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Carlana

@carlana.net
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Carlana @carlana.net · 1h
As an official trans person, I give totally amnesty to anyone who shits on X.com for any reason.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 04/10/2026
We didn’t get this in the US because we had a different comic that coincidentally had the same name.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Jon Lovitz as The Critic: Buy My Book
Alt: Jon Lovitz as The Critic: Buy My Book
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Carlana @carlana.net · 02/10/2026
Same. Once I started it became impossible to wait any longer.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 02/10/2026
holy shit, that pfp girl!
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Carlana @carlana.net · 02/10/2026
Good luck. It makes a huge QoL difference to be able to go outside without makeup. I can’t believe insurance doesn’t cover this. Insane.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 02/10/2026
She was around before the panda boom of the 80s and didn’t get swept away I guess
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Carlana @carlana.net · 02/10/2026
Reimagining some of my dates as pandas and feeling better about them.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 01/10/2026
In college at parties I would hand out cards that I found in my parents’ basement. They had my name on them and a cute little dinosaur. I assume my mom had them made for birthday presents…
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Carlana @carlana.net · 01/10/2026
Never did find my choker again. Oh well.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 28/09/2026
The best bakery I know of in Baltimore is run by Spanish speakers. Every year for my kids’ birthday party I go down there and struggle to order a cake in my terrible broken Spanish. One time I screwed up and picked up someone else with a similar name’s cake! It is a highlight every year.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 27/09/2026
There’s a bit on I Love Lucy where they’re on a train and Lucy is worried someone is a “masher” (ie a groper) and Ricky just laughs her off. Women have always hated that shit, and men have always laughed at it!
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Carlana @carlana.net · 27/09/2026
Rockapella somehow covered Japanese City Pop which is a sign to me that we’re in the alternate timeline
youtu.be
Rockapella - Ride On Time (Tatsuro Yamashita Cover) 1995
YouTube video by Nostalmania
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Carlana @carlana.net · 26/09/2026
I deliberately did not mention chocolate.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 26/09/2026
Every American city has access to locally made Belgian style beers. Also all the other styles.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 26/09/2026
Yes. Every mid sized American city has a thriving micro brewery scene. European beer is fine but they are literally the same beers they’ve been drinking for five hundred years. Twenty years ago, that was better than America. Now it’s not.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 26/09/2026
For years, Europe was ahead of the US on the key staples: bread, cheese, beer, coffee. At this point, only their superiority in bread remains.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 25/09/2026
There's a lot of books like that.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 24/09/2026
i'm glad mr. wikipedia came around to his way of thinking
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Carlana @carlana.net · 24/09/2026
@josie.zone in your professional opinion could estrogen have saved him?
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Carlana @carlana.net · 24/09/2026
iOS would kill my productivity 😭
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Carlana @carlana.net · 24/09/2026
Pass the Anti-Flakes Bill!! 😤
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Carlana @carlana.net · 24/09/2026
Are you going to release it on itch or Steam? It’s already super-addictive. Having it on computer would be dangerous.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 22/09/2026
I had bad handwriting as a kid, forced myself to get better in college through endless writing of ‘the quick brown fox’. Still have a big complex about how bad it is. Particularly when I have to fill out a form for my kids, I try to make the loops ‘feminine’ (wtf?)
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Carlana @carlana.net · 22/09/2026
Not sure I can deal with Sylvan Esso going grim dark
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Carlana @carlana.net · 20/09/2026
It’s normal to feel this way during recovery but legitimately gender affirming healthcare is healthcare. You shouldn’t feel guilty for taking care of your body.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 18/09/2026
In practice the actual tokenizers used by the big models vary but usually end up parsing English words approximately into syllables. This is what causes the strawberry problem, since the LLM can’t actually “see” the individual letters in the word, just straw+berry.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 18/09/2026
For implementation efficiency reasons, instead of storing text as Unicode, it’s stored so the most common chunks get numbers. So for example, a simple tokenizer might say “the”=1, “a”=2 etc.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 17/09/2026
We must consider the possibility that this is just their genuine belief about what policy is good.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 16/09/2026
My insurance only covers boob jobs not skeletons 😞
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Carlana @carlana.net · 16/09/2026
There’s a guy who is always walking around Patterson Park Baltimore with shorts on top of his pants and I support that.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 16/09/2026
The fear of being noticed following “suspiciously too many” trans women was real lmao
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Carlana @carlana.net · 16/09/2026
Your wing game is good tho
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Carlana @carlana.net · 15/09/2026
You are a treasure and we don’t deserve you
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Carlana @carlana.net · 15/09/2026
Congrats!!
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Carlana @carlana.net · 15/09/2026
Medicare for All that covers LHR and electrolysis with no questions asked.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 15/09/2026
@aidosaur.bsky.social made the dream pumpkin curry!
Pumpkin curry before cookingCooked pumpkin curryRice with pumpkin curry
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Carlana @carlana.net · 14/09/2026
agentic llms? you think it's control theory but actually it's databases.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 14/09/2026
So yeah, for the 500 line Python script, you'd just find the embedding, look it up in a vector DB, and find the result (or better, a known good, citable, open source sample!) instead of generating it yet again.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 14/09/2026
ISTM, the name of the game now is getting a dynamic context DB. Probably SQLite or something like that that can hold full conversation history, AGENTS.md files, "skills", etc. and can compact and telescope previous inputs/outputs as needed.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 14/09/2026
xyproblem.info
Home - The XY Problem
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Carlana @carlana.net · 14/09/2026
Wow! Congrats! Still thinking about the one where she learns nukes are still out there and starts crying.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 14/09/2026
I think someone should make a font file that looks like the shitty AI sans/AI brush font and start selling it so that you’re ready in 5 to 10 years when it’s nostalgic.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 14/09/2026
You look beautiful, doll
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Carlana @carlana.net · 13/09/2026
“The Democrats” are not the team I want in charge. I want someone in charge who hasn’t promised on Fox News to outlaw the medicine that I take when it’s for kids.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 12/09/2026
My dude, I am trying to figure out if I’m eligible for Canadian citizenship because they want to ban the medicine I need to live. Signaling compromise with them is bad for my emotional wellbeing because it’s bad for my life.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 12/09/2026
Is it in a bottle or a cartridge? I can probably take it.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 11/09/2026
Goddamn pfas in those fun to chew rubber tires is what got me for sure.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 11/09/2026
Thank you! I made a similar argument yesterday but the drinking fountain thing gets at the way white people feared Black cooties. bsky.app/profile/carl...
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Carlana @carlana.net · 11/09/2026
Andrew Pope making the “hang loose” gesture next to someone dressed as the Japanese TV personality Hard Gay.
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