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Carlana @carlana.net · 28/09/2026
The best bakery I know of in Baltimore is run by Spanish speakers. Every year for my kids’ birthday party I go down there and struggle to order a cake in my terrible broken Spanish. One time I screwed up and picked up someone else with a similar name’s cake! It is a highlight every year.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 24/09/2026
@josie.zone in your professional opinion could estrogen have saved him?
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Carlana @carlana.net · 15/09/2026
@aidosaur.bsky.social made the dream pumpkin curry!
Pumpkin curry before cookingCooked pumpkin curryRice with pumpkin curry
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Carlana @carlana.net · 08/09/2026
@mercohn.bsky.social Computers are down at Hopkins Main Campus. Ransomware?
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Carlana @carlana.net · 04/09/2026
@corysilverberg.bsky.social I remember hearing you talk on @merrittk.com’s podcast before my kids were even born. Now the oldest is 8 and we’re going through Sex Is A Funny Word and I love how queer inclusive it is. It’s perfectly pitched to give an age appropriate understanding. Thanks!
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Carlana @carlana.net · 17/06/2026
The PC Magazine forums where, as a 14 year old, I got a copy of the “Windows 96” beta from a fellow forum user.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
rainbows and the moon are incredible to see in person and the computer makes them look small, dim, insignificant. consider what other wonders the computer seeks to diminish, and what is prioritized in their place
a rainbow and a dimmer second rainbow in a gap of trees in my back yard
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Carlana @carlana.net · 04/04/2026
Aww yiss, Holy Saturday, you know what that means. @evandahm.bsky.social
The Harrowing of Hell by Evan Dahm
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Carlana @carlana.net · 03/04/2026
Thinking about how one of my friends almost committed suicide at 14 because of conversion therapy. She stormed out of her therapist’s office, got to an overpass bridge, and decided to jump backwards to life instead of forward to death. I don’t know the stories of the ones who jumped forward.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 13/03/2026
livelaugh.blog
10 years of getting hotter and smarter
hi, i'm jenn schiffer and this is my lifestyle blog
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Carlana @carlana.net · 13/03/2026
More trans people were at a house party in Baltimore with me on a random Saturday two weeks ago lol. The party location was not advertised online, and you had to ask someone who knew where it would be to go.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 23/02/2026
Lfg
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Carlana @carlana.net · 22/02/2026
@histphilosophy.bsky.social I’ve listened to every episode of the History of Philosophy Without Any Gaps, and I was extremely disappointed on the last episode when you said “maybe an occasion will arise next time [to discuss Malebranche]” and failed to say, “God willing, an occasion will arise…” 😂
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Carlana @carlana.net · 22/02/2026
This is the thing that got Putin labeled a war criminal when they did this in Ukraine.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 19/02/2026
This will kill people.
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OpenNews @opennews.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The SRCCON 2026 CFP is officially open! It's the first step in pitching a session, participating in SRCCON, and joining about 300 of your brightest and most helpful peers breaking free from the day to day to support each other. The early deadline for sessions pitches and travel support is March 8!
2026.srccon.org
SRCCON 2026: Call for participation
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 09/02/2026
NEW: ProPublica went inside the detention center for immigrant families in Dilley, Texas. Children held there told us about the anguish of being ripped from their lives in the United States and the fear of what comes next.
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The Kids Trump Sent to ICE’s Dilley Detention Center
ProPublica went inside the immigrant detention center for families in Dilley, Texas. Children held there told us about the anguish of being ripped from their lives in the United States and the fear of...
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/04/2023
i just keep getting hotter and smarter
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🌈DaisyFM ✒︎ @daisyfm.net · 16/01/2026
SPREAD THE WORD!!! minneapolisunions.org/system/files...
January 16, 2026
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Stacie Balkaran - stacie@minneapolisunions.org / 971.291.9486

MINNEAPOLIS LABOR UNION DELEGATION AND LOCAL REGIONAL LABOR BODIES ENDORSE JANUARY 23: DAY OF TRUTH AND FREEDOM
NO WORK, SCHOOL, OR SHOPPING

MINNEAPOLIS - The Minneapolis Regional Labor Federation, AFL-CIO along with regional bodies throughout the state, including the Saint Paul Regional Labor Federation, the West Area Labor Council, the North East Area Labor Council and the East Central Labor Council, have joined in solidarity to endorse a powerful unified statewide action on January 23: Day of Truth and Freedom. The Minnesota labor movement is united against the violent ICE occupation of our beloved cities that has directly impacted union members, our workplaces, and our families.
Workers are essential for our communities to function. Since the ICE campaign of terror began, both immigrant and non-immigrant workers have feared for their safety when going to work, being at work, and coming home from work. Union members and our families are being illegally detained at alarming rates, with workplaces and schools facing increased challenges.

Chelsie Glaubitz Gabiou, President of the Minneapolis Regional Labor Federation, AFL-CIO, shared why union federations are joining this call:
Working people, our schools and our communities are under attack. Union members are being detained commuung to and from work. teanno apart families. Parents are being forced to stay home, students held out of school, fearing for their lives, all while the employer class remains silent. Our labor federations are encouraging everyone to particioate on January 23rd. It's time for every single Minnesotan who loves this state and the notion of truth and freedom to raise their voices and deepen their soldanty for our neighbors and coworkers living under this federal occupation.

Unions join the demands for the day that call for:• ICE must leave Minnesota now.
• The agent who killed Renee Good must be held legally accountable.
• No additional federal funding for ICE in the upcoming Congressional budget and ICE be investigated for human and constitutional violations of Americans and our neighbors.
• Minnesotan and national companies to become 4th Amendment Businesses — cease economic relations with ICE and refuse ICE entry or using their property for staging grounds.

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The Minneapolis Regional Labor Federation, AFL-CIO is the umbrella organization of Minneapolis-area local unions and includes 175+ affiliated unions representing over 80,000 working people across seven Minnesotan counties. www.minneapolisunions.org
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Willa @willawillnot.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
If you can, please join me in helping my friend Heather afford the legal costs to fight a horrendously unjust custody decision. She is a close personal friend and an absolutely phenomenal mother, fighting exactly the type of bullshit you think it is. gofund.me/f01031a47
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Donate to Justice for Heather and Her Child, organized by Heather Turnbow
Hi! I'm Heather and I love being a mom because I love my kid. I need funds … Heather Turnbow needs your support for Justice for Heather and Her Child
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Neven Mrgan @mrgan.com · 10/01/2026
As cynical as I am about this, I emailed Tim Cook today. Maybe someone will read it… and feel something? Anything?
I'm writing to you regarding the ongoing abuse fostered by the X and Grok apps, available in your App Store. I'm sure you're well aware of which particular problem I'm talking about — frankly, it's so awful that I hesitate to even describe it in polite terms.
You should remove this app from your store, cease to advertise on their platform, and look to distance your business from theirs in every possible way. This is imperative for moral reasons; your own Legal department can advise you why it may also be so for defensive ones.
I've been a developer in Apple's ecosystem for twenty years. I have an Apple Design Award, and l've contributed to many projects that have received that award, as well as other forms of recognition by Apple. Today, I'm embarrassed to even say so. It is not a badge of honor, I assure you.
In those two decades, I've seen a number of apps and projects get shut down, publicly criticized, and legislated against by Apple, for infractions ranging from minor IP violations to dubious security concerns, or plain arbitrary judgment calls made by your employees. It's often been frustrating, which is understandable - running a business is hard.
It is not so hard that you must wring your hands on the issue of X and their disgusting behavior.
Apple has often made a decisive stand on ethical matters, and never has the answer been clearer than on this. You know what the right move here is: remove the app now. Your company is strong enough that you can take whatever monetary or PR repercussions you fear.
If you choose not to do this, please think about every real, living human being whose abuse you are supporting. I mean truly, actually try to embody their pain and anxiety.
I hope you do the obvious thing here.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 05/01/2026
@andrewpope.bsky.social here is a picture of you in a Pikachu suit on your birthday getting body slammed to the ground by two women. It is one of my favorite pictures.
Andrew Pope in a Pikachu suit on his birthday getting body slammed to the ground by two women
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Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 13/09/2025
Maryland professors were targeted by Charlie Kirk. Now what?
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Maryland professors were targeted by Charlie Kirk. Now what?
After Charlie Kirk was assassinated on Wednesday, some of his professor targets in Maryland worry for their own safety and feel anxious about the climate of distrust he sowed among young people.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 09/07/2025
I will be at #SRCCON this week. Say hi if you are in Minneapolis!
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Carlana @carlana.net · 30/06/2025
Welp, I’ve had my first friend flee the country.
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Phoebe Toups Dugas 🏳️‍⚧️ @snapdragoness.itch.io · 24/06/2025
Genuine gender euphoria can come out of play. A salve in a cruel world. (Also, my first by line!) #trans #gamedesign #hci theconversation.com/video-games-...
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Video games can help trans players feel seen and safe. It all starts with design
New research highlights how game makers can design for trans-inclusivity – because if we want trans joy in the world, we will have to design for it.
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Jason Lengstorf @jason.energy · 09/06/2025
what if bad at make question?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/06/2025
i, of course, welcome my haters
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The Washington Post Tech Guild @wapotechguild.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
It's official: the ballots have been counted and we have officially been recognized as the Washington Post Tech Guild by the NLRB! In a 171-38 BLOWOUT vote, we voiced loudly that our union is important to us. That's 81%!
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🌈DaisyFM ✒︎ @daisyfm.net · 22/05/2025
Being trans is the most wonderful thing to be in the world and nothing the transmisogynists in Washington do or say can change that.
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Tyler Fisher @tylerjfisher.com · 21/05/2025
@19thnews.org is looking for a full stack engineer. This team is the best, and you want this role. Check it out. 19thnews.org/full-stack-e...
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We’re hiring a full stack engineer - The 19th
We're hiring a full stack engineer to build products and internal tools in support of our mission to empower those we serve — particularly women, women of color and the LGBTQ+ community — with the inf...
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Carlana @carlana.net · 13/05/2025
Does anyone here have experience using #Twine or other #interactivefiction tools that output to HTML+JS?
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The Washington Post Tech Guild @wapotechguild.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Our ballots are out and we are voting YES! Our friends at @nytguildtech.bsky.social shared their support for our union and why they unionized!
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Carlana @carlana.net · 08/05/2025
@simonwillison.net Our Datasette Cloud instance isn't loading. Are you having an outage?
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Carlana @carlana.net · 25/04/2025
You know XKCD, that fun little nerd stick figure comic we all love to use as clip art for our fun little nerd talks? It just posted a political comic. I think I'm going to cry.
xkcd.com
PhD Timeline
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Lana Moon Reads @lanamoon.ca · 25/04/2025
This week, Lana Moon reads the poem Short Talk on Pain by Anne Carson. #poetry #asmr #poem #poetry #annecarson #pain #nature #green #billboard #humorjokes
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Short Talk on Pain by Anne Carson
YouTube video by Lana Moon Reads
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Washington-Baltimore News Guild @wbng.org · 07/04/2025
NEW: It's official, hundreds of workers at the @wapotechguild.bsky.social are ready to win their union! Sign this petition and let management know that these workers DESERVE voluntary recognition. 🔗 bit.ly/WAPOTECH
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Cody Boteler @codyboteler.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
An excellent column from @kylegoon.bsky.social in @thebaltimorebanner.com. Trans rights are human rights.
thebaltimorebanner.com
Kyle Goon: Fencing controversy could fuel real harm for trans people
Anyone can decide not to compete in a sport for any reason. But turning it into political crusade only serves to threaten already persecuted transgender people.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 12/03/2025
@lillianreed.bsky.social The photo caption in this story has Elfreth and Alsobrooks flipped.
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Exasperated federal workers take aim at Trump administration: ‘Impeach them all’
A packed crowd erupted in applause Tuesday evening as Maryland lawmakers took the stage at Howard Community College for a town hall addressing their fight against President Donald Trump’s administrati...
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Carlana @carlana.net · 08/03/2025
I made a poetry reading YouTube channel. Check it out!
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Carlana @carlana.net · 07/03/2025
I started a YouTube channel, check it out!
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
your money is too precious to give to a gun manufacturer defector.com/dont-buy-a-g...
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Don't Buy A Gun, Even If It Comes In Rainbow | Defector
A lot of fear in this country is directly caused by guns. According to the CDC, there were over 48,000 firearm-related deaths in the U.S. in 2022, and the specific way in which a gun can kill you—with...
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OpenNews @opennews.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
We put SRCCON 2025 together, but it really is your event: a panel of community members reviews sessions proposals, fun social sessions are based on your common interests, and good food and scheduled breaks keep you going through each day. Join us! Fill out the CFP by 03/07 with your session ideas!
2025.srccon.org
SRCCON 2025 — Call for Participation
A peer-led conference from OpenNews for journalists who want to transform their work, their organizations, and their communities.
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OpenNews @opennews.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Want to imagine a better future for journalism together? Come to SRCCON 2025! You've got a little more than a week to submit your SRCCON session ideas and apply for a stipend to attend the conference this summer. Fill out the call for participation by March 7! 2025.srccon.org/participatio...
2025.srccon.org
SRCCON 2025 — Call for Participation
A peer-led conference from OpenNews for journalists who want to transform their work, their organizations, and their communities.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 20/02/2025
The public has 30 days to comment on the State Department's proposed changes to how gender is handled for passport applications. www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...
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From the Passports community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the Passports community
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fallthrough @fallthrough.fm · 10/02/2025
We've published episode 6! Go 1.24 will be released soon and in the Go Time tradition our "What's New In Go?" correspondent Carlana Johnson joins special guest host Johnny Boursiquot to discuss the changes in the upcoming release. Happy Listening! zurl.co/7YgdG
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Fallthrough | What's New In Go 1.24?
Go's steady cycle of releasing new versions every six months continues. On this episode, our
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Carlana @carlana.net · 03/02/2025
@simonwillison.net Datasette.cloud seems to be down.
datasette.cloud
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Carlana @carlana.net · 28/01/2025
This is my hobby horse which no one else will ever ride, but it's worth saying for posterity: This is a violation of the actual Second Amendment, not the one illiterates dreamed up.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 10/01/2025
I'd also never heard of Hyrum's law, but it is 100% true. I was pairing with someone recently who'd only been in statically typed languages, and they were struggling with the idea in dynamic languages that you sort of– must _implicitly_ trust the code you're calling or library you're using.
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