Reposted by CaptRamuneUFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 12/10/2026OUT THE ORCHARD RACING TO THE CIDER PRESS GON' NEED A LIFTED F150 TO HARVEST DRIVING WITH MY JUICE UP NEVER LET A DRIP DROP FRESH-PICKED FROM THE TREE THATS MY ONLY PIT STOP HON-EY CRISP 200 ON THE FLAVOMETER CARAMEL DIP MAKE THE WHOLE BATCH TASTE LIKE AUTUMNER 117239
CaptRamune @captramune.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I saw Cleese at a Holy Grail screening in New York not too long ago, and this was my observation as well. Although he did go on a brief tangent about how the British colonization of India actually did a lot of good for the locals, which was awkward. 084
Reposted by CaptRamuneTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The '70s were a different time, when a bunch of white guys could start a soul band called the Funky Communication Committeeyoutube.comFunky Communication Committee - 01 - Baby I Want YouYouTube video by Randy Poffo 819311
CaptRamune @captramune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026BRB starting a band named "The Funk and Drug Administration" 2100
CaptRamune @captramune.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I haven't heard Choosin' Texas, but that probably has more to do with me never leaving the house than anything else. 010
Reposted by CaptRamunePhil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Remembering in 2013 when C-SPAN re-ran the State of the Union at like 1:30am, but they left the #sotu Twitter feed up with nobody monitoring it 37918
Reposted by CaptRamuneTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026instead of simply calling someone "cowardly" or "having no balls," consider: 191400319
Reposted by CaptRamuneSomeone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026For only $12,000, give or take, you too can own an earthquake-proof record player. Yes, the building is collapsing around you, but the cash registers in “Money” have never sounded better 471048107
Reposted by CaptRamunePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith 102186246
Reposted by CaptRamuneTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What did Ed Sheeran think was going to happen? Macklemore has been on the Free Palestine beat for years 251700155
Reposted by CaptRamunePrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues. 31570502531
Reposted by CaptRamunemaking-friendos @making-friendos.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I had a dream last night that I invented a new character that was just a kiwi bird wearing jeans but everyone got really excited when they saw it like "OH HELL YEAH IT'S THE PANTS BIRD" 924964
Reposted by CaptRamuneneutral @neutral.zone · 12/09/2026Frontier Psychiatrist sounds like an Anthropic job posting 623032
Reposted by CaptRamuneTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What do you think Sen. Fudd's policy positions are 3731729
Reposted by CaptRamuneSpivzy @spivzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Me at age 14 listening to Oingo Boingo: I definitely know who Dan Quayle is. I understand this. 011
Reposted by CaptRamuneAlly Roth @alinaisyou.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Yesterdayborday was Labor Day 418742
Reposted by CaptRamuneStephen Thompson @idislikestephen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!" 1406178667
CaptRamune @captramune.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"My Yoshi is sick. I think he's dying. I'll see you later." 010
Reposted by CaptRamuneUFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Paul E Dangerously/Paul Heyman and Terry Funk hosted an officially sanctioned by Nintendo SNES competition at the 1993 Winter CES 251
Reposted by CaptRamuneNovember Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026the Big Glasses Old Man period is a vital part of any regime’s development 1432834
Reposted by CaptRamunecharlesjpratt @charlesjpratt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026One of Hideo Kojima's real talents is that he would have exactly this idea but the stew would be dropped off by a drone that sings a little jingle which can alert enemies if they're in range. You then get a phone call from a nuclear scientist who warns you not to eat too much starch and dairy. 263400738
Reposted by CaptRamuneDanielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I think another lesson to take from the loss of both Dolly and Tim Curry is that neither of them took themselves seriously but they took the work dead serious that's the most important thing pour all of yourself into the craft but have fun and don't get an ego. 37108232302
Reposted by CaptRamuneSomeone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Robert Moses would have been proud of GTA4's map. Once you got onto the game's equivalent of the BQE (or any other perimeter highway), it was bizarrely difficult to navigate back into the neighborhoods 0535
Reposted by CaptRamuneOSW Review 🤼 @oswreview.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP to Hulk Hogan's first wife Seriously Dolly Parton did some amazing charity work, donating tens of millions to literacy and education. Beyond her music, it's a wonderful legacy to leave behind 💚 37910
CaptRamune @captramune.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Also a major advocate of LGBTQIA rights, helped to fund the development of the COVID vaccine, and invested a ton of her money into economically depressed areas of Tennessee. She will be missed by a ton of people, to say the least. 040
Reposted by CaptRamuneTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I don't know when people woke up to Dolly, because when I was a kid she was just considered a fun celebrity to have around. And then, I don't know when, maybe as late as the 2010s, it was like people looked at her body of work and realized holy shit wait actually 551624170
CaptRamune @captramune.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Used to be you had to look the enemy robot in the face when you disassembled it smh 010
CaptRamune @captramune.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I don't know any of those places, but I repeated the joke a few times in my head with each name, and I think Cleckheaton reads the funniest. Granted, I'm also uncertain as to how 'Heckmondwike' is pronounced, so I may be totally off-base here. 000
Reposted by CaptRamuneTanat (making Building Relationships) Boozayaangool @tanatb.housefuckinggame.com · 19/08/2026 162485797
CaptRamune @captramune.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Not to be confused with the Adam Sandler remake of 'The Longest Yard', where the prisoners replace Kevin Nash's steroids with estrogen and he starts crying and shit. 2005 was weird, man. 0110
CaptRamune @captramune.bsky.social · 04/08/2026If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky 000
Reposted by CaptRamuneSomeone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 02/08/2026One of my favorite things about The Expanse was that its commitment to realistic science meant that I could anticipate some story twists from principles. That didn’t make it boring, just faithful to its own premise. The interesting part was seeing the characters get there and how things shook out. 11137
Reposted by CaptRamuneNateMing on Elm Street @nateming.bsky.social · 01/08/2026good political platform 05120
Reposted by CaptRamuneHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him 138126602830
CaptRamune @captramune.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Kool-Aid Man blasts a hole in the opposition's wall, so that Little Caesar and the Noid can rush in and fuck shit up. In the chaos, Pop N Fresh sneaks behind enemy lines and sabotages their base. If it works, we could eliminate the other twelve mascots in one fell swoop. 000
Reposted by CaptRamuneUFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 24/07/2026in jr high this jock kid used to bully me & my buds until a home ec teacher mentioned he was related to Chef Boyardee so one day a buddy he would fat shame said something like "well tell your Mom to stop feeding me so much Beefaroni after i fuck her" & it nuked him from low orbit 2166