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Alex "Canopenerdude" Teeple

@canopenerdude.bsky.social
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Former Challenger LoL Coach, Former IT Director, now Game Design Producer @ Dark Constructs. Non-Binary. They/Them. I collate data sometimes, and occasionally post about games or politics. Trans Rights are Human Rights

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Alex "Canopenerdude" Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social · 4h
I'm so tired boss
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 5h
okay i love scenes of sexual fetishes and a cocaine mechanic is hilarious, but if any other game did this they'd be spiked immediately off of steam
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 9h
actually fixing this country is going to require declaring trumpism an inherently treasonous movement like the confederacy. winning their votes shouldn’t be a concern
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Zombies. The undead. You know, ghouls. @edgarallanbro.bsky.social · 14h
What do we do with Jacob Geller? I have some ideas.
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Alex "Canopenerdude" Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social · 7h
Bluesky has now re-followed me to Geller three times and removed the block I put on his account. Man that AI sure does good work don't it.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 10h
its another demonstration of something we've known from the start of his first term: Trump's weakness is actually more threatening to us than his strength
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Alex "Canopenerdude" Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social · 12h
If anyone isn't at "oh, they're *nazi* nazis" by this point, I think they might just be stupid.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 16h
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cw rape I had a long held belief that the only thing a trans woman could say that would make people cheer was "white trans women are racist" and I admit I was wrong apparently they will also cheer you if you're willing to say "be nicer to rapists" Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Grey Demon @greydemon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I “love” how when I say they shouldn’t return to the spotlight people equate it to me saying I don’t believe in rehabilitative justice, like having a YouTube platform is a god given right or something
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Dáithí O'Donnell @pdxsunshine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't get why people are acting like someone has a right to be famous on the internet. Like, him getting kicked off podcasts and losing subscribers and deals is not a carceral punishment. People learned what he did and decided they don't want to hang out with him anymore.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For everyone who spent #MeToo fretting “what if this goes too far?”—be of good cheer! It turns out we didn’t go too far at all! It turns out we didn’t nearly far enough! Good job guys!
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Alex "Canopenerdude" Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An excellent thread and I'm totally on board with Max's thoughts. I do personally fall into the camp of "can't relate if I feel the character isn't 'me' enough", but that isn't a hard and fast rule. I will stand by Tidus being a terrible player insert, however :P
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Babs the Autumnal Shark @hockeybabbler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
happy fullmetal mean girls day to all who celebrate
Two screenshots, the one on top from mean girls with Cady saying "it's October 3rd" and the bottom from Fullmetal alchemist of the pocket watch with the engraving "don't forget 3.Oct.10"
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Alex "Canopenerdude" Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Destiny 3 wasn't ruled out because of the BLAM Engine. Destiny 3 was ruled out because they took away 3 guns and a campaign no one had played in years Destiny 2 and the players threatened to kill the devs.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 03/10/2026
I've been maybe *too* open about my huge fuck-ups (two DUIs and cheating, in particular) but I think the Jacob Geller thing points at exactly why I've openly talked about that stuff. I know I'm very flawed, and I'd rather everyone know where I'm coming from than to pretend to be someone I'm not.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/10/2026
I don’t know what restorative justice looks like in a case like this. I don’t know what it means to hold someone accountable. But I do know how painful it is to see someone admit to doing sexual violence against someone else and a crowd of people immediately rush to minimize it as a youthful mistake
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/10/2026
It’s honestly really triggering for me that once again, in the aftermath of people finding out a man who is a beloved public figure committed sex crimes in his past, the conversation has to immediately shift into how and when the guy can return to the status quo he was in
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Alex "Canopenerdude" Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Castiel from the show Supernatural
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
cw rape Well there's your fucking answer. Start making rape unacceptable, start making there be fucking consequences for raping someone, and you can strike a blow in a thousand struggles simultaneously. No more rapists. No more people made to become survivors Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cw rape I think we can work down from the maximalist, overly bloodthirsty demand of Die as your weakling fathers died. Soulless. Honourless. Weeping. Ashamed. to a reasonable demand that you fuck off and vanish like the average survivor is forced to Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
cw rape I think rapists should at a minimum be made to live the life of the average survivor and if you want that to be less shit then fucking make the lives of survivors better Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gonna be honest, gang. The moment you convince people you can make a machine who is conscious and capable of suffering, that is the moment you should be introduced to John Brown's blade for thinking you can sell that person.
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Alex "Canopenerdude" Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Street Fighter 6 pulled maybe 200,000 CCU across all platforms at all time peak, and it is the most successful fighting game of ALL TIME. To think that your first offering in the space, an anime fighter with a terrible name, could 100x that, is pure insanity.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 03/10/2026
Management has lost its mind. There’s no way.
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Perennial Astronaut @mkdouma6.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you feel like you need to post something that empathizes with Jacob Gellar, I get it, but close the app and instead practice empathizing with the victim. I do not say this glibly. Just do it and sit with that discomfort.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/10/2026
"Does he have to go away forever?" Yes and your childhood dog lives on a farm upstate, stop acting like this is something that anyone is suggesting or could even make happen
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👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
im not an abolitionist. when racists spew hate speech at me in my comments (not this guy to be clear) i don't flinch. I just say "see you in the streets man".
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...
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BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals
YouTube video by MS NOW
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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eight years ago today the Saudi government murdered WaPo columnist Jamaal Khashoggi. Today they own 49.5% of the biggest media/news company in America.
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Alex "Canopenerdude" Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Right on cue
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Alex "Canopenerdude" Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
100% this thread. I will add that like... How exactly do people expect someone in the public spotlight to "disclose immediately"? Is it when you make a social media account? When you start getting paid to talk about things? Do you make a big list sorted by severity? It's just not realistic.
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V. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In all workers’ parties there inevitably emerges a more or less clearly delineated Right wing which, in its views, tactics, and organisational “line”, reflects the opportunist tendencies of the petty bourgeoisie.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings
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Alex "Canopenerdude" Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This does mean that Fox News and Trump will be making the rapists into GOP heroes shortly.
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Alex "Canopenerdude" Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On the plus side there's a niche open for dramatic video essays about games now that I could fill if I felt like it.
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Alex "Canopenerdude" Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Surprisingly, still have the same number of ex boyfriends and ex girlfriends though.
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This reminds… whenever men talk about “natural instincts” or similar fuckery I usually respond by asking how they get through life without having been toilet trained, if they can’t control their instincts. They usually dispute the premise which to me proves my point.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Newsom vetoes measure that would have penalized the use of smart glasses to secretly record people
California Gov. Gavin Newsom has vetoed a bill that would have penalized people for using smart glasses to record people without their permission in changing rooms, doctor’s offices and other spaces p...
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Geller isn't the only one.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 01/10/2026
posting a statement like "misogyny is wrong and hurts women. ESPECIALLY the time i sexually assaulted one" is truly wild & grim
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On Jacob Geller
I'm aware of the rape allegations against Jacob Geller, as well as the fact that his name is on a court-ordered list of UNC students disciplined for sexual violence. I've hesitated on whether to post anything about it, because the victim hasn’t been identified and I don’t want to participate in a retraumatizing conversation against their wishes. At the same time, as someone who has collaborated with Jacob Geller, I do not want my silence to be taken as endorsement.

For my part, I did not know about this and I wish I had. What justice and repair look like in cases like these are for the victim to decide, and I do not know their wishes or what accountability processes, if any, took place. However, strictly on a personal level, I’m uncomfortable having collaborated with someone who has presented himself as a nonthreatening feminist without ever disclosing his history of sexual violence to me or any other colleagues I’ve spoken to. I have no intention of ever working with Geller again. Beyond that, the person this happened to ought to be the ultimate authority on what happens next, and how they wish to tell their story if at all.
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LazyLazyLane | Cosplays Husk and Other Dandy Drunks @lazylazylane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember when Channel Awesome had a swath of women come forward about harassment including a minor that was groomed by a producer and the website made a post debunking this by saying “but THESE women had a GREAT time working here”? Of course they use AI, they already struggled with consent.
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Alex "Canopenerdude" Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminder of who Aftermath and Gita Jackson are, for when they invariably put out some half-researched puff piece about the Cornell case or Geller. They're vultures and abusers.
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Nathalie Lawhead @alienmelon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i told the truth www.nathalielawhead.com/candybox/abu...
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“Abusing you was by the book” (documenting two years of abuse from Game Journalism, after sharing my #metoo… the whole painful story all in one place) – The Candybox Blog
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Alex "Canopenerdude" Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We had half a unit (like three lessons) devoted to it and the Sino-Japanese war in my high school history class. Which just goes to show that education in this country fuckin SUCKS that there is this much variance.
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Max Nichols @maxnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My partner has been seeing nonstop discussion of this case in her circles, and was shocked and saddened when I hadn't even heard of it. One of the many things that support rape culture is men not even remarking or discussing sexual violence.
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Penn UA responds to alleged ‘Cornell 7’ gang rape incident
In a Sept. 28 email, College senior and UA President Musab Chummun called Cornell’s response to the incident an “act of complicity and cowardice." 
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Alex "Canopenerdude" Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This isn't his only brush with controversy recently either- he spent a whole afternoon recently here on bsky and on YT defending his podcast refusing to boycott Microsoft games, for the reason of "we're not going to deny ourselves fun games". Dude's a creep and I'm sorry I didn't see it earlier.
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