Reposted by catey 🥑puffin @tokyohearse.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Person From The East Coast: I’m from the east coast so I don’t really give a shit about all that “polite” crap. I’ll spit in your drink and gouge out your eye. Ask me if I give a shit! Person from the West Coast: Hello. I am starting a quidditch league for women with misophonia 112010
Reposted by catey 🥑amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/12/2024sorry i missed your call. I was swept up in the national fervor about the hot murderer’s inscrutable political beliefs. also talking on the phone makes me feel like im being hunted for sport 333229
catey 🥑 @catey.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Maybe it’s who I follow but bsky reminds me of early 2010s facebook, maybe late 2009. something about it is just so…..I don’t want to say it 010
Reposted by catey 🥑amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 01/12/2024when a theater kid uses their power for good you get Ms Rachel. when a theater kid uses their power for evil you get Ariana Grande 3335
Reposted by catey 🥑Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · 01/12/2024the only kind of linkedin post i want to see 620549
Reposted by catey 🥑linc @lincnotfound.com · 25/11/2024god: you have outlived your purpose dinosaurs: give us another chance god: fine dinosaur chicken nuggets: not like this 410729
Reposted by catey 🥑@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024You're right. Your bisexuality *has* been erased. Just like *all* your sins. On the cross. ✝️🕊️ 025238
catey 🥑 @catey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024unfortunately for me, a chronically online zillennial, I have come to LOVE algorithms and only slightly tolerate comedians. so we’ll see how this goes. 050