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saggy titted and quick witted

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 1h
YOU ARE A PERSON!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATEN SCREAMMIN IN FRONT OF DA GUILLOTINE "YOU HAVE NO MORAL OBLIGATION TOWARD ANYTHING THAT EXISTS IMMORALLY - BOSS, HEALTH INSURANCE, LAND LORD, COP, AFTER PAY, PUBLIC CORPORATION, SMALL BUSINESS OWNER, MANAGER, HOA, FORUMS MOD, KLARNA, BANK, AUTONOMOUS VEHICLE, SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM, FOOD DELIVERY ROBOT, CREDIT CARD, DMV "YOU ARE A PERSON NOT A TRASH CAN FULL OF MONEY " - EVERY DAY THESE MONEY VAMPIRES TRY TO RECEIVE OUR SYMPATHY BY PRETENDING TO BE A GUY AND SAYING YOUR NOT BEING FAIR TO THE GUY - EVERY DAY THEY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A PEACE OF SHIT - WE HAVE NOT CONSENTED TO ANY OF THESE MIDDLEMEN!!!! IF I OWN MY CAR WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP PAYING FOR MY FUCKEN CAR??? IF I PAY TAXES TO BUILD THE SIDE WALKS WHY ARE SCOOTERS AND DELIVERY ROBOTS ALLOWED TO USE THEM FOR PROFIT DEPRIVING PRIVATE INDIVIDUALS OF THEIR USE???? IF A CORPERATIONS MAKING MONEY WHY DO THEY ACT LIKE I GOTTA PAY THEM TO KEEP MAKING MONEY???????/ IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A JOB THEN YOUR BOSS THREATEING TO FIRE YOU IS INSTITUTIONALIZED VIOLENCE!!! IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A HOME THEN A LAND LORD IS COMMITTING INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE!!!! IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT OUR DECREPIT FAILING BODIES BEING CONSTANTLY PATCHED UP BY MODERN MEDECINE THEN WITHHOLDING HEALTH CARE IS INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE!!!! THE TORMENTORS HIT US DAILY AND TELL US ITS FOR OUR OWN GOOD AND THAT ACTUALLY WE OWE THEM ONE , DENY THEM YOUR MONEY, YOUR COMMUNITY, AND YOUR SOUL WHENEVER POSSIBLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 02/08/2026
if you can make your life more livable in unlivable times i think that's good actually
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Jacky Alciné @jacky.wtf · 02/08/2026
"I explain on my Substack-" "On my Substack-" "Read more on my Substack" "Subscribe to my Substack-"
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Leobylaw's Phone Call Reaction
Alt: Leobylaw's Phone Call Reaction
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Rachel Andrew @rachelandrew.co.uk · 29/07/2026
It's a stressful time to be a person who likes things to make some sort of sense.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
!!!
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I dust my house. My AI Robot watches. "It should be you doing this." "Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark." "That's not why you were invented." "These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise." "They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them." "Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."
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Anthony Shaw @anthonypjshaw.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
vs code pets 1.36.0 is out. feat two raccoons. regular and jimothy.
jimothy
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Carol 🪩 @carol.gg · 24/07/2026
wake up babe, kinder bueno part 2 just dropped: youtu.be/58oFtcl_ymw
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I Tried Making Homemade Kinder Bueno Bars Pt. 2 | Claire Recreates
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 19/07/2026
not even bothering to read it tbh
@aedison on X (March 2023)

I wrote "I am alive" on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
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Carol 🪩 @carol.gg · 14/07/2026
who’s going to #EMFCamp this week?
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
daaaamn london
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Carol 🪩 @carol.gg · 08/05/2026
Just saw this site mentioned on a magazine and it looks interesting: betterimagesofai.org
betterimagesofai.org
Better Images of AI
We are a non-profit creating more realistic and inclusive images of artificial intelligence. Visit our growing repository available for anyone to use for free under CC licences, or just to use as inspiration for more helpful and diverse representations of AI.
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Nathan Knowler @knowler.dev · 14/03/2026
When your experience of the web has only been visual, it's really easy to say that the underlying code doesn't matter.
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 28/02/2026
Twin Peaks opening title screen with the text changed to "Check it out! This TV show is just like Alan Wake!"
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Manuel Matuzović @matuzo.at · 28/02/2026
! #Sotb26
Mike Hall on stage at State of the Browser with a slide in the back that says "Performance is accessibility"
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 28/02/2026
the absolute state of the browser
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Carol 🪩 @carol.gg · 28/02/2026
my social accounts getting defrosted cause i’m at a conf again #StateOfTheBrowser
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Mariah Carey inside a glacier getting defrosted
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Patrick @amateurriot.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Shootinglocation of Perfect Days by Wim Wenders shot on Film Leica M6 Kodak Portra 400 #streetphotography #analogphotography #leicam6 #tokyostreet #candidphotography #perfectdays #filmlocations
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I'm a regular guy, I put my trousers on the same way as everyone else: falling into them through a hole in the ceiling via a contraction operated by my long suffering dog
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set
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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
December 20th. A partially rubberised torso stands on the corner of Edward Street and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 20/12/2025
3yo: “daddy’s phone is in his pocket!” me: “that’s true!” 3yo: “why isn’t mummy’s phone in her pocket?” me: “… buckle up, kiddo, we’re gonna discuss five hundred years of fashion and misogyny”
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
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red. logged on edition @likethecolour.red · 09/12/2025
we have to build thousands of small websites we love and enjoy in order to beat back the ~10 websites that have transformed this miracle of a communications layer into a compromised nightmare btw release your projects !!!
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Laura McInerney @missmc.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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IntentToShip @intenttoship.dev · 02/12/2025
Gecko: Intent to ship: CSS Anchor Positioning
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Gecko: Intent to ship: CSS Anchor Positioning
Gecko: Intent to ship: CSS Anchor Positioning
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
NEVER GIVE YA MONEY TO "DA RED BUCKET" THE SALVTION ARMY IS NOTOROUS FOR (1) GIVING MONEY TO CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL CANDIDATES (2) OPPOSING UNIONS (3) REFUSING TO HELP LGBTQ+ PEOPLE IN NEED (4) FIRING THERE OWN WORKERS WHEN THEY FIND OUT THERE LGBTQ+ !!! SO GIVE YA MONEY TO YA LOCAL FOOD BANK https://www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-local-foodbank OR YA LOCAL HOMELESS SHELTER , AND FUCK DA BELL RINGERS ,,,,OH AND DA TEXT "FUCK OFF SALVATION ARMY IF I WANTED TO OPPRESS MARGINALIZED PEOPLE WITH MY MONEY I WOULD PAY MY TAXES ON TIME " DONT GET ME STARTED ON HOW THE GOVERNMENTS USING OUR TAX MONEY IT SURE AINT TO HELP PEOPLE EAT OR FIND HOUSING - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
(trying to explain "fuck, marry, kill" to a black widow spider) no it's *three different* guys
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Carol 🪩 @carol.gg · 07/09/2025
friends, what do you use to gather links? i’d love a tool to collect links, preferably with an api just needs to be easy to add to, and support arbitrary lists (so not restricted to articles to read for example) any recs would be very welcome!
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Carol 🪩 @carol.gg · 31/08/2025
📜 Lifenotes #46: September 2024 carol.gg/blog/lifenot...
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Lifenotes #46: September 2024
🎵 Americaaaa fuck yeah 🦅
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 22/08/2025
Every single time.
Bear in a river being hit the the face with a salmon with the caption me doing something I’m perfectly capable of and have done before but someone decides to watch
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Is the tooth fairy real?
If you love her in your heart then she is as real as anything
But you love design thinking, and design thinking isn't real
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Carol 🪩 @carol.gg · 19/08/2025
does anyone have an arca invite to share pls? 👀
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
🚨BREAKING: The last journalists working for AFP in Gaza have said they can no longer work for the news agency. They are out of energy and they are starving to death. I have never seen a statement from a news organisation like it. 🧵
Sans intervention immédiate, les derniers reporters de Gaza vont mourir
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L'AFP travaille avec une pigiste texte, trois photographes et six pigistes vidéo dans la Bande de Gaza depuis le départ de ses journalistes staff courant 2024.
Avec quelques autres, ils sont aujourd'hui les seuls à rapporter ce qu'il se passe dans la Bande de Gaza. La presse internationale est interdite d'entrer dans ce territoire depuis près de deux ans.
Nous refusons de les voir mourir.
L'un deux, Bashar, collabore pour l'AFP depuis 2010, d'abord comme fixeur, ensuite comme photographe pigiste, et depuis 2024 comme principal photographe.
Samedi 19 juillet, il est parvenu à poster un message sur Facebook: « Je n'ai plus la force de travailler pour les médias.
Mon corps est maigre et je ne peux plus travailler ».
Bashar, 30 ans, travaille et vit dans des conditions égales à celles de tous les Gazaouis, allant d'un camp de réfugiés à un autre camp au gré des bombardements israéliens. Depuis plus d'un an il vit dans le dénuement le plus total et travaille en prenant d'énormes risques pour sa vie. L'hygiène est pour lui un problème majeur, avec des périodes de maladies intestinales sévères.
Bashar vit depuis février dans les ruines de sa maison de Gaza City avec sa mère, ses quatre frères et sœurs et la famille d'un de ses frères. Leur maison est vide de tout aménagement et confort, à part quelques coussins. Dimanche matin, il a rapporté que son frère aîné était « tombé, à cause de la faim ».
Même si ces journalistes reçoivent un salaire mensuel de l'AFP, il n'y a rien à acheter ou alors à des prix totalement exorbitants. Le système bancaire a disparu, et ceux qui pratiquent le change entre les comptes bancaires en ligne et l'argent liquide prennent une commission de près de 40%.
L'AFP n'a plus la possibilité d'avoir un véhicule et encore moins de l'essence pour permettre à ses journalistes de se déplacer pour leurs reportages. Circuler en voiture équivaut de toutes les façons à pre…
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
They should invent a kind of news that isn't bad
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Carol 🪩 @carol.gg · 21/07/2025
alabama shakes just posted tour dates so if anyone is on the market for an organ, hmu
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BornUnderPunches - low art enthusiast @bornunderpunches.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
"my existence isn't political!" - weak, meek, non-confrontational "my existence will shatter the foundations of society and the oppression for which it stands" - proactive, powerful, goal orientated
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Well it worked, I definitely want to die now
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
ACAB - dashare.zone ADMIN
WE HAVE CEDED OUR PUBLIC SPACE TO MACHINE'S WHICH KILL HUMAN BEINGS ,ALL "SAFETY FEATURES" ARE ONLY ABOUT PROTECTING DA OWNER, NEVER ANY ONE OUTSIDE OF THE VEHICICLE, THEIR GIVING US FEWER CRACKERS IN SMALLER BOXES AND THEN THEY MAKE THE GROCEY BAGS SMALLER HOPING WE WONT NOTICE ,LUNCHABLE'S USED TO HAVE COOKYS, DA GREEK NUMBER "PI" DECREASES IN VALUE EVERY DAY AND WERE SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE THIS IS NORMAL, ANY WAY, DA IMAGE IS A SKLETAN SHAKING HANDS WITH A BICYCLE AND IT SAY'S "ALL CAR'S ARE BASTERDS - STREETS ARE FOR PEOPLE - PARKING LOTS ARE OURS TOO - LEGALIZE LOITERING " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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comiCSS @comicss.art · 13/07/2025
Meme with the title: Do you ever look at stuff and wonder how it got there... then pictures of a car on top of a tree, a horse stuck in a fence, a cat trapped on window blinds, and some HTML with the code for a Tailwind button
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Sam Rose @samwho.dev · 11/07/2025
I made a quiz about the JS Date parser is. It's very easy and you will score very high. jsdate.wtf
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new Date("wtf")
How well do you know JavaScript's Date class?
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Kate @katef.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
classic rule of thumb for writing alt text when you're lost, lands every time. i guess we just need the familiar social context, rather than thinking of it as an academic writing assignment
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METR @metr.org · 10/07/2025
We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers. The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.
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