tweet screenshot: “I love that Giuliani told Mamdani it was inappropriate for him to show up at the 9/11
memorial.
And then, literally the next day, Mamdani released 170,000+ pages of documents about what NYC officials knew about the toxic air after 9/11...and what New Yorkers were told.
That might be the biggest pwn I've ever seen in political history.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2026
Trump can't even travel to the Pentagon without you know who. #TravelWithNatalie (Jim Watson/AFP via Getty)
pic of Natalie Harp, wearing black, at the 9/11 ceremony today
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s almost as if Scott Bessent is a pompous moron.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Literally
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“You’ll never guess what happened next!”
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Age: 93 Chill level: 100
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This was so fucked up that I vividly remember him saying it. We all only knew him as the fake rich guy from tabloid magazines, so it took a lot for him to appallingly stand out on 9/11. How did we let this man become president *fifteen years* after this?
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Presumably, law enforcement is “coming after them” to ask the child traffickers, drug dealers, and violent criminals if they want to speak at Republican political rallies.
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here’s a handy reference.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Lmao Dog Laughing
Alt: Lmao Dog Laughing
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wow.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ah, No wonder Rudy’s so mad www.cnn.com/2026/09/08/u...
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Infantino can run the UN when Trump goes to The Hague.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
US President Trump backs the AfD, unsurprisingly, so does Jeffrey Epstein in communications with Trump's former senior advisor Steve Bannon, yeah... the AfD is in the Epstein files. Bannon and the AfD were secretly meeting in 2018 - 2019.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
Alt: This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This man advises Republican Senator Chuck Grassley on judicial nominees, and recently did the same for the Todd Blanche AG confirmation. This is who they are. What kind of judges do you think they’ve been picking?
[Racist tweet from Mike Davis, Republican who works for Chuck Grassley advising him on judicial nominees]

“Dear Bitching Minorities:
Here's my proposal for your reparations:
One-way tickets anywhere.
6 months of living expenses.
Renounce your U.S. citizenship.
Never come back.
Good luck.
You'll need it.
(Especially with that nappy-ass head of hair.)”
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Poor lil guy.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He has a series of set pieces he returns to in an ever spiralling doom loop. The renaming things one is maybe even more pathetic than the Canada one. Or the Greenland one. Or the Mexico one.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The most dangerous person is the moron who thinks he knows everything with the ability to wreck the fortunes of a country and harm its people. We’ve had many bad presidents, but there was just nobody close to this bad.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026
Good news: he lost.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yep.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fun fact: you can’t eat an AI meme.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There is something fundamentally wrong with a nation that allows idiots like this pedophile here to take control of their government.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Serious orange ball stuff out there.
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Paul van der Meer @paulvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mitch appeared.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A bunch of Whiskey Pete's paid trolls spent the day telling Dan Lamothe that Tara Copp and Alex Horton had broken the law by publishing their blockbuster story that a bunch of Generals told Whiskey Pete they can't sustain the Iran War. And now! www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
A split screen head page. On the left it says:

Exclusive
Pentagon secretly installs military influencers in civilian roles
Conservative veterans with large social media followings have been hired by the Defense Department and are amplifying Pete Hegseth’s culture-war fights.

56 minutes ago

On the right it has a pic of Whiskey Pete with Crisco-ed hair, a blue suit, a red tie, and pursed lips.
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Spirals doesn't fit in your boxes @tealed-copper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"No way you wrote a 5 page essay without Al."

Buddy, we wrote them by hand, in cursive, the day before it was due, without even reading the book.
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1anniem @1anniem.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
From Jeff Tiedrich:
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