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@carithlee.bsky.social
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she/her. Clevelander at heart, Alabamian in practice. Currently in NTB hell!!! I like fandom and movies and puns. letterboxd.com/carithlee

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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 8h
hey pals, do I know anybody who's got a good vidding guide, tutorial, or how-to?
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 10h
it is for me! that's why I posted it!!
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 10h
[obi-wan voice] of course I know him, he's me
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 11h
tumblr's "for you" algorithm just served me somebody's reblog of my post and I mean, they're not wrong, but,,,
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 16h
I stay at this motel and giants keep putt-putting huge golf balls into my room
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Ari is not actually here tbh @raantuva.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
I 100% blame ChatGPT for this. I'm in college with people fresh out of high school and they sound like this in class. They stand way too close in dangerous spaces. Never look things up. They don't THINK. it's awful. On that note please enjoy the comedic stylings of this wonderful comedian from IG.
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he's SO muppety! in another era, he could've done Airplane! or The Naked Gun
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
While we’re endorsing disaster media, this episode features @donoteat.bsky.social’s finest performance as “paranoid federal gay naval explosives crimes investigator” youtu.be/ofqbBRfsvgg?...
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Well There's Your Problem | Episode 202: USS Iowa Turret Explosion
YouTube video by Well There's Your Problem Podcast
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
always feel like the height of sophistication eating cheetos out of a bag with chopsticks
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 06/10/2026
Hey. The fragmentation of the social media landscape has been hard on indie #scicomm 🧪 projects So if you'd like to follow a podcast that's enthusiastic about #linguistics, could you check out @lingthusiasm.com? And if you think your followers might like to, could you give this a repost?
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 05/10/2026
David Zaslav bids farewell to industry he helped destroy
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David Zaslav bids farewell to industry he helped destroy
In a video address to employees on the eve of the Paramount takeover, David Zaslav says it’s been an "honor" to oversee so many HBO name changes. 
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👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 05/10/2026
one ticket for whale fail please
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
one of my weirdest theories, I think, is that Cary Grant and Leslie Nielsen were actually very similar guys used very differently by their respective Hollywood eras
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ordered a set of khakis from Next but the ones they've sent apparently unlock a Toyota Camry in Boston
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had actual nightmares about this guy! which is very funny looking at him now
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 05/10/2026
Gooey Gus from Ghostwriter.
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i am of course looking forward to sweater weather, but i think i am looking forward more to Quilt Weather gotta be cozy
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
high school - middle school - low school????
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why are you calling them out like this, bsky
the numbers on a post from somebody who's not me. notably, it displays to me that it has been liked by two of my mutuals
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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live.
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 03/10/2026
it’s october 3rd 💗
Quote from *Mean Girls* (2004). Lindsay Lohan’s character says, “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. It’s October 3rd.”
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if anyone needs me I will be kicking down the door of the Papal Apartments with the Furby I owned in 1999, demanding that His Holiness issue an encyclical recognizing its eternal soul
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👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 02/10/2026
honestly bring back video games sounding like the were voiced by the dev's cousin who does local theater
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh my god I was unprepared for what this actually sounded like
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that is a great idea! I have to go read about Hayseed again now
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ball animals are the best This bird is called Bearded reedling
To the left, a photo of a Bearded reedling, on the right, an illustration made with Flipnote Studio.
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
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Miss Juneteenth (3 stars)
The Dirties (liked)
Like Father, Like Son (4.5 stars)
The Lion in Winter (4 stars)
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
more!! self-indulgent!! bullshit!! (positive!!)
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
every now and again I remember the Polygon article on Sea of Thieves that rewired my vocabulary www.polygon.com/2019/6/7/182...
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I’ve found the key to making everyone mad in Sea of Thieves
Please come to my sloop. It will be fine.
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the "ver" of vermillion is green as hell
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
god, the best part of writing something for yourself is how For You you can make it
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
referred to Brian David Gilbert as BDG to a pal last night and the pal replied "....bill degrasse gyson?"
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sickorax @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Has there ever been a Doctor Who story about people substituting human capabilities with machine replacements that lack any genuine human feeling or emotion? If they did, remind me, was it good or bad?
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 30/09/2026
giant pikachu 🐁⚡️ #art #pokemon
Illustration of a gigantic pikachu in the middle of a city
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Magen Cubed @magencubed.net · 29/09/2026
This year, I set out to experience one new piece of art every single day. Here is the 2nd volume in my series documenting the experience, featuring 9 artists across a broad spectrum of forms and mediums Includes photography, illustration, animation, avant-garde film, sculpture, poetry, and music
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Engaging With Art Every Day: Vol. 2
I decided to engage with a piece of art every day. Here's what came of it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thiel
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Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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Danika Harrod @danika.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
working for the city is so funny because what do you mean the seattle kraken dropped off a giant tentacle for us to put on city hall (and we did)
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the latest XKCD is spiritually 17776 xkcd.com/3304/
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Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🧜‍♂️
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you got a doorbell? i'll ring it @carithlee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"how do you know my password?" "I know my own birthday, dude"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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