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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm)

@captaincurt.bsky.social
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Mariner, eco-tour boat captain, citizen scientist, stage actor, 50% deaf with cochlear implant, Alaskan, and ravenous roleplaying gamer. “From Hell’s Heart I Stab At Thee!” (He/Him)

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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 15h
always my answer youtu.be/9jepxk6aL8E?...
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Kids in the Hall - Citizen Kane
YouTube video by Parachute Adams
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 17h
This is so gorgeous!!
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 19h
Fixed it. #PeteHegseth #NoFatties
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Back this fantastic game! (I just did!) It does survival horror so damn well!
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
JAWS turns 50 this year and while it's full of effective examples of suspense filmmaking, I would argue that this particular shot is one of the most terrifying things ever captured in cinema.
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 02/10/2026
Commentary: Unless there is a major infusion of capital into American theater, adventurous productions will be made only in small theaters.
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Roche Schulfer: What is the future of not-for-profit American theater?
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play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For context this is older than the iPhone
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dermotcole.bsky.social @dermotcole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump’s campaign event for Sen. Dan Sullivan should have led to headlines like this in Alaska.
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Liz Friederike Walker @betsy1979.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Old Alaskan doing the first snowfall of the year snow dance!
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Alethea Kontis 알리티아 @aletheakontis.com · 01/10/2026
Happy October! 🖤🍁💀🎃
The sweet transvestite from Transylvania tosses off her cloak at the stroke of midnight on October 1 
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sept 30. Oct 1.
Captain in the greenGreen monster captain
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Night of the Living Dad @livingdadkeith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sept 30. Oct 1.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, is it ?!
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My Lord, Is That Legal?
Alt: My Lord, Is That Legal?
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Emily Yoshida @emilyyoshida.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The rumors are true!!!! I'll be joining the boys for Blank Check Live at the Refocus Film Festival in beautiful Iowa City, Iowa 10/25/26! Tickets and passes on sale now: tickets.refocusfilmfestival.org/websales/pag... @blankcheck.bsky.social
Griffin Newman, Emily Yoshida, and Ben Hosley doing some real nerdy shit
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bunk👀😅
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Starship has landed.” 🤯
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franciscOOoOo👻 varela fan club @paleopragmatist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Welcome…welcome to City 17
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
new toon: morning briefing www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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Morning briefing
A cartoon by Tom Tomorrow.
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drowning
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’ll never find it…the end of the rainbow🎶🎶because physics makes us all its bitches 🎶🎶🎶 la da da Dee da da dum
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Happy Jacks RPG Network @happyjacksrpg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whether you're in the mood for drama, comedy, horror, pulp action, gritty sci-fi, or something completely different, Happy Jacks has what you're looking for! Check out our full lineup to discover your next favorite #ttrpg #ActualPlay. happyjacks.org/apshows/
An ad card for Eternal Ruins AP from Happy Jacks RPG NetworkAn ad card for Slouching Towards Eldemy AP from Happy Jacks RPG NetworkAn ad card for The Glintering Night AP from Happy Jacks RPG NetworkAn ad card for Kintsugi Chronicles AP from Happy Jacks RPG Network
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Something of a large reveal! deadline.com/2026/09/andy...
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Andy Serkis To Narrate Sci-Fi Adaptation Of 'The Odyssey'
Andy Serkis To Narrate Adrian Tchaikovsky's Sci-Fi Adaptation Of 'The Odyssey' For Audible
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@aptshadow.bsky.social Dogs of War Book III ?
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So damn tenuous this existence of ours. Thank you Stanislav
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I‘m beginning to think a shower will save me or send me hurtling through time and space
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think were losing focus just a bit
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Violet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[Laughs in Streisand Effect]
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Gareth L. Powell / G.L. Powell @garethlpowell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The neighbours' dogs are all barking. This probably means there's a fox skulking around, or a terminator.
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My car drove on the sidewalk someone should give me money
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ween tried to warn us youtu.be/cMxAbyCwEZw?...
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Ween - Poop Ship Destroyer
YouTube video by Paul
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
September is the Golden Month here in Kachemak Bay. #marinemammals #orca 🌊🐳
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
never forget lemon grab's immortal words (yes, i get to post annihilation riffs until the power goes out)
lemon grab from adventure time declaims the words from the tower tunnel in Annihilation
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What an absolute unit of a beak
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Minerva Fox @minervafoxart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the Rotsword spots you in the battle field. #hobbystreak day 67. #ageofsigmar #sketch
a sketch of a rotsword turned towards you .
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Sylvie Helstaff @sylviehelstaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well that was a fucking delight! Exactly what I wanted from a Resident Evil movie.
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Coffee All Night Games ➡️ Arcane Con @coffeeallnight.itch.io · 23/09/2026
Looking for a fresh new horror game this Halloween? Check out The Decay: Survival Horror Roleplaying. Simple to play. Simple to run. Difficult to survive. Free 60 page preview containing the full rules available now. #ttrpg #rpg #horror #halloween #indierpg www.kickstarter.com/projects/cof...
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Coming soon: The Decay: Survival Horror Roleplaying
A tabletop roleplaying game of weird horror and the struggle to survive it.
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 23/09/2026
Here in Valdez, the price at the pump is $5.25 for gas and $6.75 for diesel. Hardworking Alaskans simply can’t afford the war in Iran jacking up our gas prices - a war that Dan Sullivan has voted for 12 times.
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
SCIENCE!
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Them bones them bones 🎶🎶🎶
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earthpulse1.bsky.social @earthpulse1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🚨 BREAKING · Polo is now a Category 5 hurricane 140 kt sustained winds · moving E at 6 kt
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🚨 BREAKING · Polo is now a Category 5 hurricane
See it live on the Earthpulse globe.
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Banged Grains
The Discworld equivalent of popcorn. A tasteless snack which, if buttered and salted, tasted of salt and butter. Probably the only edible thing invented by the Alchemists, who were also the developers of the moving pictures industry and owners of the Century of the Fruitbat firm. Customers paid a couple of pence to keep themselves entertained chewing them while entranced by watching moving pictures on a giant screen.
Although first seen in the book Moving Pictures, several books earlier the playwright Hwel briefly amends the line:
All the Disc it is but an Theater, Ann alle men and wymmen are but Players.

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Except Those who selle popcorn.
The fact that the alchemist who invented it implied he had thought of it a while back helps solve this continuity issue, as does Hwel's unfortunate tendency to attract inspiration-particles better suited to other times, places, or realities.
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just so damn good
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True Detective: Man Watches Bird Murmuration
Alt: True Detective: Man Watches Bird Murmuration
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why yes I am revisiting True Detective S1, one of god's most perfect seasons of television
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Golden Lasso Games @goldenlassogames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Decuma works with any #ttrpg system or setting and guides the entire table through the creation of character backstories, locations, NPCs, and more. Grab yours below! goldenlassogames.com...
An ad card for the Decuma deck from Golden Lasso Games.
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Ashley Hankins Illustration 🌙 @ashleydoesartstuff.com · 19/09/2026
If you see this, post your 💚 green 💚 art! (Sharing my own Green Knight interpretation because of course I am!)
An interpretation of the Arthurian legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, in which the knight is seduced by both Lord and Lady Bertilak. Here we see the knight in between the couple, head tilted back, eyes closed, as Lord Bertilak wraps a large hand around his neck and presses in close from behind. Lady Bertilak is pulling off his green belt with one hand, and reaching below to undo the lacing on his pants with another. The knight’s visible hand squeezes Lady Bertilak’s thigh tightly.
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 19/09/2026
Lower 48 factory trawlers don't belong in Alaska's waters. I'm fighting to ban them – and to protect and strengthen the local commercial fishermen that drive our economy forward.
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Captain Crypt Keeper (slay/phlegm) @captaincurt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Taking notes for my 10 yo crew of “D&D” goblins. Also 7 players is the cap for my sanity
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