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Super Kami Cassidy

@cassitastrophic.bsky.social
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Insight, foresight, more sight. The clock on the wall reads a quarter past midnight. (she/her)

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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
earlier today crows 1 by aesop rock came up on shuffle and at the bridge i was hit with an intense mental image of some locked tomb art with the phrase "everything you think you're hiding shows in the way you view the graves like a string of tiny thrones"
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
every now and then i'll remember a line in a song and start imagining fanart based on it that i'd make if i could draw
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
please just let me die. please. i'm so fucking tired of this. please for the love of god just give me a fucking gun.
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
welp, my phone's permanently dead! guess getting it fixed was a waste of time after all! so excited to go weeks on end with no way to use the internet, contact my work, use the bus, or do literally anything!!!!
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i always think about this one:
"will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions"

"Said the Baudelaire children."
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it should surprise nobody that these suck shit
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i said ooh girl
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Electric Steel
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when i was like 5 or 6 i had this picture book about a bunch of different animals, and the picture they used for the deer was a close-up of it staring straight at you, and it freaked me the hell out so badly i made my mom tear the page out
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
with summer's hateful grasp finally over i can show you all the impressive tan lines i've developed from wearing headphones constantly
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you won't believe where i'm at is in serious contention for my favorite patricia song, it's so unbelievably pretty and the chorus is so much fun it feels illegal
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Ben Towle @benzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stephen King by Naoki Urasawa. Neil Young t-shirt is a nice touch!
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
robot girls once I'm done with them
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 01/10/2026
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listening to the new patricia taxxon album and it's so good it made me not realize i'd gotten on the wrong bus until it was over and i was out on the edge of the metro area
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for the last 25 years i've been unable to see, smell, or think of the concept of cinnamon rolls without imagining a blue centaur alien screaming "CINNAMON BUN-ZAH!"
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyone remember bondage fairies? that shit was weird
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i had a similar situation once where a doctor told me i should try avoiding dairy for some reason and i just opened up my backpack to show her the half-drank quart bottle of coffee milk i had in there like "i don't think i can do that"
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i had an idea like this ages ago, management game where you run a restaurant in a tourist town and every summer you have to kill a certain number of tourists and turn them into enough food to last the off-season
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
whosoever wears these boots, if they be worthy, shall wield the power of puss
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My gf got her almonds absolutely activated by this guy for some reason
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 26/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
currently rotating their peepees in my head
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
there's something about these tools' design that's intensely appealing to me. i feel like squeezing these would be endlessly satisfying and occupy me for hours (which is what i mostly did in art class as a kid, just sorta stim with whatever art supplies i could find)
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the barbecue place is still there and apparently now has another location that's coincidentally in another city i used to live in, but sadly the coffee shop has apparently been gone for a few years now
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
for a tiny island they had a lot of stuff; there was also a coffee shop that sold these incredible mini loaves of banana bread baked in little bundt pants and coated with cinnamon sugar, and a barbecue place that's so good that i'm pretty sure i saw get talked about on tv more than once in passing
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i went there for two equally important reasons: 1. they have absolutely killer chicken parm subs for a really good price, /and/ they sell corn fritters, and 2. badger's island was the closest place i could walk to that was over the maine state line and that weed delivery services would come to
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i got nostalgic for my favorite little pizza joint (badger's island pizza, on... badger's island, where during the time i lived and worked in portsmouth i went there like once a week, and what the hell
a review for a pizzeria written by a user named john egbert. their avatar is john egbert from homestuck. they have written one review (this one.) it was very positive.
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this reads like an npc in a poorly made cyberpunk dungeon crawler reading his three lines of dialogue pulled from random tables
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this post brought to you by my failure to capture the earlier moment when it said 9 11 because i hit it again while waiting for the camera to open and it went down to 9 10
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nice
a disposable vape with the battery at 6% and the tank at 9%
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the fortune teller is also delightful
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
most of them are worth like 10-15 cents and you have to put them all on the marketplace individually so it's pretty tedious and there's no guarantee all of them will get bought, but it shows you the average price of all of them so i just listed mine for a few cents less than that on all of them
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this was the first time in my life i've interacted with steam trading cards in any way other than briefly glancing at them as they accumulated in my inventory over the years, i just decided "these have to be worth something in aggregate, right?" and it turns out it was less than $10 but i still win
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i traded in over a decade's worth of steam trading cards and got less than $10 in steam credits for them, which is frankly less than $10 more than they're worth, so i wound up being enough to get super lesbian animal rpg basically for free and i've immediately discovered my favorite npc
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i spent half my childhood reading those garfield collections from my local library, i would adore a rae the doe version
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
DOOM flip a rhyme to the coffin from the cradle, they say her dick a crime, why they call ya girl a baeddel
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
trans MF DOOM: metal face spit more than your radio dial tolerate, glock loaded with ten mils of estradiol valerate
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 22/09/2026
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shoogles (comms open, see 📌) @shoogles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Autobot who takes it well too far and yells "not so fast, Decepti-cunts!"
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
why the hell am i craving pancakes like a dying woman? i never eat pancakes
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
same! as a kid i had a ps1 demo disk with a few levels from musashi on it and i must have played the dungeon bowling level a dozen times before i finally got the full game, never understood why it wasn't more successful and better known
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@celestielk.bsky.social holy shit brave fencer musashi avatar?
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(woo-ooh!)
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
girl to left of them, girl to right of them, girl in front of them volley'd and thunder'd
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Super Kami Cassidy @cassitastrophic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the culture took an unnoticed but irreparable blow when people stopped writing gamefaqs guides
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the joker is among us
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