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I will take your yellow Starbursts

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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 50m
The good news is we can blame the new plague on Gary Bettman for not taking good notes on what happened after the last time the Stars got to play outside of their normal confines and scheduling them a 2nd one.
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone with a young knee please prepare yourself for sacrifice if needed.
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BRANDON CARLO I WILL BE IN YOUR WALLS
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
go the Dallas Stars, go all of us to our own personal hells (the Dallas Stars)
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
checking out texas a&m's baseball roster
a picture of a guy wearing a texas a&m hat and jersey. his name is "clayton freshcorn" and a&m's website lists him as a right-handed pitcher.
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
go the Padres as I have always and very consistently said
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok good, my instinctual snarl at an Astros home run function still works. Not totally broken.
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wh....when did Peacock start having the baseball
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just run the clock out on Stars/Wild before an actual murder occurs, please.
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Related, the only thing I really miss about not having TikTok anymore is the occasional drop-ins on the Eel Pit Guy and The Lady Tunneling A Mine In Her Home.
A post from @spindlypete.bsky.social that reads:

you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know, when I got the email the other day from the Rangers about a Wild Card/ALDS presale, I was confused. Surely even in the baseball-less era that I am in, I would've picked up somewhere that they were good. Then I looked up the standings, said "oh" out loud, and quietly closed the MLB app.
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I haven't read anything about the game but I saw that Thomas Harley scored and I am ready to read way too much into *that*
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Victoria Beaver @toribeav42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blaney’s hat flung off with the WORD WABASH looks like when the write the fight sound effects in comic books.
Hocevar punching blabey as his WABASH hat goes flying
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As an avowed fan of the Penske Games series on YouTube where Ryan Blaney consistently displays freakish agility, that little dive and burst back through the crowd had me HOOTIN
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Glen's just like me, poking at a thing at work that has a problem and realizing the problem originates in ancient works crafted in hell's deepest pit
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I got bored of doing the Sexy Halloween bit because there's really only so much to be said about the same cartoon characters, but I peeked in on Yandy today and I would be wrong not to celebrate SEXY ESPRESSO MARTINI
A lady is wearing a dark brown sequined minidress with a plunging neckline, styled with a plastic wrap around piece to give the illusion of a martini glass. She has a fun headpiece that has coffee beans perched on top of her head.

She is holding an espresso martini to allow the viewer to understand what she is dressed as.The same outfit as before, but viewed from a side angle where you can really see the poor model stuck in the "glass".
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Klinger's retirement is one of those happysad moments you can look at with both the aging feeling of time's passing and the warm glow of knowing that everyone who thought he was bad at his peak will forever be wrong
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"median" gene okerlund @grodysattva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I want this man back in this org yesterday there goes my hero
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"median" gene okerlund @grodysattva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Klingberg is probably my 2nd favorite Star ever, but I think he might be the best as a person. Stood up for YCP/HIFE. Had all the time in the world for charitable issues, good interview. Cat guy His stutter step blue line walk forced shot blocking in the NHL to evolve. The Ghost goes through walls.
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
we appear to be on the brink of New Julien Baker Activity and I am thankful
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
yeah that's definitely correct, good job AI
Google AI attempts to tell us that the "play pandera" reference about Jason Robertson mispronouncing the band name Pantera is actually about Artemi Panarin. The text of their slop is below:

"Pandera" in connection with Jason Robertson refers to a popular fan community inside joke or a spoken media mix-up involving NHL player Artemi Panarin during recent contract and trade rumors.

The "Play Pandera" Meme

Fan Culture: Fans on the Dallas Stars Reddit community playfully used the phrase "Play pandera" as a catchphrase to hype up Robertson's star power and marketability.

Ambassador Status: Supporters noted that Robertson acts as a great ambassador who brings new fans to the game. 

The Panarin Connection

Name Confusion: Hockey podcasts and analysts discussing high-profile contract offers (such as massive multi-year deals) occasionally mishear or mispronounce the name of New York Rangers star Artemi Panarin as "Panaran" or "pandera" in the same conversations.
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have seen god and it is Brandi Carlile and her band and SistaStrings covering Alanis Morissette
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"spoilers" for Collision I guess, but lmao what a treat to get the fuck ICE chant off in the Allen Americans arena tonight
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I do love that the on-board streams stay on for quite a while, but I will need HBO to start paying for some sad music to be piped in when the tow truck shows up
A terrible photo of my laptop screen showing a hazy onboard view of Ryan Blaney's car getting hooked to a tow truck after he was very stupidly wrecked for no reason.
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I guess on the bright side, if I do stop watching the Stars at some point in the coming years, I could just leave online forever. Corey Seager already freed me from one half of the lifelong posting obligations.
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Step right up and spin the "women, gays, or minorities" wheel!
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I had to drive to Plano this morning for something and that pissed me off all over again about the arena stuff and now to see they've backed out of Pride Night (or think "women in sports night" is an equivalent substitution).......bad times are afoot
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Swerve and Hangman are back on television making eyes at each other, all is as it should be
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
eating a McDonald's ice cream cone in the McDonald's parking lot for the sake of one's McMental health
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I am simply asking to be sedated and placed in someone's garage freezer
A google weather warning saying it will feel like 120 degrees fahrenheit in Dallas tomorrow, which is a very rude thing to say to me.
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
marked SAFE from driving while receiving Jason Robertson news
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
no work only listening to Matt Damon explain how they filmed specific things in The Odyssey
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My work pc started typing backwards and I think I should have gotten to go home for demonic possession instead of rebooting and solving the problem.
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Robert Pattinson is ON ONE in The Odyssey and my allegiance to that weirdo only increases.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
cop passing out after touching a lettuce leaf
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Time for the most important part of NHL schedule release day: is there a birthday-adjacent Stars game for me to go drink at? (yes)
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
and the cup, which did NOT come home,
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I know my guys are sobbing and hollering right now
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 15/07/2026
haven't seen it not come home like this since my wife left me
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I have zero rooting interests here but I feed on devastated crowd shots and the meal is delicious
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Telemundo has me wanting to go to a taqueria and order the "declan rice"
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I mean, I already have a ticket but maybe I'll buy a second one as general support of him getting Circe'd (from: www.indiewire.com/criticism/mo...)
from David Ehrlich's review of The Odyssey:

"I mean, there’s a scene in “The Odyssey” where Samantha Morton violently molds former New York Rangers forward Sean Avery into a squealing pig as if the bones of his face were made out of wet clay (a marvelously tactile effect in a film bursting with them). "
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I love how "absolute chimneys" became an accepted term so quickly. That's the good kind of brain rot.
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Fox broadcast leaning hard on the fans' support getting the US back into it like someone probably didn't just pass out from screaming at the team to MOVE
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
sorry to America and the take machines, but Ted Cruz has involved himself now and that means a big ol L is coming tonight
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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
did a producer get in the color guy's ear about altitude effects being real
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 05/07/2026
hush little baby don’t say a word grandpa’s gonna get you an exploding bird
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
okay this is the best one yet, no contest
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