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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity

@captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network
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Niche internet micro celebrity | NO MINORS | Official Fredo-verse side character | He/They, but not a man | 27 | Hockey, Punk, Protest | Dunkin hater residing in Dunkinland | mastodon.social/@captanarchy

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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 1h
This is how you will forever be in my minds eye though. This is the pfp you had when i first ran into you on Twitter lmao
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 9h
You are a prime example of why we should legalize post birth abortion
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 17/09/2026
it is wild how bluesky has like. a whole staff of lowtaxes. like they're all lowtaxing in their own ways. they're spending 0.5-2m a year, conservatively, on lowtax payroll
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 10h
Lot going on here www.azcentral.com/story/news/p...
Kyrsten Sinema's ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major
U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer as the war in Gaza drags on.
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 5h
If you are a liberal/moderate and your opinion of what should happen to ICE/etc falls short of abolition, do not debate this with members of marginalized communities that have been affected. This is bad behavior. If you must interact, start by listening, then ask clarifying questions (maybe)
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 5h
I am shocked! Shocked i tell you!!
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 5h
well would you look at that, the DA got caught fucking lying about Jane Doe’s statement
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Juniper @gravepixie.bsky.social · 11h
PLEASE REPOST AND OR HELP IF YOURE ABLE! FOUR KIDS, NO HEAT , LOW ON FOOD AND RENT IS ALMOST DUE. NEED SERIOUS MOVEMENT!
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
evergreen
Gavin Newsom. He’s sitting at a table and posing with a book. The title of the book is, “HOW TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT.”
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 5h
Keep in touch please ❤️
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Annie💀 @anniemay.bsky.social · 5h
saw someone say "way back in 2021" bro shut up don't pmo
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 5h
o7 hoohah
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 5h
My goat
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 5h
Good, shit language for cheese eaters
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Breadman @breadcommand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm keeping a tally so I'll know which ones of you are weaker than gacha players. They have gambling as an excuse
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Breadman @breadcommand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genderbended Draco Malfoy is a psyop by Harry Potter terf brigade to draw interest for the new show
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 5h
also, university of michigan already did this in 2009. its way funnier and shits all over jkr.
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Muffin @montrealmuffin.bsky.social · 5h
He always looked so unwashed and greasy.
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 5h
Tilde~ (~Beeb~)
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 5h
Tilde~
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 6h
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jadehawk "FREE ŁINK" @jadehawk.bsky.social · 21h
what heroism under fascism looks like
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 6h
folks they're calling it "The Woke Lowtax"
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
Just in case anything happens yall can find me on signal here: signal.me#eu/WZDfm6az6... Or on stoat here: stt.gg/QqtFcgjE
signal.me
Signal Messenger Contact
Follow this link to message on Signal.
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
Right????
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
If you like my posts, you'll really like @brododouchebaggins.cryptoanarchy.network
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
Girl same. I used to play interactive buddy on my grandmother's laptop and she thought the Dubya and Cheney skins were fucking hysterical
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
Ive seen enough. Give Sway the vezina
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 6h
ya'll have helped pay for radio ads and now an electric billboard that cuts through the biggest city in the district for a national DSA endorsed candidate with a real chance of flipping a rural house seat in Kansas secure.actblue.com/donate/isaia...
guy pointing at a big electronic billboard
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 6h
I don't think we can make things better for decent people by "bringing them together" with the nazi filth who've spent the last decade gleefully trying to exterminate them, Pete.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 11h
A CT scan of Trump's brain probably looks like a QR code by now.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 6h
Let's help Stella. She's good people.
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
DRIP
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
I woke up blocked but Ive also talked about the things he likes on his work account, which is probably in his auto block al gore rhythm
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 6h
feeling this hard -- i am so glad that there is an actual conversation that's taking place around cornell, and that survivors coming forward isn't being dismissed as 'woke 1' or whatever the fuck. and it's also hard to ignore that we've been here before, in the recent past, and nothing changed.
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
I cant even find this person what the helly
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 6h
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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the divine amaranthine @bunnstie.net · 6h
honorifics are fucking bullshit dog. patriarchal fucking dick riding subservience indicator.
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the divine amaranthine @bunnstie.net · 6h
this is my hottest take (room temperature). fuck your "sir" and your "maam". we're both people. youre not special.
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
Goblin on deez squats
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
What ever method makes my ass juicy is the one im after
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
Anyone else remember Interactive Buddy on like, Addicting Games?
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
FUCK YEA BOO DICK CHENEY BOOOOO FUCK THAT GUY
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
Damn i should try holding them. I usually just go *down* *up* 1 Same for goblet squats
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
Bweeeeeeeeeeooooorp
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
Florp
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
Tell them I would like to know their location
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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 6h
Unironically playing cs2 is no different from browsing /b/
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FKFTSH @fkftsh.myatproto.social · 6h
Every single fucking Steam discussion forum is flooded with topics like "Is this game woke?" or "too many black women", or better yet, the deluge if topics trying to caricaturize leftists by demanding transgender guns or Hispanic helicopters or whatever the fuck else
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FKFTSH @fkftsh.myatproto.social · 6h
We need to talk more about how Valve has been nurturing one of the most vile alt-right communities outside of 4chan for over a decade
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