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catey 🥑

@catey.bsky.social
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grad student | complainer | avocatey elsewhere

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catey 🥑 @catey.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
ohhhh okay that’s bs i’m glad you did what’s right!!!
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catey 🥑 @catey.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
omg why I thought you liked it!
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catey 🥑 @catey.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
average bsky experience
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puffin @tokyohearse.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Person From The East Coast: I’m from the east coast so I don’t really give a shit about all that “polite” crap. I’ll spit in your drink and gouge out your eye. Ask me if I give a shit! Person from the West Coast: Hello. I am starting a quidditch league for women with misophonia
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/12/2024
sorry i missed your call. I was swept up in the national fervor about the hot murderer’s inscrutable political beliefs. also talking on the phone makes me feel like im being hunted for sport
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
It is now illegal
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prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
hurt people hurt people.
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catey 🥑 @catey.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I tried it out to write my dad’s obit bc I was curious and it was god awful. writing obituaries suck but you can do so much better than this service. AI is just so terrible.
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catey 🥑 @catey.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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catey 🥑 @catey.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Maybe it’s who I follow but bsky reminds me of early 2010s facebook, maybe late 2009. something about it is just so…..I don’t want to say it
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 01/12/2024
when a theater kid uses their power for good you get Ms Rachel. when a theater kid uses their power for evil you get Ariana Grande
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Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
the only kind of linkedin post i want to see
🚨 New Former Forbes 30 Under 30 Honoree Just Charged with Fraud 

Joanna Smith-Griffin, founder of AllHere Education and a former Forbes 30 Under 30 honoree, has been charged with securities fraud, wire fraud, and identity theft.

Prosecutors allege she lied about revenues and contracts to secure $10 million in funding for AllHere, an AI-driven edtech startup aimed at reducing K-12 absenteeism. The funds were allegedly used for personal expenses, including a wedding and house down payment.

Once a promising Harvard Innovation Lab spinout, AllHere is now bankrupt, its employees furloughed. U.S. Attorney Damian Williams stated: "The law does not turn a blind eye to those who distort financial realities for personal gain."photos of forbes 30 under 30 ppl in jail such as sam bankman fried. elizabeth holmes, shkreli etc
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linc @lincnotfound.com · 25/11/2024
god: you have outlived your purpose dinosaurs: give us another chance god: fine dinosaur chicken nuggets: not like this
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catey 🥑 @catey.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
minions, tonight we steal DA MOON
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
You're right. Your bisexuality *has* been erased. Just like *all* your sins. On the cross. ✝️🕊️
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catey 🥑 @catey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
my dog bella turned 7 on saturday but she’s just a little baby
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catey 🥑 @catey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
unfortunately for me, a chronically online zillennial, I have come to LOVE algorithms and only slightly tolerate comedians. so we’ll see how this goes.
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