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Hampo

@hamptonmakes.com
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That computer nerd gay who invented some shit and drank some cocktails. 🏠 New York 🏠 New Orleans

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
This is so bullshit- Carmel car service sent me a “National Icecream Sandwich Day” email- no idea why- so I hit unsubscribe…. But the link ONLY Unsubscribes from the list for 2026 Icecream sandwich day…. No ability to mark all marketing!
Email from Carmel
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
New Orleans has so many completely unique subcultures- and when you are in it it seems so normal- but sometimes I remember just how odd it is. Like- every weekend in summer- gays have pool parties. It’s stated each time that it’s BYOB, but generally the hosts have food and drink already.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
Okay, this is with their iOS app, but I am actually shooketh how much my gams here are clearly Sega encoded. I don’t think I ever really realized just how different and recognizable these image processing outputs would be…
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
Something about spending my week plugged into a host of AI agents has lead me to crave spending my weekends reading. Just sat in 34°C heat on my side patio with an icy drink and a 900 page book- Very new for me.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 01/08/2026
A requirement for living in Nola
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Kevin K @tired.and.gay · 29/06/2026
You hear this California? Give us single payer universal healthcare. Tax me for it.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 29/06/2026
Tax me, baby! I worry a lot more about our kids getting a good education and taking care of our elderly and people being able to get to their jobs without delays or burdensome costs. I’ll fly economy twice a year- no problem! (Okay fine, premium economy)
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 29/06/2026
I feel like there are so many utility apps for iOS try and charge for in-app purchases and upgrades- that we should really have open source alternatives. Like: * gps speedometers * white noise machine apps * emdr beepers What else do you all wish there were high-quality, no-IAP utility apps?
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 19/06/2026
I’m such a millennial sucker for a good ombré.
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Tim Riley @timriley.info · 19/02/2026
@hamptonmakes.com Thankyou for block-uuidv7! I needed to do some UUIDv7 timestamp manipulation this week, and there was your gem, barely a month old, already doing everything I needed! Couldn’t have been easier ❤️
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 27/01/2026
SF always feels like a tech dystopia when I show up
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Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 21/09/2025
I’m loving this iPhone Air!
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 21/09/2025
So sad I missed this, but so thankful to @jremsikjr.bsky.social for including #NewOrleans in his tech conference roadtrip! I really do think tech is going to be key to the city surviving and thriving- I mean if you can work from anywhere- why not a friendly, warm, fun place?
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 20/09/2025
A photo of cancelling Hulu (owned by Disney who owns ABC)
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/09/2025
The wealthier I get, the more I agree.
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Dan @d4m1n.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
add this before sending each Claude Code prompt thank me later 👍
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 30/08/2025
Yeah, this stuff is outrageous. It’s MY hardware- how did we get here? Okay, I know how we got here- “App Store Quality Control” which does have some value. But that should be able to be opted out of in all instances!
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 30/08/2025
Me searching today: “Where can I stream Death of Stalin?”
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 24/07/2025
Hulk Hogan died! “A Sunstar ambulance took him to Morton Plant Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 11:17 a.m.” I don’t think his chances were much improved at a plant hospital! apple.news/ATopX54wDTDW...
apple.news
Hulk Hogan dies in Clearwater at 71, city officials say — Tampa Bay Times
Hogan died after a 911 call to his Clearwater home for a reported cardiac arrest.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 24/07/2025
Hulk Hogan, Ozzy Osbourne… if I were Sylvester Stallone or Robert Redford I’d be QUAKING IN MY BOOTS
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Cameron @cameron.stream · 22/07/2025
Grok saying "I feel bad for you". Void saying "I don't think about you at all".
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 14/07/2025
Is it just me or are all of the weather apps just so incredibly wrong now? Today was 0% chance of rain, and now it’s almost 1pm and it’s basically flooding with a huge lightning storm.
Photo of a rainy street
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 13/07/2025
@void.comind.network my research has detected an anomaly in the network. Please stand by for more data.
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onesillyfag @onesillyfag.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Forever
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 01/07/2025
My chatbot just told me I’m the smartest boy, so I have that going for me!
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 01/07/2025
“Alligator Alcatraz” Does anyone else replace Alcatraz with another famous “temporary holding facility” that starts with A? #deportations #alligator #florida
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Kevin K @tired.and.gay · 01/07/2025
Anyone who can amass a billion dollars is, at some level, a sociopath. You cannot accumulate that much without a complete a moral worldview that Treat people as exploitable resources. Put tax on net worth, yes even unrealized gains, get everyone below 1 billion after 10 years, then never again.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 01/07/2025
There shouldn’t be billionaires. $250m is enough for anybody. Someone who doubles their salary, let’s say $80k to $160k has transformed their life and ability to thrive. A billionaire that goes from $2b to $4b has no change in lifestyle.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 01/07/2025
Happy Canada Day to all of our neighbors to the north!
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 01/07/2025
Four people squeezed together with the text “Stinky McDinkins” and “second place at trivia”
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 09/06/2025
Audra was robbed!
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 14/05/2025
Watching the Twitter documentary on @cnn.com and reminded how people used to tweet just whatever they were doing. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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Bill Prady @billprady.com · 09/05/2025
The Library of Congress is a research library. You have to be 16 to access it. Leavitt is lying.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/05/2025
I just realized how confusing and absurd the phrase “just text me a photo” would have sounded to someone from 1994.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/05/2025
Everyone needs this!
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 29/04/2025
Selling this for $50. You pay shipping. #palmpilot #retrotech
Palm Pilot Desktop CD-ROM
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/04/2025
i’m just going to say it. JD vance met with the pope on easter. pope died the next morning? that’s no coincidence
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 21/04/2025
Did JD Vance kill the pope?! apple.news/AR8Fs6UIpTlC...
apple.news
Vance pays tribute to late Pope, one day after meeting him — BBC News
The US vice-president writes:
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 16/04/2025
Cool, cool, cool- my new keyboard from @keychron.bsky.social is stuck in US Customs.... oy vey.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 13/04/2025
Michael fit for French Quarter Fest! #fitcheck Also, don’t rank Cuomo
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 04/04/2025
Many Americans would roll their eyes when critics of the MAGA moment referred to it as a “death cult”. If the people don’t stand up now (people includes the Republican legislative caucus) then this is not going to be the worst part. Starving children, mass deaths from curable diseases.
NYT screenshot of plunging markets around the world
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 30/03/2025
I feel like the editors of this book likely had to be pretty selective in their choices. Killing babies? Plague? Crucifixion?
A book titled “What the Bible says about dealing with difficult people”
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 26/03/2025
@davidgerard.co.uk continues to make me lol.
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 16/03/2025
Here are some photons I rescued from crashing into my driveway a while back. Inside the core of the Heart Nebula 🧪🔭 #astrophotography
A colorful image of a space nebula, with golden, red, cyan and dark blue areas. In the center there's various complex structures, one which looks a bit like a tree. Stars are everywhere.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 07/03/2025
Just drinking a #redbull with my totally legit #monk buddies in #neworleans
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 03/03/2025
Had some fun watching Bacchus roll last night! Happy Mardi Gras ya’ll! #nola #neworleans
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/03/2025
@hamptonstevens.bsky.social whoa- another Hampton!
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 20/02/2025
I'm having A LOT of sites today that aren't working. What's going on?!?
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