iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by CaptRamune

UFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

OUT THE ORCHARD RACING TO THE CIDER PRESS GON' NEED A LIFTED F150 TO HARVEST DRIVING WITH MY JUICE UP NEVER LET A DRIP DROP FRESH-PICKED FROM THE TREE THATS MY ONLY PIT STOP HON-EY CRISP 200 ON THE FLAVOMETER CARAMEL DIP MAKE THE WHOLE BATCH TASTE LIKE AUTUMNER

a friend's photo from FB of LUDACRISP APPLES with the caption

"TIL THERE IS AN APPLE VARIETY CALLED LUDACRIP AND I WANNA TRY ONE"

Ludacrisp Apple

An opeen-pollinated Honeycrisp, the Ludacrisp is more tropical in flavo and is said to have complex nottes of spice, melon, strawberry, and pineapple. Perfec for fresh eating any fan of Honeycrisps will enjoy this variant.

117239

Reposted by CaptRamune

Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The '70s were a different time, when a bunch of white guys could start a soul band called the Funky Communication Committee

youtube.com

Funky Communication Committee - 01 - Baby I Want You

YouTube video by Randy Poffo

819311

CaptRamune @captramune.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I haven't heard Choosin' Texas, but that probably has more to do with me never leaving the house than anything else.

010

Reposted by CaptRamune

Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Remembering in 2013 when C-SPAN re-ran the State of the Union at like 1:30am, but they left the #sotu Twitter feed up with nobody monitoring it

Obama giving the State of the Union. Below him: a tweet from @Three_Ninjas that reads "I ejaculated into a hollowed out Bible. #sotu"

37918

Reposted by CaptRamune

Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

instead of simply calling someone "cowardly" or "having no balls," consider:

191400319

Reposted by CaptRamune

Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

For only $12,000, give or take, you too can own an earthquake-proof record player. Yes, the building is collapsing around you, but the cash registers in “Money” have never sounded better

Why pay your mortgage this year when you can own a military-grade turntable instead??

471048107

Reposted by CaptRamune

Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026

ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith

102186246

Reposted by CaptRamune

Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What did Ed Sheeran think was going to happen? Macklemore has been on the Free Palestine beat for years

251700155

Reposted by CaptRamune

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.

I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.
But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.

Ed is my friend. I've known him for 13 years. We've shared late nights, studio sessions and stages. He has this infectious magic about him that I've grown to love. I consider him a brother. And because of that, we've had some difficult conversations this past week. The type of talks rooted in love and respect for one another that still end in a place of fundamental disagreement. Nothing I'm writing here is out of spite or because I want to tear down his character. But as I told Ed multiple times on the phone, our friendship can't change my responsibility to tell the truth about what happened.

Last Monday, in the middle of all the media attention surrounding Pink and what I said at MetLife, Ed told me that Robert Kraft called him. We were scheduled to play Gillette Stadium later this month, which is owned by the Kraft Group. Ed told me that Kraft said I would not be allowed to perform in his stadium. Ed also told me that Kraft had rallied some of the other
stadium owners and collectively they gave him an ultimatum: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you will not be allowed to play in our venues.

Ed was in …

What I said at MetLife I have been saying on stages around the world for almost three years. So why is it an issue now? Because now I'm sharing a stage with one of the biggest artists in the world, in some of the biggest stadiums in America. At a certain level of exposure, "Free Palestine" becomes too much of a risk. If I kept doing the shows, saying Free Palestine, with Ed implicitly supporting it, the crowd getting loud and showing undeniable support for Palestinian liberation, what artist might speak out next? The stage becomes resistance. Maybe that's why this time it became so important to silence me.

And one of the most effective ways to enforce that silence has been to weaponize the accusation of antisemitism. Antisemitism is real. And that is exactly why the word matters too much to be used as a shield against criticism of the Israeli state. When criticizing Israel, opposing Zionism or saying "Free Palestine" gets conflated with hatred of Jewish people, it doesn't protect Jewish people. It protects Israel from accountability.

I hope this isn't the end of my relationship with Ed.
Thirteen years of friendship doesn't disappear because of one painful disagreement. I hope we both continue listening, studying what is happening in Palestine and wrestling with what neutrality means in a moment like this. My door will always be open to continuing that conversation.

When my brother Omar was doing the subtitles for the video I posted from MetLife, I thanked him. He told me there's a phrase in Arabic:
لا شكر على واجب
"La shukra ala wajeb." There is no thanks for a duty.
That stayed with me. Because that's what this has become for me and millions of others around the world. A duty. Not something deserving of praise or gratitude. Not brave. Human.

Who is winning the internet, who is getting canceled, who gets to play the stadium and who doesn't, all of it becomes so small when held against what we are actually witnessing in Gaza and the West Bank. An entire people be…

31570512531

Reposted by CaptRamune

making-friendos @making-friendos.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I had a dream last night that I invented a new character that was just a kiwi bird wearing jeans but everyone got really excited when they saw it like "OH HELL YEAH IT'S THE PANTS BIRD"

924964

Reposted by CaptRamune

neutral @neutral.zone · 12/09/2026

Frontier Psychiatrist sounds like an Anthropic job posting

623032

Reposted by CaptRamune

Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

What do you think Sen. Fudd's policy positions are

3731729

Reposted by CaptRamune

Spivzy @spivzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Me at age 14 listening to Oingo Boingo: I definitely know who Dan Quayle is. I understand this.

011

Reposted by CaptRamune

Ally Roth @alinaisyou.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Yesterdayborday was Labor Day

418742

Reposted by CaptRamune

wint @dril.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

you dont wanna see me get Bad

211882263

Reposted by CaptRamune

Stephen Thompson @idislikestephen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"

1406178667

Reposted by CaptRamune

UFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Paul E Dangerously/Paul Heyman and Terry Funk hosted an officially sanctioned by Nintendo SNES competition at the 1993 Winter CES

collage of 3 photos from video footage of a small pony ring where an SNES competition called "NINTENDO BATTLE OF CHAMPIONS" is being held and two kids are facing off at two CRTs in i think Super Mario World. There's a statue of Supa Mario painted in gold in between them. Paul Heyman is standing on the ring apron with a mic in one hand and a notepad or a 1990s cell phone which was part of his gimmick back then. The 2nd photo is a white kid in a headband looking at Donut Plains with intensity while photographer takes a photo. the 3rd is of Terry Funk in a black stetson and a peach polo shirt under a grey blazer probably wondering just why the hell Bill Watts sent him out to Vegas for this.

251

Reposted by CaptRamune

November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

the Big Glasses Old Man period is a vital part of any regime’s development

1432834

Reposted by CaptRamune

charlesjpratt @charlesjpratt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

One of Hideo Kojima's real talents is that he would have exactly this idea but the stew would be dropped off by a drone that sings a little jingle which can alert enemies if they're in range. You then get a phone call from a nuclear scientist who warns you not to eat too much starch and dairy.

263400738

Reposted by CaptRamune

Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I think another lesson to take from the loss of both Dolly and Tim Curry is that neither of them took themselves seriously but they took the work dead serious that's the most important thing pour all of yourself into the craft but have fun and don't get an ego.

37108232302

Reposted by CaptRamune

Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Robert Moses would have been proud of GTA4's map. Once you got onto the game's equivalent of the BQE (or any other perimeter highway), it was bizarrely difficult to navigate back into the neighborhoods

0535

Reposted by CaptRamune

OSW Review 🤼 @oswreview.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

RIP to Hulk Hogan's first wife Seriously Dolly Parton did some amazing charity work, donating tens of millions to literacy and education. Beyond her music, it's a wonderful legacy to leave behind 💚

37910

Reposted by CaptRamune

Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I don't know when people woke up to Dolly, because when I was a kid she was just considered a fun celebrity to have around. And then, I don't know when, maybe as late as the 2010s, it was like people looked at her body of work and realized holy shit wait actually

551624170

Reposted by CaptRamune

哀scream @s5r7m3.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

アリーナ＋

3408121

CaptRamune @captramune.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

A grainy picture of former Yankees player Oscar Gamble. The quote below him reads as follows:

"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

000

Reposted by CaptRamune

Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

One of my favorite things about The Expanse was that its commitment to realistic science meant that I could anticipate some story twists from principles. That didn’t make it boring, just faithful to its own premise. The interesting part was seeing the characters get there and how things shook out.

11137

Reposted by CaptRamune

NateMing on Elm Street @nateming.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

good political platform

Mike Haggar art for SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM MASTERS, by Tetsuo Hara

05120

Reposted by CaptRamune

Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

138126602830

CaptRamune @captramune.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Kool-Aid Man blasts a hole in the opposition's wall, so that Little Caesar and the Noid can rush in and fuck shit up. In the chaos, Pop N Fresh sneaks behind enemy lines and sabotages their base. If it works, we could eliminate the other twelve mascots in one fell swoop.

000

Reposted by CaptRamune

UFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

in jr high this jock kid used to bully me & my buds until a home ec teacher mentioned he was related to Chef Boyardee so one day a buddy he would fat shame said something like "well tell your Mom to stop feeding me so much Beefaroni after i fuck her" & it nuked him from low orbit

2166

CaptRamune @captramune.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Jimmy Neutron in his Sherlock Holmes outfit, flanked by his robot dog Goddard, and his friend Carl Wheezer dressed as Watson.

010

Reposted by CaptRamune

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

20358812024825

Reposted by CaptRamune

Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Home to the most misleading sign I’ve ever seen. Monkey did not talk, monkey just sat there, ate a banana, and then had a wank.

2203

CaptRamune @captramune.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Hi everybody! After years of amateur shitposting, I've decided to take a serious swing at Twitch/YouTube. Follow my Vtuber Bluesky below for updates:

010

Reposted by CaptRamune

Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Fuck y'all I ain't fraida shit

2028810

Reposted by CaptRamune

FrankJavSCREAM 🎃👻 @frankjavcee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

ive been making hella witch house recently that should be out for fall

1326

Reposted by CaptRamune

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

once the air quality index goes above 500 you start to see entire bricks floating suspended in the air. it’s pretty cool actually, you can climb on them and stuff

333058430

CaptRamune @captramune.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Having a good laugh at the English right now

From SrPelo's 'COMEDY': a man pointing and laughing. I photoshopped a Mets hat onto him, but that isn't relevant to the joke.

100

Reposted by CaptRamune

Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Are you a developer who has put a fishing minigame inside your non-fishing video game? Or are you considered a connoisseur of fishing minigames? OR do you have knowledge of how real-life fishing works and how it might translate to games? I would love to speak to you for a story please!

114788281