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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
another emmy winning sequence... Harley salutes Wild fans as he's leaving the ice, camera cuts to a fan in a USA jersey enthusiastically returning the salute with both middle fingers, camera cuts back to Harley nodding as if he saw it 😂
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aleigha @aleighaemilee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
is the preseason stream working for anyone?
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faster casual @grodysattva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Klingberg is probably my 2nd favorite Star ever, but I think he might be the best as a person. Stood up for YCP/HIFE. Had all the time in the world for charitable issues, good interview. Cat guy His stutter step blue line walk forced shot blocking in the NHL to evolve. The Ghost goes through walls.
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Klinger's retirement is one of those happysad moments you can look at with both the aging feeling of time's passing and the warm glow of knowing that everyone who thought he was bad at his peak will forever be wrong
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wasn't always deeply invested in draft picks and prospects when Klingberg was picked in 2010. I will say the same people who told me to wait for John Klingberg to arrive are the same people who told me to get excited for Aaron Gagnon and Tomas Vincour. 1/3 aint bad. Congrats Klinger.
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Matthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community · 11/09/2026
You do not have to hand it to Aaron Rodgers. But you can enjoy him tossing grenades inside the MAGA tent. 🍿
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
To all who celebrate, good day to you.
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Its nice they get to pick and choose when its convenient for them to acknowledge a whole gender, and then intermix them with people who are fighting for their existence and rights not to be taken away every day.
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Step right up and spin the "women, gays, or minorities" wheel!
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
women and gay people are basically the same right? they're both not the presumed default cis white straight guy so that means they're completely interchangeable right?
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Anu Li @panikadoc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Unless I missed something in reading their promo calendar, the Stars got rid of Pride Night this season
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faster casual @grodysattva.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
thinking about how much jamie benn hates the st. louis blues, ready for hockey youtu.be/4-40z1gzez4?...
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NHL Highlights | Blues vs. Stars - February 4, 2026
YouTube video by SPORTSNET
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faster casual @grodysattva.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I am guessing there is a framework of an extension in place. Nill has made it exceedingly clear Robertson wasn't going to get the chance to leave for nothing; I am betting Nill has a very strong promise that won't happen.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tell Joel I said to pull up #IYKYK
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 157777845136!
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Drew @cheesetonics.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Damn, Nick Martinez really turned into something huh
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faster casual @grodysattva.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I remember when I was a teenager there was some guy with a blog talking about how maybe hockey should listen to the soccer people about a few stat prediction things.
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faster casual @grodysattva.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
13m to 14m don't seem so bad now does it mister nill
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Dallas Stars Hockey History @dallasstarshistory.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
On this day in 2015 (6/26/2015), the Dallas Stars picked Denis Gurianov with the 12th overall pick on the 2015 NHL Entry Draft. Dallas also selected Roope Hintz (2nd Rd, 49th overall). 1st 📸: Jeff Vinnick / Getty #TexasHockey
Denis Gurianov poses for a portrait after being selected 12th overall by the Dallas Stars during Round One of the 2015 NHL Draft at BB&T Center on June 26, 2015 in Sunrise, Florida. (Photo by Jeff Vinnick/NHLI via Getty Images)Roope Hintz
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faster casual @grodysattva.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
if you think a first team all star wanting more than $12m is greedy I don't know what to tell you
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This has turned into an episode of Bridgerton. Jason Robertson basically is telling Dallas "fight with me, fight for me". Didn't he say he would be a movie star if he wasn't a hockey player?
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Dallas Stars Goal Animation
ALT: Dallas Stars Goal Animation
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Val in Ohio sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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Bad Dallas Stars Takes @bad-stars-takes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
#TexasHockey
“Robertson + Bichsel + 2027 1st + 2026 2nd”
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Also set to buyout Kotkaniemi without a care in the world
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aleigha @aleighaemilee.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
they wouldn’t have hall, stankoven, or miller without that trade. he told you he didn’t fit in the system but gave you an opportunity to get assets back. he didn’t have to do that. those assets worked out really well. they need get fucking over it.
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
NHL: "We allowed the guy who didn't report a player who was SA'd back. We didn't do shit about the guy who stated he would sit players of color if they did or say anything about civil injustice. So the guy who fucks with players lives and psychological well being is not as bad as that."
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faster casual @grodysattva.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I feel like every three days a Stars blogger I have never heard of publishes a "Here's why white people not having to drive to the AAC even though it sells out constantly is good actually" article.
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
#Puckdoku is catching on to my gimmick #TexasHockey
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Ice Boxlade-Chamberblain - Some call me Br&on @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Fun fact I learned the other day. Sekera had only one point the entire 2020 bubble run to the cup. That only point being the primary assist on JFK ending Colorado's misery and giving us this legendary meme
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I am so fucking irritated at the Mavs and Stars and their owners and Mark Cuban and the city of Dallas and this stupid concrete hellscape of cars and highways we all live in. Two teams leaving a city center to play at a mall gravesite and a dying mall, it could not BE MORE TEXAS if it tried. Fuck.
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Swear I heard nothing but hail drops for 30 minutes. Sounded bigger than just pea size too
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aleigha @aleighaemilee.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
“they think everything is delay of game”
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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
“You do have the option to kill them off,” Razor with the shade against the Wild penalty kill.
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Jessica @jessnicole210.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I NEED A MIRO!!!!
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I still can't figure out how three years later Minnesota never addressed their weak ass center depth and how it's weakened their PK with their undisciplined ass team
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Miro!!!!!!
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Bourque effing Lesnar #TexasHockey
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
bRAdY wUlD TaKE uS oVER tHE tOp! #TexasHockey
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
How do people not understand that this is a Bad Thing, in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty Six?
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Remember when Ryan Hartman was a Dallas Star for like a week #TexasHockey
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Don't care that they scored 4. Jake Oettinger is first star of the game.
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Why does each team have to nominate for this award? Give the shit to Dahlin this year and let's move forward, like what are we doing here?
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Daniel @dsurach.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Colin Blackwell going after Pionk
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DavidCastilloAC @davidcastillo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
How we live in a world where Brady Tkachuk is a heart and soul cliche but not Jason Robertson, I'm sure, I have no idea.
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aleigha @aleighaemilee.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Captain Snipegoon @captainsnipegoon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I need one of you talented internet people to make a compilation of Mavrik Bourque flattening fools to Brock Lesnar music
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Robert Tiffin @tiffin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Jason Robertson is big and strong.
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