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kevin mccauley

@capturingthemachine.com
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I would never be caught dead talking to a goddamn chatbot

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 4h
I don't think agents replying to your emails or booking a restaurant for you is worth this stuff, sorry
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 19h
the race that cemented Sergio Perez's entire career as "guy who can do a lot of laps on a set of tires"
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RANDOPLANE @randoplane.bsky.social · 20h
A Boeing 727-221(Adv), operated by Pan Am, at Orlando Int'l Airport (USA), on Saturday, June 1, 1991. Photo by Paul Denton on JetPhotos: www.jetphotos.com/photo/10929528.
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Gavin @fifthelephant.bsky.social · 23h
We’re gonna burn the planet and boil the oceans but look at this little guy
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
appleinsider.com
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 28/09/2026
I checked and this animation is made from a photo I took in *this specific car*
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 28/09/2026
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 28/09/2026
Nightmare two-car solution is this and that wretched new bejeweled Bentley electric SUV
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Damon Charles @damonmakespictures.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wondering why you've seen so many "Ai Company / Mouthpiece Says We Need Cooperation To Stop Ai Destroying Humanity" stories lately? Wonder no more - Here's another one of those "Summed up something I've been struggling to articulate" articles from @doctorow.pluralistic.net.
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 24/09/2026
Imagine being such a loser that you would use this shit
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 24/09/2026
NEW GARBAGE FOR LOSERS JUST DROPPED
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 23/09/2026
no one can build a lightweight, or fun to drive, or beautifully-proportioned EV, so I hope you like This One Weird Trick
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 23/09/2026
It’s a compelling proposition
You get 116 hp
I get $43k
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 23/09/2026
People told Toyota that the Prius looked great, so Toyota went ahead and put that face onto a dozen cars and made them all anonymous again
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 23/09/2026
block any influencers who sign onto this
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Low Frequency Ovipositor @pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Having Opinions about specific versions of LLMs feels a lot like Knowing Your IQ. Like, I understand that you believe it's important, but it's telling me much more about you than you think it is, and not in any kind of good way
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there.
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 22/09/2026
It’s good/funny that the McLaren ‘check’ evolved from the Marlboro chevron
McLaren logo evolution
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 22/09/2026
He has a memorable role in Inglourious Basterds
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 19/09/2026
PERIODIC REMINDER
TALKING TO CHATBOTS IS FOR LOSERS
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 21/09/2026
Hahaha amazing
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 21/09/2026
My hope is that AI will be so culturally poisoned because of the actions of tech fascists and losers like Kevin Roose that it will be dead in the water, no matter what the capabilities are. You‘ll be a pariah for using it. And Roose will be out of a job.
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 20/09/2026
Sega f355 challenge
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When you hear a fantastical story about AI, you should ask yourself, "How does this serve the political project of AI?" Because, as others have pointed out, that's what AI really amounts to: a political project.
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 19/09/2026
oh heavens no, I'd hate for the sundowning pedophile president with a 37% approval rating to become the face of the AI movement
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 19/09/2026
PERIODIC REMINDER
TALKING TO CHATBOTS IS FOR LOSERS
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 19/09/2026
at WEC the Valkyrie upshift on COTA main straight was insane
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you or someone in your house is not trans, the only thing you should ever think about trans kids is “How might I brighten their day should I come across one?” Beyond that, you’re a fucking weirdo who is extremely useful to nazis.
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 18/09/2026
seen on the autobahn, which makes it Good
Alpina B12 5.0
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 18/09/2026
Thank you!!
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 18/09/2026
If you see this, post your green art 💚 youtu.be/OLH0MAg6rj8?...
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A Porsche Color Designed For Racing That Never Took the Green Flag: Birch Green
YouTube video by 000 Magazine
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 18/09/2026
WRX STi in Santa Fe, New Mexico
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 16/09/2026
I'm fascinated by U.S. tech and business journalism because it doesn't adhere to literally any rules of actual journalism. There's no effort to actually explain objective truth; they can't even so much as hint at the fact there's funny math here and the company isn't worth anything close to this
nytimes.com
OpenAI Considers New Financing at a $1.5 Trillion Valuation (Gift Article)
The funding round would double the value of the start-up behind ChatGPT and establish it as the world’s most valuable private company.
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Futurama Robot's 'WHAT?!' Moment
Alt: Futurama Robot's 'WHAT?!' Moment
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Solenoid: better than Excel @jortscity.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 16/09/2026
very cool, did not know that
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 16/09/2026
The Lucid aperture cutout always reminds me of this (complimentary)
Ruf CTR2 engine lid opening
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 16/09/2026
Firestone on the daily last summer when I got a flat and needed four replacements. Firestone isn’t usually my first choice, but I needed something same day(ish), and the Firestone shop is by far the best tire service place in my area
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John Voelcker @johnvoelcker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Measured by its ability to sustain the current war while deterring or fighting another major power, the US military may now be in its weakest strategic position since the end of World War II. "The Trump-Hegseth team achieved this remarkable milestone in less than two years." Oh.
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Everything That Can Go Wrong in MAGA’s War Is Going Splendidly Wrong
Murphy’s Law Comes for Trump and His Oligarchs
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rbnc @rarebutnobodycares.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I love a good factory shot. #weirdcarbs #rally #classiccars #rare #vintagephotography
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 07/09/2026
I don't beat myself up, but it was a weird blind spot that I had never *actually, really considered* that real, working people might take my recommendation, and then down the road face some hardship as a result of it
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 07/09/2026
not specifically the Pilot, but anything. Not suggesting that I had outsized influence, but maybe the outlet that published it carried weight for someone. I wondered if other reviewers consider this
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 07/09/2026
I had the opposite thought recently. I saw a 2012-era Honda Pilot break down on the interstate, a car I had reviewed in 2012, when I had no clue what I was doing. I wondered if one of my ham-fisted car reviews from that era had convinced someone to buy a car that was bad or gave them trouble
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 06/09/2026
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 05/09/2026
witchsky.app/profile/did:...
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
CORSICA.BMF
A blue Chevy Corsica, a ubiquitous sedan in the early 1990s but now largely forgotten. If you ever rented a car between the years 1987 and 1995, chances are it was a Corsica. Samantha rented a Corsica, only once, at PDX. She drove the four hours to Gold Hill to see at long last the Oregon Vortex. For most people the Oregon Vortex was a cheesy roadside attraction, a place where balls roll uphill and you know it’s contrived but you’re delighted in the wonders of the illusion. For Samantha, though, the Oregon Vortex was a pilgrimage. It was proof. Proof that what she witnessed in the woods when she ran away from home those many years ago was real. How when she lay in the forest on a bed of moss, the ferns surrounding her like pinnated green curtains, she took off her ring and dropped it, and the ring fell up.
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Brian Beutler @brianbeutler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have some frustrations... www.offmessage.net/p/elon-musk-...
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I Am Going To Lose My F****** Mind
Can someone make the madness end? Or are we simply doomed to demented discourse and intolerable double standards and spineless opposition forever?
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