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Super Kami Cassidy

@cassitastrophic.bsky.social
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Insight, foresight, more sight. The clock on the wall reads a quarter past midnight. (she/her)

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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 9h
every now and then i'll remember a line in a song and start imagining fanart based on it that i'd make if i could draw
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
welp, my phone's permanently dead! guess getting it fixed was a waste of time after all! so excited to go weeks on end with no way to use the internet, contact my work, use the bus, or do literally anything!!!!
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i always think about this one:
"will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions"

"Said the Baudelaire children."
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it should surprise nobody that these suck shit
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i said ooh girl
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Electric Steel
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when i was like 5 or 6 i had this picture book about a bunch of different animals, and the picture they used for the deer was a close-up of it staring straight at you, and it freaked me the hell out so badly i made my mom tear the page out
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
with summer's hateful grasp finally over i can show you all the impressive tan lines i've developed from wearing headphones constantly
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you won't believe where i'm at is in serious contention for my favorite patricia song, it's so unbelievably pretty and the chorus is so much fun it feels illegal
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Ben Towle @benzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stephen King by Naoki Urasawa. Neil Young t-shirt is a nice touch!
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
robot girls once I'm done with them
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 01/10/2026
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listening to the new patricia taxxon album and it's so good it made me not realize i'd gotten on the wrong bus until it was over and i was out on the edge of the metro area
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for the last 25 years i've been unable to see, smell, or think of the concept of cinnamon rolls without imagining a blue centaur alien screaming "CINNAMON BUN-ZAH!"
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyone remember bondage fairies? that shit was weird
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My gf got her almonds absolutely activated by this guy for some reason
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 26/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i got nostalgic for my favorite little pizza joint (badger's island pizza, on... badger's island, where during the time i lived and worked in portsmouth i went there like once a week, and what the hell
a review for a pizzeria written by a user named john egbert. their avatar is john egbert from homestuck. they have written one review (this one.) it was very positive.
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this reads like an npc in a poorly made cyberpunk dungeon crawler reading his three lines of dialogue pulled from random tables
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nice
a disposable vape with the battery at 6% and the tank at 9%
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i traded in over a decade's worth of steam trading cards and got less than $10 in steam credits for them, which is frankly less than $10 more than they're worth, so i wound up being enough to get super lesbian animal rpg basically for free and i've immediately discovered my favorite npc
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
trans MF DOOM: metal face spit more than your radio dial tolerate, glock loaded with ten mils of estradiol valerate
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 22/09/2026
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shoogles (comms open, see 📌) @shoogles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Autobot who takes it well too far and yells "not so fast, Decepti-cunts!"
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
why the hell am i craving pancakes like a dying woman? i never eat pancakes
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@celestielk.bsky.social holy shit brave fencer musashi avatar?
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the joker is among us
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the Irish Unification of 2026
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i noticed one of the chefs at my new job had some futurama stickers on his water bottle and commented on them, he then pulled up his pant leg to reveal basically the entire futurama cast tattooed on his calf. in addition to all the obvious ones he has a fucking tattoo of scruffy the janitor.
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
holy fucking shit better made makes all dressed ruffle chips. there is light in the world
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"fairness in women's sports" is literally just "ethics in games journalism" like this is the same thing this is part of the same playbook dawg
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
once or twice a year i'll get a sudden urge out of absolutely nowhere to listen to like a dozen duran duran songs in a row, despite barely listening to duran duran at all otherwise
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
hey @joinprolific.bsky.social my account's been locked due to a security issue for a month and a half now and the "support team" has completely ignored me for the entire time, am i supposed to assume my account's just gone and you'll all be keeping my balance, or what?
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Milk @milkunderscoreohk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My dash after the Zelda direct
Screenshot from One Piece 
Blackbeard: this cherry pie is so good, I could die!!
Luffy: this cherry pie is so good, I could die!!
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
update: in addition to knocking out the traffic lights on several streets around me, aforementioned selfish non-fellating tornado caused a verizon outage until tomorrow morning at the earliest, i have barely any internet anywhere on this entire block (i walked around and checked)
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
tornado warning in detroit and it didn't even have the decency to suck me off
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yukari from Persona 3 announcing "Here's our chance for an All-Out Attack!"
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yay. another day with no food.
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
had to miss work today because i'm so poor i didn't have bus fare and couldn't walk 2 miles in 90+ degree heat there and then work 6 hours and walk back. i want to fucking die
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
my phone is barely hanging on by a thread and i need to get it fixed asap, before it finally moves from "mostly broken" to "completely nonfunctional" and i'm left with no way to take the bus or anything, if anybody has a dollar or two to spare i could really use it paypal.me/cassitastrophe
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
my phone is barely hanging on by a thread and i need to get it fixed asap, before it finally moves from "mostly broken" to "completely nonfunctional" and i'm left with no way to take the bus or anything, if anybody has a dollar or two to spare i could really use it paypal.me/cassitastrophe
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Go to paypal.me/cassitastrophe and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Robin and Orihime's imagination
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Start Slappin Yo Belly
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Yeah I consider myself more of a femme" says tall fat girl who dresses like a teenage boy
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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