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Carlana

@carlana.net
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Carlana @carlana.net · 06/10/2026
Same thing but run through a shitpic filter
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Carlana @carlana.net · 15/09/2026
@aidosaur.bsky.social made the dream pumpkin curry!
Pumpkin curry before cookingCooked pumpkin curryRice with pumpkin curry
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Carlana @carlana.net · 11/09/2026
Andrew Pope making the “hang loose” gesture next to someone dressed as the Japanese TV personality Hard Gay.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 24/06/2026
There has never been a reviewer better prepared to review Hokuriku Proxy War…
Our heroic reviewer in a Hokuriku Proxy War with Hard Gay
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Carlana @carlana.net · 22/06/2026
Just according to keikaku*. *Translator's note: Keikaku means plan.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 04/06/2026
She was the prototype
Laura Croft on PS1
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Carlana @carlana.net · 18/05/2026
Person who has only seen Hamlet: Getting major ‘Ophelia’ vibes from this
Painting of Ophelia
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Carlana @carlana.net · 23/04/2026
Is she or isn't she? Only her programmer knows for sure!
An old Clairol ad: Does she… or doesn't she? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 04/04/2026
Aww yiss, Holy Saturday, you know what that means. @evandahm.bsky.social
The Harrowing of Hell by Evan Dahm
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Carlana @carlana.net · 08/03/2026
Sluggo is frustrated because Nancy wants to ask a computer to do the philosophizing for her
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Carlana @carlana.net · 21/02/2026
I saw the TV glow colors on my face
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Carlana @carlana.net · 27/01/2026
From the top of her Wikipedia
Louise Perry is a British journalist, author and podcast host. She is a featured writer for the Daily Mail and a columnist at the New Statesman,[1][2] and has been described as a leading reactionary feminist.[3]
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Carlana @carlana.net · 14/01/2026
Gimly could die side by side with a poaster
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Carlana @carlana.net · 14/01/2026
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Gimly agrees he could die side by side with a poaster
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Carlana @carlana.net · 12/01/2026
Nancy’s friend thinks her song sucks but Nancy is moved to tears and says “Keep Going”
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Carlana @carlana.net · 12/01/2026
I’ll get you my pretty
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Carlana @carlana.net · 05/01/2026
@andrewpope.bsky.social here is a picture of you in a Pikachu suit on your birthday getting body slammed to the ground by two women. It is one of my favorite pictures.
Andrew Pope in a Pikachu suit on his birthday getting body slammed to the ground by two women
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Carlana @carlana.net · 18/10/2025
Meme dog saying “please vag. No take!! Only vag.”
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Carlana @carlana.net · 25/07/2025
The Lockhorns ask Lucy from Peanuts if she does marriage counseling.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 24/05/2025
For years, I would just look longingly at this picture Phoebe took of me.
The most beautiful woman in the world making a peace sign and wearing a pink wig in the view finder of someone else’s camera.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 23/05/2025
You look better than I do drinking my $800 bottle of please-no-cancer juice.
The most beautiful woman in the world is just chugging a giant bottle of CAT scan juice.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 19/05/2025
okay but making a youtube face is now the highlight of my week each week
The most beautiful woman in the world is shocked that Rumi's road was blocked.The most beautiful woman in the world feels pain.The most beautiful woman in the world curious about the impermanence of living beings.The most beautiful woman in the world is low key checking out the crotch on a statue of Apollo.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 27/04/2025
I’m sorry that happened to you. Weirdly I got sir’d on Friday, I guess because the person had seen my deadname on a form? I took this picture after and I don’t know why else you would sir me when I look like this.
The most beautiful woman in the world who doesn’t look like she wants to be called sir.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 27/02/2025
Two business dogs are at a bar. One says, "It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."
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Carlana @carlana.net · 17/12/2024
Could be worse… 🙈
A boarding area sign showing two passengers on standby: Har…, D. and Cun…, T.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 29/08/2024
guys please help me - are these cats going up the stairs or down the stairs? Me and my friends can’t agree and we are freaking out
Cats on a carpeted stairway
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Carlana @carlana.net · 04/07/2024
Mattie being protected from Chasers by Wolverine.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 20/06/2024
Wikipedia says she was around two years into HRT which explains why her boymode was so unconvincing. What a legend. We owe her so much.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 13/06/2024
Gaffney, South Carolina: Inventor of the Peach Emoji
The Peachoid
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Carlana @carlana.net · 22/05/2024
Why does Bill Ferguson’s car have plastic over the license plate to obscure it from speed cameras? #maryland
A car with the license plate Maryland Senate 46A obscured by clear plastic to confuse speed cameras.
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Carlana @carlana.net · 28/02/2024
I asked ChatGPT who is "Carlana Johnson" and got this. WTF, I didn't ask it to continue a previous conversation!
ChatGPT says "Carlana Johnson is a fictional character that you've mentioned in our previous conversations."
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