Reposted by Carrion SamMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have a fetish that no one shows me their feet ever 412039
Reposted by Carrion Samghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 5hcoat me with sugar and call me a donut 1308
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 3hOk, I know why I'm going to stay awake during this long shift 000
Reposted by Carrion Samdr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 4hI never saw an unedited version of Carrie until this past weekend but John Travolta receiving a blowjob is straight up nightmare fuel 284
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 4h.... okay was that inappropriate of her to stand behind me at the fridge saying not to mind her "I'm just choosing my dessert" blink and just walk away? 120
Reposted by Carrion SamJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 9hLooking forward to having my AI avatar watch an AI-created movie so that I don't have to. 46010
Reposted by Carrion Sampixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23hSad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike. 10786201466
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 22h... so you're telling me I have a trans on a mission, and it's leaking? 010
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Yeah but it makes you yearn for your sister, doesn't it? 420
Reposted by Carrion SamJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026To the people spreading batshit crazy conspiracy theories: Are actual current events not batshit crazy enough to please you? 311847
Reposted by Carrion SamAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic. 462197476994
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Guess I'll order some for my Chemex then, if Lydia says so 240
Reposted by Carrion Samalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026the best time to plant a tree was 30 years ago. the second best time? was 29 years, 364 days ago. third best - 29 years, 363 days. fourth best is interesting, because 29 years *362* days had better soil conditions. fifth best-- 513525
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I don't think I've seen it anywhere except in Cozumel 130
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comBugs Bunny: Opera ConductorALT: Bugs Bunny: Opera Conductor 010
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026.... WHY AM I SITTING ON THE DASH? JEREMY HOW ARE YOU GONNA DRIVE WITH ME ON THE DASH OF YOUR CAR?!??! 120
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026nothing in this world is free, these insults will not be given but sold 010
Reposted by Carrion SamPixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026all the bog hags have ventured to salem so im posting this from inside their coven where im drinking all their potions and i feel…wait wtf im floating to the ceiling like a ballon help ! help! aaagggghhhhhh 3142
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026eggs have a chemical that can break down paint tho 120
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i hope i'm a box of souvenirs or a little radio with two antennas 010
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026... thrown real hard on a Cadillac's fresh coat of paint under the Tijuana sun 120
Reposted by Carrion SamDevi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Mimosas are just orange juice wearing a fake mustache to sneak alcohol into the function 14912
Reposted by Carrion SamPhoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳 @phoebebarton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026reposting with alt text because this is a great idea that I would be 100% behind. my only concern is that merely digging him up doesn't go far enough. put his skeleton on trial for his role in the genocide. 0113
Reposted by Carrion SamJeremy @floregonian.com · 11/10/2026There’s a moment, after I’ve browned the stew beef, when the mirepoix hits the pan for the first time and starts to immediately interact with all of that delicious fond . . . it’s got to be in the top 5 best smells in the universe 0312
Reposted by Carrion Sam🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 11/10/2026things woulda turned out better if only i were able to sell more chocolate bars in middle school 0327
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026... but I thought human language was meant for saying truthful things only 🥺 010
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I miss my fucking Breville so much right now Fucking dishwasher water tasting coffee 1140