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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again.

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Let’s make it 2009 again on here. It’s gonna be so easy to do if we don’t take the bait and ignore the flamethrowers. Some US/UK politics. Some Manchester United. Some mid century pop culture. Possibly a pinch more than some Doctor Who. Plenty of cats.

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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My girl cat right now. I really need to pee… but the little snores… how could I be responsible for ending the little snores?
My girl cat sound asleep on my lap.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Hastert privately assured some of his supporters that he has no skeletons in his closet” - Roll Call, 12/21/1998.
“Hastert privately assured some of his supporters that he has no skeletons in his closet” - Roll Call, 12/21/1998.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Hastert privately assured some of his supporters that he has no skeletons in his closet.” - Roll Call, 12/21/1998
“Hastert privately assured some of his supporters that he has no skeletons in his closet.” - Roll Call, 12/21/1998
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m old enough to remember that Hastert leapfrogged his way into the Speakership after Bob Livingston had to step aside when he was caught having an affair weeks after the GOP got a Gingrich-resignation-triggering shellacking in the ‘98 midterms due to their effort to impeach Clinton for his affair.
“Hastert has privately assured some of his supporters that he has no skeletons in his closet” - Roll Call, 12/21/98.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
More than 9,000 people have died of 9/11 air quality related illnesses since Giuliani lied to everyone and claimed it was safe. That’s three 9/11s worth of deaths.
Tweet screenshot: “I love that Giuliani told Mamdani it was inappropriate for him to show up at the 9/11
memorial.
And then, literally the next day, Mamdani released 170,000+ pages of documents about what NYC officials knew about the toxic air after 9/11...and what New Yorkers were told.
That might be the biggest pwn I've ever seen in political history.”
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This man advises Republican Senator Chuck Grassley on judicial nominees, and recently did the same for the Todd Blanche AG confirmation. This is who they are. What kind of judges do you think they’ve been picking?
[Racist tweet from Mike Davis, Republican who works for Chuck Grassley advising him on judicial nominees]

“Dear Bitching Minorities:
Here's my proposal for your reparations:
One-way tickets anywhere.
6 months of living expenses.
Renounce your U.S. citizenship.
Never come back.
Good luck.
You'll need it.
(Especially with that nappy-ass head of hair.)”
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hey @nytimes.com, @washingtonpost.com , @cnn.com, @msnowreports.bsky.social, @cbsnews.com, @nbcnews.com, etc, etc… look how easy it is to say the word “lied” when a lying liar is caught lying.
Guardian report: “RFK Jr lied in Senate confirmation hearings, newly revealed documents indicate”
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I know I’m really late to the game here, but all I can think is “oh my god, they really *did* have orange jump suits and blue hats!
Original 1964 GI Joe pilot.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m feeling poorly and need to stay in bed. I’m on the top floor, while builders make an incredible racket downstairs. Usually these two hide in the basement under the couch during any construction. Today, they cautiously came to check on me and I’ve got a little solidarity team.
Team He’s Not Feeling Well Today.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I mean… I can’t believe I’m saying this about Captain Roid Rage, but…
It’s heartbreaking when you agree with the worst person in the world meme.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
So what’s your First Amendment compliant solution? And what sanction should you face for republishing what would have likely been considered an obscene image before the legalization of pornography as your header image?
Donald Trump’s mouth drawn as Putin’s sphincter.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Natalie Harp wants it. Natalie Harp wants it *bad*.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
How can they be this bad at their jobs when they even have time travel tech?
U.S. Attorney's Office Pulls Grand Jury Audio Recording from October 16, 20255
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We’ve got BINGO! Thank you, Bret Michaels, for deciding this event was POISON!
Only Vanilla Ice, Flo Rida, and a C+C Music Factory tribute band are left standing from Trump’s ‘Freedom 250’ lineup.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It’s that classic line from ‘All The President’s Men’…
Deep Throat: Then there must be something, mustn't there. Look, forget the myths the media's created about the White House--the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Thursday evening update: Martina McBride is out. One more… any one more… and it’s bingo!
Original announcement of Trump’s Great American State Fair lineup with those who have dropped out, didn’t actually agree to appear, or were deceived into participating crossed out.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
BIG IF TRUE!
Trump forgets that he was the President on January 6th, 2021.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Harry Lime, in the flesh.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Indeed. Also, these are back to back posts on my feed. I worry about what that says about both me and my cats.
Kat Abughazaleh and Gumby Screens, back to back.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We all know what flag Justice Alito’s wife will be flying this week.
The official flag of the Republican Party.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
…and check out his comically bloodshot eyes illustrating their story about her being targeted by Ka$h & Co.
Ka$h Patel looks drunk.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Todd Blanche is a pedophile. That’s the only reasonable conclusion we can gather from his conduct in the last year or so. Todd Blanche is a child molester. Todd Blanche fucks kids. Todd Blanche jerks off to the Epstein Files.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I mean… convince me that’s a head and not a giant thumb with a face attached to a distorted, bloated hand that is probably more purple than Trump’s own.
Steven Cheung, The Human Thumb, giving it his best ‘Blue Steel’ sexy look. The Human Thumb shambling through a lawn in the middle of the night. 

Don’t look out of your windows! 

True nightmare fuel. Steven Cheung, The Human Thumb, appears to have gotten some ink on the tip of his thumbhead. Thumbhead is sad. Pity poor Thumbhead.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Dude’s crack investigative team does not fill me with confidence.
Trump, flanked by Kash Patel and Markwayne Mullin.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Here’s the full image, with their description of the book in alt text.
(Description from The Morgan Museum & Library): Made by a child in 1698, this rare lift-the-flap book invites readers to participate in its poetry. A printed version, or perhaps another handcrafted copy, likely served as its model, yet few examples of either survive today. 

The four sets of pictures are arranged side-by-side, transforming as the flaps are lowered and raised. Adam turns into Eve who becomes a mermaid. A rampant lion turns into a griffin, which becomes a baby-snatching eagle. The infant, who escapes and becomes a miser, mutates into an inverted heart, which then becomes a money bag. And finally, the rich man, once old and ill, withers to a skeleton.

The opening stanza commands readers: “Lift up and see the bride.” From there, the story–literally–unfolds as they choose. See it in "Come Together: 3,000 Years of Stories and Storytelling."

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Beginning, Progress, and End of Man Early lift-the-flap book, dated 1698. Gift of Julia P. Wightman; Morgan Library & Museum, MA 4432. Photography by Graham S. Haber
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[Morgan library, Book art, Pop-up book, Bibliophile]
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This is from a children’s flip book from 1698. Gradually an eagle turns into a miser (as you do in 1698), but I’m pretty sure this in-between stage is a Zygon from Doctor Who. (The book is part of a collection at the Morgan Library & Museum in NYC - larger selection of panels in the comments.)
Frame from a children’s flip book from 1698, where a lion turned into… well, something that looks a lot like a Zygon from Doctor Who.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Kash Patel, sober as a Judge Jeanine.
Kash Patel, sober as a Judge Jeanine."In a gross deviation from appropriate conduct, we attempted to relieve our bladders while walking home," Patel said in the letter. "Before we could even do so,
a police cruiser stopped the group. We were then arrested for public urination."
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
AI generated Trump as Jesus serving Kool Aid to his red-capped MAGA disciples, with a caption of “I’m a Doctor”.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
How very tedious of you.
So much for the tolerant left meme.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Big ask. Imagine being an alleged titan of your industry, writing a piece that comically clueless, and then throwing your dummy out of the pram when people rightfully point and laugh at you. I’d say Oxbridge and the British political media elite are not sending their best… but they are.
Philip Stephens Wikipedia bio extract.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Admiral Ahistorical here of the good ship The Financial Times really has the courage of his own convictions, and is ready to defend his comedy thinkpieces vigorously and wholeheartedly.
Philip Stephens can’t back up his ridiculous opinion pieces. So he runs away.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Who’s a delicate little flower, then? Bless… he’s a chief political commentator and the director of the editorial board of the Financial Times. He also can’t argue his way out of a wet paper bag. So he runs away.
Philip Stephens - chief political commentator and member of the editorial board of the Financial Times - is a delicate little flower.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
My little dude is giving me a big fat Hells-To-The-No on that idea.
Skeptical Purrito is skeptical.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
We’re all going to die.
“I have a plan for everything,” Trump told The Post. “You'll be very happy.” - NY Post photo caption.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I would love to know what the Guardian’s graphic design folks think of this one. Oops.
Guardian graphic for article about baby boomers.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Spurs are one point and goal difference away from the drop.
Spurs first three games under Tudor:

1. Divorced 
2. Beheaded 
3. Died
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Meanwhile on Newsmax, Greg Kelly knows exactly why we’ve attacked Iran.
Greg Kelly pervs on Iranian women from over half a century ago.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Kristi Noem on Capitol Hill today:
Secretary Noem melted down today.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Jeff Bezos engages in fowl play.
Bernie Sanders eviscerates Bezos’ self serving WaPo editorial.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The same channel is showing it in “colour”, and that’s definitely AI’ed.
AI colourisation and upscale of 1954 episode of Sherlock Holmes.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The fact he thought he should tweet this speaks volumes. He’s not one to joke about Epstein stuff, and given Virginia Giuffre’s fate, this can only be taken as him seriously pointing out that if he dies, we should be suspicious. There’s no way he’d shitpost troll given what he’s done for victims.
Thomas Massie *
@RepThomasMassie
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This bit of her advert from a dozen years ago is still true.
Screenshot from Pam Bondi political advertisement reads “Bondi ‘leads’ human trafficking council”.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Nice of them to have given Stephen Miller a little cameo in this cartoon.
Creepy bald-headed wild-eyed person at back of the crowd at Trump’s Inauguration, bearing an uncanny resemblance to Stephen Miller of the Santa Monica SS.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Great moments in FIFA history.
Sepp Blatter has money thrown at him. Sepp Blatter has money thrown at him. Sepp Blatter has money thrown at him. Sepp Blatter has money thrown at him.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I think I’m ok with how our work in progress did much of today! Also, Arsenal never change. It’s been over 20 years since we broke their brains in the pizzagate game, and they are still absolutely shattered psychologically as a club. Kinda like us until Steve Bruce’s brace 33 (!!!) years ago now.
Arsenal bottles it. Again.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
That didn’t last.
NRA Statement on Minnesota shooting
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Ironically, the Beeb has often acted like “ruthless mechanical soldiers devoid of emotion” in how they treat Doctor Who fans. But a £1000 partwork… this is a next level ripoff. I guess the new Daleks aren’t bronze. They’re brass... or at least their etheric beam locators are.
The home page for a new Doctor Who partwork Dalek which will cost over £1000 if they even finish releasing it. Partwork Dalek advert
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This is where we are at, folks. Local law enforcement making emergency filings to protect evidence against its destruction by the US federal government.
The Hennepin County Attorney's Office said it had joined Minnesota state officials in filing a federal lawsuit on Saturday night
"seeking to prevent the destruction of evidence related to the fatal shooting of Alex Pretti." The text of the lawsuit was not immediately available.
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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The fact that this political cartoon will inevitably be relevant yet again some time in the coming weeks and months is terrifying.
Political cartoon of DHS Secretary Noem saying “puppies or protesters… no difference”.
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