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Cassie

@cassiefacie.bsky.social
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Guinness Book of World Records holder for most worries inside of one brain. She/they

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 3h
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I hate all of you and I hate being here" is a hell of a closer.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
brief reminder because a TikTok video of an asshole is going around, disabled people trying to avoid illnesses that could make them more disabled is not OCD, it is lived experience with a disability that you do not have, and thus should have your stupid mouth closed and stupid ears open about.
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Cassie @cassiefacie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The vet said they'd call back in 30 minutes but it's been an HOUR. I assume it's fine because originally they weren't supposed to call for another 20 minutes or so but also gimme my dog
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
A worm's experience of robins is basically the movie Tremors but flipped vertically
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They made her wait all day to kill her, and now they’re torturing her.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you intended to do a racism but you accidentally did a sundowning instead
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Counterpoint: Bring me your fatties, your weirdos, your radicals yearning to breathe free.
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Cassie @cassiefacie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
10/10 plan to reduce the price of gas while there's supply issues good job everyone there's no way this could possibly go bad
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Cassie @cassiefacie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Personally I'm delighted that they're so stressed about losing Iowa that they need to give an address from the Oval Office
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aries: Fuck you.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
talking about water use policy is impossible because "AI data centers use a lot of water to cool the computers" sounds way more believable than "they're draining the Great Salt Lake so the Governor of Utah can sell alfalfa to Saudi Arabia" and yet
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anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is getting a lot of attention all of the sudden so i want to additionally point out: this is all a jesse singal op bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Cassie @cassiefacie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Carpenter's Son should've been good and I'm mad it wasn't
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
convicular
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Cassie @cassiefacie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Always fun when the neighbor dogs all start barking at the same time and then my dogs need to go outside and get upset and start barking. Could be a bunny, could be aliens, could be a serial killer, who knows
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Heckuva timeline we’re on.
What to Cook
Spaghetti With Garlicky Bread Crumbs and, of Course, Anchovies
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Breaking News
President Trump said his D.C. arch would house drones and snipers, citing national security to justify the project.
now
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's strange how Democratic Socialists - who are being denounced by both parties - turned major deficits into balanced budgets in both New York and Seattle.
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 20/09/2026
They should look up the term “appeasement”
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/09/2026
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 18/09/2026
This guy who assaulted a sitting member of Congress got 28 years and 10 months less jail time than a Texas resident who transported a box of zines that contained constitutionally protected content opposing ICE reason.com/2026/06/25/t...
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Texas man gets 30 years in prison for transporting 'anti-government' pamphlets
The case stems from a violent anti-ICE protest, but critics say the government's prosecution threatens First Amendment rights.
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Democrats' refusal to hold Amy Acton accountable for her recent anti-trans pivot enabled this. You cannot ask trans people to just ignore or look past stuff like this, you need to stand with us now. This gutter bigotry is unacceptable and disqualifying. Candidates like this *are* the greater evil
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Cassie @cassiefacie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What an odd thing to post when you're team "build the wall"
The House Republicans on Facebook:
Every communist country eventually builds a wall. It's never to keep people OUT.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
I point out how much trans people have lost rights over the last few years as a reason we shouldn't support transphobic Dems and I get smeared as being paid by Republicans. This is what trans people are dealing with from so called allies.
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You take a job somewhere called “Reuters Legal” and you just never expect to have to write this sentence
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 15/09/2026
Attempting to frame these bigots like they’re brave pragmatists breaking from some kind of stalwart trans-affirming norm is the type of enormous lie where the ground should open up to pneumatic-tube you directly to hell.
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Cassie @cassiefacie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At what point is this elder abuse
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Aries: There are just so many ways you're gonna fuck up, you're better off not knowing.
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Cassie @cassiefacie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am so homesick today
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kids are property and their toys should match the neutral colors of my home decor. That's literally all this is. For the same people who ask AI to parent for them. They see kids as an accessory to their lives, like a bag that matches their shoes.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"fairness in women's sports" is literally just "ethics in games journalism" like this is the same thing this is part of the same playbook dawg
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 11/09/2026
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Cassie @cassiefacie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I grew up in an actual cult and it wasn't this blatent
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Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"There will be no more elections in the future in which we lose even a single vote.” Joseph Goebbels, Dec 4 1932.
Goebbels speaks at a large radio microphone in the Lustgarten, Berlin, 1932
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HISTORY: diesel has crossed $6/gal nationally for the first time ever, according to live GasBuddy data. every truck, every delivery, every package, every grocery run just got more expensive. the cost of moving everything in america just hit a record. Statement⬇️ (9/10/26, 3p CT)
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone's talking about farmers and shipping but this is also a disaster for home heating oil prices
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/09/2026
The thing liberals fundamentally don't understand is that trans people are losing rights they already had. We're not asking for more, we're asking not to lose what we already had for decades. Most sports leagues and the Olympics had inclusion criteria for decades without issue.
Screenshot of an X (formerly Twitter) exchange discussing political pragmatism and the Overton window.
The initial post by onion person (@CantEverDie) reads:
> "doesn't matter, this is about what the right is able to push with the overton window. first its democrats needing to disavow trans women in sports to get elected, next it'll be agreeing to ban access to HRT to get elected. we've seen how this plays out"
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A reply from Nick Pappas (@NickAPappas) reads:
> "Are you insane? The Overton window didn’t even include this discussion until recently. The public has never been in favor of desegregating the sports by sex.
> Personally I’m glad Barack Obama ran against gay marriage in 2008. Not because that was the right position, or one he even actually held, but because he knew the public wasn’t with him on it. If he hadn’t won he wouldn’t have been able to appoint 2 of the justices who ultimately voted in the majority for Obergefell.
> Lincoln in 1860 didn’t even run on abolishing slavery! He just wanted to stop its expansion. And thankfully he did that and won because a more extreme and morally correct position would have lost. As a result he was able to win the Civil War and push through the 13 amendment.
> Political practicality is the entire history of progress in America. There’s no other way."
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Cassie @cassiefacie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So glad I don't manage a gas station anymore
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New Gallup polling finds that 71% of Americans approve of labor unions and 56 million Americans would join a union tomrorow if they could. We are witnessing a historic rebirth of worker power. If you want a better life for you and your children, join or support a union.
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Unions are extremely popular: 56 million workers would join a union if they could
New Gallup polling finds that 71% of people in the U.S. approve of unions, continuing the highest period of favorability in over 60 years. This coincides with the greatest number of workers represente...
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Aries: There’s no monster under your bed. There never was. The monster was inside of you all along.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I recently spent several months caring for a loved one with terminal colorectal cancer. In his last two months of life, he had a gastric tube Usually I avoid calling for violence on the Internet for obvious reasons, but both the judge and the agent should be publicly executed
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/09/2026
Women and children must die so men can get a hard on is a Trump administration policy.
A screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by user Eric Katz (@EricM_Katz), which quotes a post by Paige W. Cunningham (@pw_cunningham).
The post text reads:
"👀 In canceling the maternal and infant mortality grants, HHS said those issues were no longer a priority for the office and grants would instead focus on 'low sperm count, low testosterone levels and erectile dysfunction.' 👇"
The quoted post by Paige W. Cunningham reads:
"Scoop: HHS's Office of Minority Health has cancelled 16 grants, several focused on maternal/infant health, telling grantees it's pivoting to a focus on the root causes of infertility and promoting exercise. with @EricM_Katz notus.org/health-science..."
At the bottom, the post metadata indicates it was posted at 3:05 PM on Sep 4, 2026, and has 133K views.
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Cassie @cassiefacie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
She was doing this again today but then
Mocha, a brown pit bull mix with a black nose, staring at the camera while trying to climb into my lapBlurry picture of a brown pit bull mix almost against the camera lens, you can see one eye if you look really hard
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Liberals say the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our democracy. They’re wrong— the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our republic.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 01/09/2026
just what everyone wanted for the holiday season, a christmas carol adaptation for twitter debate me bros
“In other adaptations, Scrooge is kind of an asshole, and then the rest of the characters are benevolent, perfect people. And it was really our goal to try to balance that out to say that there’s much more of a gray area in the story,” West tells EW. “We want to give Scrooge logic and a good argument, so when he is making an argument about something, he’s not wrong.”
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A hand holding a sticker designed after the “I want to believe” poster from the X-Files except it says “I want two Aleve” and instead of the ufo it’s two pills of Aleve
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Cassie @cassiefacie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
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Farscape Moya Starburst Transformation
Alt: Farscape Moya Starburst Transformation
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