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Furiosa's Wife

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I'm just a girl in the world. Healthy obsession with Mad Max Fury Road. She/her "Poopty pewpty pants" - Robert E. Howard

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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
He did say quote "Stand back and stand by"
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/01/2026
“You can’t have guns” says President who has masked gestapo executing citizens with guns.
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Sometimes I'll roll down all my windows and sun roof on the freeway, letting the wind and my hair beat the shit out of me, just to feel something. Therapist: no no, HOB-BIES. Like what do you like to do after work? Me: Oh. Sometimes I lay down in the shower instead of stand and let the water..
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Colleen Redding @creddingvye.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Favorite paragraph from this:

•the-reframe.com

What he's doing is illegal, if you care about law. It's massively expensive, if you care about expense. It's a national security crisis, if you care about national security. It's unconstitutional, if you care about the Constitution. It's likely to be devastating to the economy, if you care about the economy. It's burning the future for us and for our children, if you care about children.
It's the most corrupt activity in the history of our country, if you care about corruption.
Republican Americans claim to care about these things. They observably do not.
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
First poop in last one out I always say
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riley @rileywho.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
me everyday
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You're the man with the ideas, Nate. I salute you 🫡
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
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John Carpenter @thehorrormaster.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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a close up of a man 's face with the words if it bleeds below it
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Wanderly @wanderosed.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
"Galaxy is on Orion's b... b... b... what is word?" "Drone? Orion's DRONE?"
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
The answer is always Mad Max Fury Road, duh.
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BlueBlazeIrregular @blueblazeirregular.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
CEOs in America in the last week: "Oh shit, we actually have to live in the society we created. Ooopsie maybe we should have actually been more concerned with human life being sacrosanct."
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Nah not the case for me, I have wyrmling wings and will often move my shoulder blades in front of the mirror, or even out and about in like a tank or backless top, like I'm flapping them, so get tattoos wherever you want. Trust me you'll still get to enjoy it 😁
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Crazy? I was crazy once. They handed me a phone, a phone where I could make posts. The posts made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They handed me a phone, a phone where I could make posts. The posts made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They handed me a phone, a phone where I could make posts.
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Came here for this. They have no awareness of any of the jokes whatsoever.
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Same girl, same 🫠
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Wow I was just listening to the Grandaddy song 'A. M. 180' I think plays as they find the untouched supermarket to raid? Love that scene so much, and that song.
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I am SO SORRY, but every time I read news about the UHC CEO my brain automatically reads it as 'UFC shooter' first and I'm like "SMDH they're letting GUNS into the fights now, what's next?!"
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Coming up on the anniversary of this one, not my original post but whoever did make this needs their business minded 😤
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
@xsullo.bsky.social I found you on the 🐦 app originally and I'm glad I found you here. Your digital artwork is absolutely fucking STUNNING, use of colors and light/shade is insane. This one is definitely one of my favorites
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Therapist: What thoughts are keeping you awake at night? Me talking fast: K so you know how American supergroup The Postal Service collaborated via mail and that's how they got their name and when the pandemic hit they DIDN'T PUT OUT ANYTHING NEW and was a missed opportunity? No? Therapist: 😶
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Do you mean do MORE things, or do it MORER? I couldn't be more clear, someone please tell me they get me... I'll be off doing more things morely, thank you.
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Ghosts: Fiiiiine... Here's a bag of m&m's NOW will you come with us for character development and redemption?
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Your toddler has joined your party and you are about to progress on your adventure! Do you wish to proceed?
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I'm sure Thom Yorke would agree with you
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Surely you mean numinator and denomerator 😂
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Help instructions unclear my liquor store said "I'm going as fast as I can don't rush me"
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Uh oh, I feel a song coming on! Come on Disney princess ✨
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
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riley @rileywho.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
saying “i will do it tomorrow” and tomorrow finally comes
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 17/11/2024
When you refuse to pay for the expensive snacks at the cinema.
A classical painting of a man with a very large pant. Probably hiding a lot of snacks in there.
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Mutuals with same music, cozy games, and gardening heyyyy
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Your Daily Affirmation: I am confident in my abilities and I use them to help others find confidence in theirs. I express abundance in generosity & meet opposition with kindness. The hatchet wielding murder bears who pursue me hate that shit.
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Inspired to decorate for Christmas early this year too. Feeling the holiday spirit!
It's a Christmas tree and living room engulfed in flames, not unlike our current feelings and predictions of what is to come in the next 4 years.
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crimsonking804.bsky.social @crimsonking804.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Calling out of work on account of being absolutely disgusted
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 04/11/2024
Sometimes I think I would be better suited to a medium with more screaming
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
You forgot your A/S/L but we'll let it slide this time 😂
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
This is one that I genuinely think will be printed in history books one day to show how insane American media culture became. CBS News presenting ethnic cleansing as a housing policy to be compared with home construction tax incentives.
CBS Graphic: 

HOUSING PROPOSALS

TRUMP / VANCE
CHANGING REGULATIONS & MAKING FEDERAL LAND
AVAILABLE
MASS DEPORTATION TO EASE DEMAND
LIVE

HARRIS/ WALZ
$25,000 DOWN
PAYMENT ASSISTANCE

TAX INCENTIVES FOR BUILDERS
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
The old idioms come out suddenly like "hoo boy, my dogs sure are barking" like what in the model T Ford is happening
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
And the "bottlecap" currency will be Snapple lids with facts that don't make sense anymore to the new generation born in the wasteland, like wtf is a cheetah and why can it run at speeds up to 50-80mph
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
No one can brother
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Furiosa's Wife @carlythehuman.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Hey I'm only providing the facts. He's not that bright so taking things slow might have been best. But you do you boo boo
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vin 🏳️‍⚧️ @vexedrogue.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
"All dreams have meanings." My dreams:
King Kong fighting four Spider-Men, Spider-Gwen, and Venom 

Credit: @elilusionista.cl on Instagram
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