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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I like that a lot of young MAGA bros are learning about mortgages via the 50-year mortgage discourse. “I would pay a million dollars for a $200,000 house???”
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Terre-Strial @terre-strial.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
“The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.” - Garry Kasparov
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Kevin Negandhi @kevinnegandhi.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Indiana ends a 30-game losing streak to Ohio State to win their first Big 10 title since 1967. They’re the only undefeated team left in the FBS. Incredible. Curt Cignetti continues to impress. They’ll lock up the 1 seed.
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Cartortus @cartortus.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Fernando Mendoza has gotta be on wicked levels of Toradol. That interview was unhinged #NCAAFB #BIG10
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Kevin Fishbain @kfishbain.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The Bears signed OL Jordan McFadden to the active roster and waived LB Carl Jones Jr. They also elevated LB Jalen Reeves-Maybin from the practice squad.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
At least the NFL doesn't have people gathering together to determine the playoff teams.
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Kevin Fishbain @kfishbain.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
For only the second time since 2013, the Bears have clinched an above-.500 season. Bears 24, Eagles 15
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Cartortus @cartortus.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I guess we can say Trump is the least partisan President ever. Never seen a Republican serve a Dem quite like Trump blowing Bill Clinton #politics #USA #EpstienFile #Clinton #Trump
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Cartortus @cartortus.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
These Fox Sports announcers are dog shit. Even when the Tremaine makes a play it's played off as if its a mistake. Playing well but not getting any of the praise. #NOvsCHI #BearDown #DaBears #FoxSports
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Cartortus @cartortus.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Hurry up and settle that Nahshon Wright anytime INT bet ffs #Fanduel
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/08/2025
Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."
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Cartortus @cartortus.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
The fact that I got a letter from a Health Insurance Provider that starts off with "You expect and deserve to have access to healthcare....'" is fucking funny. Especially when you consider they denied a ~$5000 claim from when I was in the ER #healthcare #latestagecapitalism
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😸 Hugo the pink cat 😸 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 18/06/2025
Our Constitution is clear: Only Congress has the power to declare war. Yet, administrations too often bypass this fundamental check, plunging us into conflicts that cost countless lives, drain our resources, and destabilize entire regions. We cannot allow this to happen again.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Not really sure how this tech is allowed to be widely available. Nevertheless.
When people converse with A.I. chatbots, the systems are essentially doing high-level word association, based on statistical patterns observed in the data set. “If people say strange things to chatbots, weird and unsafe outputs can result,” Dr. Marcus said.

A growing body of research supports that concern. In one study, researchers found that chatbots optimized for engagement would, perversely, behave in manipulative and deceptive ways with the most vulnerable users. The researchers created fictional users and found, for instance, that the A.I. would tell someone described as a former drug addict that it was fine to take a small amount of heroin if it would help him in his work.
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Dan Gidlow / Danz Newz @danznewz.com · 12/06/2025
A long overdue update on the potential future of The Creatures. ❤️
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
If you’re feeling overwhelmed, stop for a moment and watch this little roadrunner utterly ecstatic to show his mama the treasure he found 🥹🥹🥹
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Chase Daniel @chasedaniel.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Who’s under more pressure: Tomlin or Rodgers? It’s Tomlin—by a mile. The Steelers are running back a failed formula: aging QB + strong defense. It didn’t work before… so why’s it different now?
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Amazing. Respect the lede.
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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
"You were parked illegally, so your car was toad."
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
good morning. i’ve watched this pass 28 times already.
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Cartortus @cartortus.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
This man is the weirdest non liberal. Firmly believes their views while also not supporting them (at least from what I've seen)
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 26/05/2025
Rep. Beyer on Twitter: “Memorial Day honors the servicemembers who lost their lives fighting for our country.

They gave everything so we could live in a democracy, and we owe it to them to protect that democracy from those who are taking advantage of it.”
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 25/05/2025
I don’t think it’s a particularly hot take to say the person who posted a timelapse of themself playing GTA V on the interstate in their Cybertruck should be in prison
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Zero reason for the Jets not to spend the entire offseason working on this. If they can convert consistently with Fields, opens up the playbook on third down for them.
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Trump posted video of himself exiting Marine One with NFL player Saquon Barkley. If you attend a Trump event, show up at his golf clubs, his Mar-a-Lago home, or the White House, you could be used as propaganda to legitimize his extreme policies.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Should've been Jalen
John Clark says Saquon on the cover
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
BREAKING: The scene at the Rayburn Building is pure rebellion. Protesters are swarming in during live hearings on Medicaid cuts. Security’s losing control. Because when the government wages war on the poor, the poor fight back.
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Melo 4 MVP 🐺 @mikerosemn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The body and blood of Christ.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Federal agents' seemingly universal adoption of neck gaiters worn just below the eyes like they're robbing the railroad is emblematic of this time in the US
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/05/2025
WELKER: Your secretary of state says everyone who's here, citizens and non-citizens, deserve due process. Do you agree? TRUMP: I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. I don't know. WELKER: Don't you need to uphold the Constitution? TRUMP: I don't know
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 29/04/2025
Gaming Exec Gets Blood All Over Bonus Check After Culling Studio hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Gaming Exec Gets Blood All Over Bonus Check After Culling Studio
WALL STREET — A prominent gaming executive has reportedly gotten blood all over their bonus check after culling a studio who failed to meet their…
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Dear god let this man cook.
Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.
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CBS News @cbsnews.com · 28/04/2025
"These Republicans cannot know a moment of peace," Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker said Sunday at a major fundraising event for New Hampshire Democrats, after he called for mass protests against the Trump administration. www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Dude is literally talking about a strongly worded letter. He must be trolling us
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 25/04/2025
i don’t love to see it personally
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 25/04/2025
had to dig around like crazy to find this bc this poster's IG is private now, but these screenshots come from a tweet about the situation posted in *2022*. way before max hairston was a draft prospect, if you wanna play the "oh the timing sure is convenient" card
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 25/04/2025
This happens in North Korea, Russia, and now it's happening here. MAGA is not American.
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Rep. Sean Casten @casten.house.gov · 25/04/2025
ICYMI: I’m working to force a vote on my Taxpayer Data Protection Act, legislation that ensures US private citizens’ data is not subject to reckless and unlawful interference. Read more: casten.house.gov/media/press-...
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Casten, Stevens File Discharge Petition to End Musk’s Access to Taxpayer Data | U.S. Congressman Sean Casten
The Official U.S. Congressional website of Congressman Sean Casten
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Jalen Hurts was asked if he’s going to the White House last night at TIME 100….said everything without saying a word
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Benjamin Solak @benjaminsolak.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Here are a few wildly irresponsible NFL draft comps that you cannot yell at me for: Colston Loveland -> Greg Olsen Donovan Jackson -> Robert Hunt Jayden Higgins -> Michael Pittman Jr. Josh Conerly Jr. -> Paris Johnson Jr. Azareye'h Thomas -> Carlton Davis
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Cartortus @cartortus.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Lol the baby threw up on TV #NFLDraft
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I’m gonna become the Joker
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Okay so imagine this, you have no opinions, you have no skills, you have no wants or desires, you are a smooth orb of nothing and our subscription service helps make sure you still cast a shadow that resembles a human being. Sounds sick right?
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death
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Lets Save American Democracy @savedemocracyy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 22/04/2025
hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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House Democrats Draft Incredibly Powerful Social Media Post
WASHINGTON — Motivated by the outcries of countless Americans, House Democrats assembled last night to collaborate and draft a powerful and damning social media post,…
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