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Breadman

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I will give up this name on discord for lots of cash.

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 23h
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 9h
Would you make me a sandwich. No.
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I write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 17h
ragebait economy
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EU03 @eu03.bsky.social · 14h
Bill is more fun to draw.
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💫🇻🇪marie. a #PACONATION☀️💻 comms open (1 slot) @404gunn.bsky.social · 23h
😭power went out but i was able to sketch this out
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yue @h0rtens1a.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people switching up liking harry potter again because of that malfoy trend you guys are fake as hell
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luchablog.bsky.social @luchablog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Breadman @breadcommand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genderbended Draco Malfoy is a psyop by Harry Potter terf brigade to draw interest for the new show
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wrestling’s greatest sneak attack.
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Breadman @breadcommand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just saw him wrestle this weekend in a banger match man. This is bullshit
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 28/09/2026
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marina's speech from the warrior wrestling show
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MetalBull @metalbull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This typo made me furious. What kind of monster would do this?! @maffewgregg.bsky.social
Matt Hardy saying "BECAUSE IT DELETES THE STEAK!!"

It was supposed to say "STREAK"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also this happened
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fans were exhausted because it was past 1am and these two went 38 mins but the last few minutes of them recklessly destroying chairs and throwing stuff that accidentally hit the ref and fans was hysterically violent I laughed so hard an old man turned his seat to stare at me He was right to do so
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JLP @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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BedWords @snacklesbian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm still seeing this get shared so just a reminder, this article is wrong in many places and london daily is one of those fake ai newspapers
screenshot of the london daily about page. it says:

Welcome to London Daily, an innovative and unique news experiment driven by advanced artificial intelligence (AI) technology. Our AI system conducts extensive research and fact-checking, presenting a non-biased and diverse perspective on each topic.
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mirna @goodbye.computer · 24/09/2026
my hungry ass went rogue for a second at taco bell and ordered an extra chalupa. Give me investment money.
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David Bixenspan @davidbix.com · 24/09/2026
WWE is officially the Nazi wrestling promotion now. See your favorite weekly matches involving wrestlers scared for their jobs alongside all of the finest Nick Fuentes videos!
variety.com
WWE’s ‘Main Event’ to Move From YouTube to Rumble (EXCLUSIVE)
The WWE series "Main Event" is heading to video platform Rumble, Variety has learned exclusively.
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stop hate watching propaganda made by Nazis, I beg of you all. I feel like a lot of right wing outlets and pundits would’ve gone under by now if not for the attention their opposition gives them for free, giving them more content to feed off of. They rely on you, stop feeding them ffs
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Breadman @breadcommand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
POV: You only know a game from a discord friend group
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Ventilador no 3™ ≛≣ @fannvevo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 23/09/2026
did i die, did i have a stroke and i am comatose is this real does discord have a toggle for "show me gambling ads" are you fucking serious
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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MallBat! @mallbat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
y'all obviously never played Resident Evil: Infection and it shows
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
banjo kazooie fans when they hear news of a black hole eventually swallowing and destroying the solar system (the large, uncaring mass of space beyond our comprehension will surely use its resources to develop a new game)
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My Life Is Like A Videogame Soyjack
ALT: My Life Is Like A Videogame Soyjack
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Aubrey Edwards @refaubrey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And here's probably my favorite photo from the match. Wrestling is better than the thing you like.
A wrestler upset with a referee, who insists the count was in fact only two
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Breadman @breadcommand.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Destiny 2 died and came back to life before Riot even has anything for their MMO. What are we doing here?
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Mike Isaacson @vulgareconomics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pondering over how r/crafts ended up with a 94-person senate
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Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now @benjanun.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
'Cartoon fandoms produce infinite hitlers' theory continues to hold.
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 19/09/2026
Go ahead and laugh, but you're all gonna look pretty stupid when he strides out on stage backed up by Boy George, Disturbed and Kid Rock.
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is immediately going into my vocab
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just want to say this is an all-time great headline
It was east London’s hottest lesbian bar. Then a straight builder from Essex was forced to run it
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Breadman @breadcommand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On my way back from lunch break I had to stop because I saw a skinny guy dressed exactly like Peter Griffin
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June (^・ω・^ ) @juneibyou.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
gif i made earlier that i've been getting lots of use out of
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
From: Polygon (1977), dir. Anatoly Petrov, Soyuzmultfilm
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Journeyman Torturer Reaction Video @tabloidsores.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How dare you 🫵 Smelly
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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polytoken dot dev @polytoken.dev · 15/09/2026
nobody else has the steel moral core to tell you the truth in release notes
- Some bugs removed.
- More bugs added.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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