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Jonathan Capps

@cappsy.co.uk
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Web dev. Hobbyist other things dev. Villa fan. Co-runs Red Dwarf fansite ganymede.tv. Co-host of DwarfCasts. Bad speedcuber. My words are not my employers'. He/Him.

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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 10/08/2026
How about go fuck yourself, you grasping shitheels
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 10/08/2026
I imagine the people of Clacton are absolutely loving their representation in government being used as a sideshow lolfest between a fascist and the personification of a Larry the Cat retweet
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 29/06/2026
You don't get that with FIFA, just with me
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 29/06/2026
So far The Wow! Signal kind of sounds like Muse asked AI to put out something that sounds like Black Holes and Revelations
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026
lmao poor yorick. they got his ass
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 18/06/2026
There's an upsetting trend of people saying they feel a little sorry for Ronaldo. I cannot stress enough how little that man deserves pity from anyone.
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 15/06/2026
What we can do for the state is called paying taxes, not fucking dying for you
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 15/06/2026
Bluesky is about as left wing as Keir Starmer
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A lot of my peers are talking about "six seven." I'm not. Here's why we should be talking about working hard from 6 A.M. to 7 P.M. every day to get ahead:
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Ember Green @embergreen.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I’m not picking sides but I think it was a huge mistake to launch a new party before there was owt to present. Months before membership could begin, even longer before a conference could be arranged. It created a vacuum & scrambling & I don’t understand why people are defending it.
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 18/09/2025
Oh not a security fuckup, then Just a total breakdown of basic competency.
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 18/09/2025
What in the fucking hell
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 17/09/2025
I put it to every one of you that no one has ever, EVER, wanted to click on an email address in a spreadsheet and have it open the email program. Ever.
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 14/09/2025
I really don't understand how the left or the right are so convinced they're correct and that everyone else is wrong! Anyway, have I told you about how I've found the perfect place in the middle where everyone is correct?
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 13/09/2025
Unite the Dingdongs, more like
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 10/09/2025
The YouTube Music algorithm gave me Bloodywood and now I'm utterly obsessed with these lads www.youtube.com/watch?v=nihF...
youtube.com
Bloodywood - Tadka (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Bloodywood
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Ember Green @embergreen.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
It’s today! Come see the video that almost broke me ☺️
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I think this tweet is why people keep blocking me on here so I'm just gonna say that Lindsay Ellis has raised over half a million dollars for Palestinian children in about 4 days.
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 29/08/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwpa... Watch this and give what you can
youtube.com
The Unforgivable Sin of Ms Rachel
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 26/08/2025
lol
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 26/08/2025
So strange that the cancellations line for The Times are experiencing technical difficulties right now! What an unlucky man I am!
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 26/08/2025
Got an email from Your Party today. Still no single mention of the abuses of trans people, and their socials include "Twitter". I'm not holding out much hope for them, tbh.
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Screenshot from The Simpsons. Marge is carrying Maggie in a shopping mall and points out a green and red parrot to Homer. She says ‘Look, Homer, there’s that bird you like to argue with.’
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 25/08/2025
Just because as a society we have now moved on, doesn't mean that Ceiling Cat isn't still watching you masturbate
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 25/08/2025
Centrism is a disease
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 21/08/2025
If wrongheaded sickos get the option to skip intros in streaming services then I should have the option to auto-skip all skit tracks on albums
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 20/08/2025
Ah I was worried this might be successful for a second, there
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 20/08/2025
Listening to the latest Arcade Fire album is a painful experience. Even worse when songs like Mountains Beyond Mountains then come on your playlist and you're reminded what a massive gap there now is.
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 20/08/2025
Try your very, very best to never give 2K any of your money.
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 18/08/2025
Urgh, I'd forgotten Leeds were back up
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 17/08/2025
This website will go the way of Twitter. I hope federated options get more accessible for everyone as it really feels like the only sustainable way.
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Thinking Person's Guide to Autism @thinkingautism.com · 05/08/2025
"Plain language isn’t dumbing it down; it’s opening it up. It’s about respect. It's about access. When we speak in words everyone can understand, we honour the dignity of those we support." Quoting @openfuturelearning.bsky.social, with gratitude. #disability #neurodiversity #autism
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 16/08/2025
Thanks for the Nazi furry video recommendations, YouTube. Very considerate.
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Emulating muppet movement in Blender. Just 4 bones dragged around in realtime with the mouse.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
"Soooo, which one of you is the husband in this marriage?" "Asking a lesbian couple that is like asking a pair of forks which one of them is the knife?" "Oh, sorry ..." "Anyway, it's her"
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
It's up to the public to mind their own business.
LBC headline

James O'Brien show

It's up to the public to stand up to shoplifters, says police chief.
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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 12/08/2025
Perhaps the government should try arresting the water
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 10/08/2025
Been away for a few days and the cat is furious at us. Still purring and demanding fusses but... fuming.
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 10/08/2025
Just bought something that was labelled on the shelf with a price excluding VAT. What fresh hell is this
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Bill Maher: An Autopsy youtu.be/8THCFfg2BY8?...
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Bill Maher: An Autopsy
YouTube video by Big Joel
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The Left Isn’t the Right. Here’s Why That’s Bad News for the Left By A. Centrist
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Official Commodore® @commodoreofficial.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
We Did It. Commodore Is Home. With the final payment locking in the deal CEO Peri Fractic signed the final contracts in The Netherlands, officially acquiring all 47 original Commodore trademarks. After decades adrift, the brand is finally where it belongs - with fans. #WeAreCommodore commodore.net
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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
“And remember, you’ll carry this for the rest of your life”* * or until the end of the Major govenrment, whichever is sooner
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The bogus claim in Jurassic Park that T. Rex vision is "motion-based" isn't just absurd — it's liable to get someone killed
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 19/07/2025
Sat in a field in the Isles of Scilly. Someone I was with had just bought an 80s ghetto blaster from a second hand shop and we were messing with it. Gary Kemp appeared out of nowhere and commented on how cool it was.
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 18/07/2025
People who buy back a team member in Bridge of Lies make me physically sick. Pathetic.
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Jonathan Capps @cappsy.co.uk · 15/07/2025
Personally, I would have sacked him years ago for how he pronounces "pasta"
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Ember Green @embergreen.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
When the media are freaking out about “out of control spending” they are lying to your faces. Welfare isn’t “spending”, either. It’s an investment. ALL of that money goes back into the economy. Money leaves our economy when we let the rich hoard it & refuse to tax giant foreign companies properly.
Bar chart showing welfare spending as a proportion of GDP in 2023. UK is 4th from the bottom above Iceland, Malta & Ireland at 10.8%. Finland is top with 25.7%, Germany, where I live, is 7th at 19.7%. Source: Eurostat & DWP
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