riley @rileywho.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT 0172
riley @rileywho.bsky.social · 23/09/2025me watching the guy who owe me 10k get rapturedmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard and blue eyes is looking upALT: a man with a beard and blue eyes is looking up 0142
riley @rileywho.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Can’t believe Taylor Swift is engaged to that waiter in Happy Gilmore 0143
riley @rileywho.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Leaked script: Trump suffers kidney and heart failure, leaving him unable to complete his term. JD assumes the presidency. Gavin Newsom challenges JD in the 2028 election — and wins. 3114
riley @rileywho.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I think it’s highly likely Gavin Newsom will run for president in 2028. 5213
riley @rileywho.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Me trying to escape the Coldplay affair posts on every single feedmedia.tenor.coma young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt . 0273
riley @rileywho.bsky.social · 10/07/2025when you pause your music for the 5th time because someone keeps talking to you 13313
riley @rileywho.bsky.social · 14/06/2025me trying to remember a time when the government was actually for the peoplemedia.tenor.coma man with a beard is holding his head because he has a headacheALT: a man with a beard is holding his head because he has a headache 8553
riley @rileywho.bsky.social · 12/06/2025when I reread the message for the 5th time and still don't know how to reply : 21246
riley @rileywho.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy" Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows" 0408
riley @rileywho.bsky.social · 11/06/2025“your 20s will be the greatest years of your life” me in my 20s : 516213
riley @rileywho.bsky.social · 07/06/2025*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me : 017821
riley @rileywho.bsky.social · 30/05/2025therapist: “when did your trust issues first begin?” me: 0252
