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Carrion Sam

@carrionsam.bsky.social
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I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a fetish that no one shows me their feet ever
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1h
Sounds like an unfair retribution for a past addiction
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 2h
Rez girls are built different for sure
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ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 5h
coat me with sugar and call me a donut
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 3h
Chap DDT why am i ded?
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 4h
i know i know i know, idk
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 3h
Mess hall coffee is mess hall coffee
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 3h
Ok, I know why I'm going to stay awake during this long shift
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dr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 4h
I never saw an unedited version of Carrie until this past weekend but John Travolta receiving a blowjob is straight up nightmare fuel
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 3h
SHE COULD BE MY DAUGHTER'S YOUNGER FRIEND
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 4h
.... okay was that inappropriate of her to stand behind me at the fridge saying not to mind her "I'm just choosing my dessert" blink and just walk away?
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 9h
Looking forward to having my AI avatar watch an AI-created movie so that I don't have to.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23h
Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 22h
... so you're telling me I have a trans on a mission, and it's leaking?
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Makes me so uneasy
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ooooh
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What I crave is a proper espresso
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I didn't bring that up
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No horror, only a weird vibe
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
[look up Folger's incest commercial]
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah but it makes you yearn for your sister, doesn't it?
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😭😭😭
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
To the people spreading batshit crazy conspiracy theories: Are actual current events not batshit crazy enough to please you?
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic.
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Guess I'll order some for my Chemex then, if Lydia says so
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the best time to plant a tree was 30 years ago. the second best time? was 29 years, 364 days ago. third best - 29 years, 363 days. fourth best is interesting, because 29 years *362* days had better soil conditions. fifth best--
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't think I've seen it anywhere except in Cozumel
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
isn't that instant?
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Bugs Bunny: Opera Conductor
ALT: Bugs Bunny: Opera Conductor
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
.... WHY AM I SITTING ON THE DASH? JEREMY HOW ARE YOU GONNA DRIVE WITH ME ON THE DASH OF YOUR CAR?!??!
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ella's gonna what?
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
buh-low-guh-na
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
nothing in this world is free, these insults will not be given but sold
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
heeheeheeeheeeee
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
all the bog hags have ventured to salem so im posting this from inside their coven where im drinking all their potions and i feel…wait wtf im floating to the ceiling like a ballon help ! help! aaagggghhhhhh
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
eggs have a chemical that can break down paint tho
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i hope i'm a box of souvenirs or a little radio with two antennas
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
HOPEFULLY
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I object to this post
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
... thrown real hard on a Cadillac's fresh coat of paint under the Tijuana sun
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mimosas are just orange juice wearing a fake mustache to sneak alcohol into the function
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Phoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳 @phoebebarton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
reposting with alt text because this is a great idea that I would be 100% behind. my only concern is that merely digging him up doesn't go far enough. put his skeleton on trial for his role in the genocide.
An article from the December 11, 1978 Toronto Star, headlined "Indians threaten to dig up Sir John A."

OTTAWA (CP) - An Indian leader has threatened to dig up the remains of Sir John Macdonald, one of the founders of Confederation, to protest the desecration of Indian burial grounds by archaeologists.

"Let's see how white people feel about that," Alex Akiwenzie of the Nations of Warriors said in a weekend interview. "We are trying to raise the level of consciousness among Indian and non-Indian alike."

Macdonald, the country's first prime minister, died in 1891 and is buried in Kingston.

At the Cataraqui cemetery where Sir John's remains lie marked by an undistinguished 3-foot headstone, cemetery manager John Howard was not unduly alarmed about the threat today.

Howard suggested that if the threat really was a serious one then police would be asked to post a guard, but he said: "I understand Sir John is buried in reinforced concrete. So that wouldn't be easy to get through."

He said the grave has never been desecrated.

Akiewenzie and fellow member Douglas Pine recently walked from Windsor to Toronto to protest highway construction that would cut through part of a 1,000-year-old burial site in Windsor.

"They're dealing with our spirits," he said. "Nothing is really sacred any more when they desecrate our burial grounds. We just want them left alone."

He wants legislation to protect Indian burial grounds but he said he was not well-received by provincial authorities in Toronto following a protest march.

"Now I want to speak to federal politicians but if I don't get satisfaction soon, I will dig up Sir John."

Although museum officials in Ontario last year promised Indians that no more burial grounds would be dug up without consultation with local bands, Akiwenzie said the Windsor dig has continued over protests.

"They were after us alive and now they're after us dead," he said. "We just can't seem to escape."
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 11/10/2026
There’s a moment, after I’ve browned the stew beef, when the mirepoix hits the pan for the first time and starts to immediately interact with all of that delicious fond . . . it’s got to be in the top 5 best smells in the universe
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
things woulda turned out better if only i were able to sell more chocolate bars in middle school
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think it's some brand of Scotch
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it's the only act worth emulating at the moment
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
... great now my boots are all drenched...
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
... but I thought human language was meant for saying truthful things only 🥺
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
blow more
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I miss my fucking Breville so much right now Fucking dishwasher water tasting coffee
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