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@carpenoctem1213.bsky.social
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Enby (they/he), bird parent, plant enthusiast, pagan, the mist that forms only under a full moon

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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, both of which are blue. In this one, Blue is driving, with his little brother in the passenger seat.
Baby Blue: Thanks for taking me to play airsoft with you.
Big Blue: It's nothing.

Blue continues to drive as his little brother raises an eyebrow at him in confusion.
Big Blue: Motly I'm surprised you didn't lose my song roulette even once.
Baby Blue: Your what?

Blue's little brother glances at the passenger side door in alarm as Blue locks the car doors while driving.
Big Blue: My playlist is on shuffle with one horrible song in there. This one.

Blue continues to drive, taking delight in the way his little brother begins bouncing around the car while screaming as The Horrible Song plays.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 06/09/2026
*stares grimly at the camera*
A post from the decrepit Cheeto showing a map renaming New Mexico to New America. It is a real post, covered by multiple news outlets and retweeted on X. I am so very tired.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting side by side in a tree, their tails coiled together.
Blue: It's best to share your life with someone who keeps you out of trouble.
Green: Yep. But it's more fun to be with someone who will join you in it.
Blue: That's also true.

Cautiously, Blue and Green peer down from their branch, looking to the ground far below.
Blue: Do you think it's safe to get down yet?
Green: No, I think they're still angry.

There's a sound of unintelligble cursing coming from the ground below.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 21/08/2026
deep monks
idk what the one on the right is. generic sea monster of some kind
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Natalie @nataliehall.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
M0ths from 2020
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa theonion.com/man-doesnt-like-who-he…
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, we watch as very shoddily drawn sketchy Green fox slowly comes together, becoming progressively more recognisable.

 Shoddy, sketchy Green fox stares in deep confusion as the ambiguous shape of Blue asks him an incomprehensible question.
Blue: [unintelligible words]?
Green: What?

Becoming clearer, Blue looks at Green, who is still thrown off, but now looks almost completely like himself.
Blue: I asked if you just woke up.
Green: Oh. No, not yet.
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Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Crow
A crow perched on a mossy stump in a pine forest with colourful bushy foliage
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Baron Blobert Von Mucinex the 4th @juda1313.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
For todays shot of art, Where's My Breakfast II, Daniel Arthur, oil on panel, 2026
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The blue whale has been officially dethroned as the longest animal on earth*. In 2020, Schmidt Ocean Institute spotted this galaxy-shaped creature while doing an ROV dive off the coast of Australia. Based on their laser measurement system, they estimate the outer ring is 154 feet long...
Siphonophore imaged by Schmidt Ocean Institute
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Phoenix @carpenoctem1213.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Just finished the audiobook version of The Silent Paths of Night by @drslayton.bsky.social and might I just say
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Screaming Lilo
Alt: Lilo from the movie Lilo and Stitch sitting on her bed and screaming into a pillow before falling back onto the bed. Caption reads "(Muffled screaming"
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Part Time Dragons @parttimedragons.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What drink is your favorite?
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It’s really frightening.
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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Preston Singletary, Tlingit (1963- ), Raven Steals the Sun, blown, cast, and sandblasted glass, 19 x6x6 in, wood mold for the Sun by David Franklin, American (1972- ), private collection
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 15/05/2026
I made you a very important sticker. eatf.art/sticker
A sticker on a laptop that reads "A.I. art can fuck off"
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Satan @666therealsatan666.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
These are Vietnamese Mossy Frogs.
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carolmac80💙🌈☮️🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸🇺🇦🧿🌊 @carolmac80.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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FluffKevlar @fluffkevlar.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
cartoon raven getting spooked
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David R. Slayton (He/Him) @drslayton.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
As we get closer to the release for the Silent Paths of Night on June 9th, I'll be posting about the world of Aegea and its gods. davidrslayton.com/the-gods-of-... The preorder campaign is still going strong at: booksareawesome.net/book/9798228...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/05/2026
Researchers Find Crows Smart Enough Not To Let On How Smart They Really Are theonion.com/researchers-find-crows…
Researchers Find Crows Smart Enough Not To Let On How Smart They Really Are
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
👍
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David R. Slayton (He/Him) @drslayton.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Happy Independent Bookstore Day! Give them some love and sales if you're out and about!
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TRG @q4nwspunk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%
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Phoenix @carpenoctem1213.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Currently rereading A Sorceress Comes to Call by @tkingfisher.com and it's such a shame how much I love a certain character given their fate but it's such a good book 😭
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are playing a board game with Blue's little brother. All three are studying the board keenly.
Blue: If I go forward, I'll step into a trap.

Blue continues studying the board as his little brother picks up another card.
Blue: If I go back, I'll take the penalty.

Blue frowns in frustration.
Blue: Every time I move I take 5 damage.

Blue and little blue look at Green, who is still studying the board.
Green: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 19/03/2026
Please soothe your soul with this footage of an enraged muppet being treated at the wild muppet center.
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Libro.fm @libro.fm · 18/03/2026
Unlike some certain mega corporations...we think that when you buy something, you should own it 😺 That's why our audiobooks are proudly DRM-free; you own them, files and all. You can listen on our apps, or wherever else you want.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
AS IS RIGHT AND PROPER.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 15/03/2026
YAYYY! More tree lobsters for the gene pool! These little weirdos make me so happy. People saw the last handful of surviving GIANT-ASS stick insects and said “They’re not dying out on my watch!”
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David R. Slayton (He/Him) @drslayton.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Hoping more people will find my magical school for everyone book. A reluctant assassin, an elf boy with a secret, and dinosaurs. Available everywhere, and however, you read: davidrslayton.com/books/rogue-...
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Libro.fm @libro.fm · 02/03/2026
If you're looking for a way to ditch Amazon-owned Audible...we can help 😉 We're the audiobook company that shares profits with indie bookstores. We're also: 💓A Certified B Corp & registered Social Purpose Corporation. We care about the world & doing active, social good 👥100% employee owned ⤵️
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dreadelion @dreadelion.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
the kind of wisdom one would hope to find in anxient tomes 🩸
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds. -Take 10 min. to do nothing, including not looking at anything online. Rest. -The tiny cryptids did their best to bring me tea and toast when I had a migraine. Thankfully there was adult supervision. ❤️AuntieJilli
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"
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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
there is no reason for ICE to exist. immigrants aren’t doing anything wrong by trying to live and work and provide for their loved ones. I don’t care how people got here. if they want to be here that’s good. leave them alone.
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Libro.fm @libro.fm · 07/01/2026
Looking to read more this year? Audiobooks can be a great entryway, and a great way to add even more reading into our lives. And indie bookshops and public libraries both play a huge role in helping folks develop a love for reading 💕
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David R. Slayton (He/Him) @drslayton.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
If you got to the end of Stranger Things and said "I wish I had more stories with a gay sorcerer from a small town fighting an eldritch power while crafting a found family," then I've got you covered. Three series, urban/rural and high fantasy available however you read. davidrslayton.com/books/
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fishcrow birb @fishcrow.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I'm trying here! ;v; #fishcrow #art
A picture of a black cartoon crow with teeth looking sad with the captions "What do you do for living?" and "I do my best"
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pikaole @pikaole.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Crow icon/wallpaper pack 🐦‍⬛ www.patreon.com/posts/icon-p...
Promotional image of the icon pack. Here are examples of the lock screen and home screen. All decorated with crow
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 04/09/2025
This is absolutely batshit and amazing. I didn’t even know that some ant species have to mate with a different species to produce workers (!!!) but they are literally mating with another species, ripping out their own DNA, and producing a clone of the male they mates with. That is NUTS
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is dashing to Green with enthusiasm, and Green is equally delighted by the good news. 
Blue: Green! It's crisp outside!
Green: It is?

The foxes head outside together.
Blue: The fresh scent of autumn!
Green: Summer has been defeated!

Both foxes halt in surprise as the first brand new golden orange autumn leaf floats by above them. Without another second of hesitation, they start chasing after it, chanting "leaf! leaf! leaf! leaf! leaf!"
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Libro.fm @libro.fm · 01/08/2025
Tips to help heat up your audiobook reading: 🎙 Find a narrator you love and explore their catalog 🏃Speed it up ❌ It’s okay to DNF 🚍 Add audiobooks into your day-to-day, such as commutes, walks, & chores 🆕 Try different genres & branch outside your comfort zone 🔎 Explore bookseller recs on Libro.fm
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Shazzoir @shazzoir.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
#bees
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Animal Flix @animalflix.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
This is an uninterrupted minute of Maruay the rescued tiger with his beloved ball..🥰😇 #bluesky
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
rolling up to the Olive Garden like
baby needs pasta grocery store sign
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Phoenix @carpenoctem1213.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Wonder how much money they made with that decision >_>
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Libro.fm @libro.fm · 08/07/2025
This Prime Day (& every day): ➡️ Support the small businesses making a positive difference ➡️ Get book recs from people who actually read—not algorithms ➡️ Visit your indie, immerse yourself in books, maybe chat with real people, & leave feeling happy ➡️ Support your indie with audiobook purchases
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 07/07/2025
Wiggle from its grasp!!
Little drawing of crows in a claw machine with the caption "If the claw machine of fate picks me, I intend to WIGGLES!"
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