Carlana @carlana.net · 24/06/2026There has never been a reviewer better prepared to review Hokuriku Proxy War… 100
Carlana @carlana.net · 18/05/2026Person who has only seen Hamlet: Getting major ‘Ophelia’ vibes from this 110
Carlana @carlana.net · 04/04/2026Aww yiss, Holy Saturday, you know what that means. @evandahm.bsky.social 110
Carlana @carlana.net · 05/01/2026@andrewpope.bsky.social here is a picture of you in a Pikachu suit on your birthday getting body slammed to the ground by two women. It is one of my favorite pictures. 110
Carlana @carlana.net · 24/05/2025For years, I would just look longingly at this picture Phoebe took of me. 320
Carlana @carlana.net · 23/05/2025You look better than I do drinking my $800 bottle of please-no-cancer juice. 030
Carlana @carlana.net · 19/05/2025okay but making a youtube face is now the highlight of my week each week 120
Carlana @carlana.net · 27/04/2025I’m sorry that happened to you. Weirdly I got sir’d on Friday, I guess because the person had seen my deadname on a form? I took this picture after and I don’t know why else you would sir me when I look like this. 010
Carlana @carlana.net · 29/08/2024guys please help me - are these cats going up the stairs or down the stairs? Me and my friends can’t agree and we are freaking out 4153
Carlana @carlana.net · 20/06/2024Wikipedia says she was around two years into HRT which explains why her boymode was so unconvincing. What a legend. We owe her so much. 000
Carlana @carlana.net · 22/05/2024Why does Bill Ferguson’s car have plastic over the license plate to obscure it from speed cameras? #maryland 000
Carlana @carlana.net · 28/02/2024I asked ChatGPT who is "Carlana Johnson" and got this. WTF, I didn't ask it to continue a previous conversation! 010