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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

So... Umm. Can we get some OSHA protections for workers whose employers mandate use of AI? No? Cool.

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

3d printers and crafters are funny, talking about their "maker space" or studio. Dude, that's a craft room.

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Movie was pretty well done. But I keep hearing about how much theaters are struggling these days. Have they considered not making me sit through 30 min of ads before a 3 hr movie?

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Finally seeing Odyssey tomorrow... With a straight man, who knows nothing about the story/Greek mythology. This should be interesting at least 😂

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Finally. I opened a bunch of packs on Father's Day trying to find this, y'know, for irony's sake. But tbh him skipping father's day is very on brand.

The rare version of Prof Turo in Pokemon tcg pocket.

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

"Virtual conferences" really spoiled me. I need a damn 2x button for some of these speakers 😑

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Why am I like this? Now I can shiny hunt with worse odds the SV or LZA. 🎉

Pokemon ultra moon getting the shiny charm

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Not gonna get to play the new GoW (cause I wasn't buying a ps5 when it was just three figures) but maybe I should give the norse games another chance. Maybe if there's a mod to remove the word 'boy' from the game -_-

static.klipy.com

Kratos Unleashes Rage in God of War

ALT: Kratos Unleashes Rage in God of War

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Off to hobnob. Not the first thing I'd like to be doing to a nob this Pride weekend, but here we are.

A man in sunglasses and a shirt and tie in front of a tree, drinking coffee.

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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

i just think it's disrespectful when straight men are hot, especially on pride month

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Which law of thermodynamics is it that I always eat the least healthy food in my kitchen?

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Also, is this how Lance got his illegal Dragonite back in the day? Is that the lore?

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

SoS chaining in Ultra Sun and Moon was a really overlooked mechanic- good for shiny hunting and a cool way to get some... Trickier critters.

A 'screenshot' of pokemon ultra sun Salamence showing the psudo legendary dragon at level 12

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Wanted to go for something 'springy' and fresh and landed on buttercream and blueberry reduction on vanilla cupcakes.

A dozen cupcakes with blueberries on top

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Genuinely don't know if this is a flex or grounds for some kind of diagnosis.

A screenshot of pokemon home showing all the regional dexes have been completed.

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Biscoff cheesecake. Overcooked it to hell, fortunately the drizzle covers a multitude of sins (it also cracked in a few places)

Cheesecake with cookie butter spread and crumbled cookies on top.

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Welp it happened to me. Our CEO saw a webinar on using Cl**de to develop custom apps and in one weekend he blew half our build runner budget for the month. 🙃

A t shirt that reads
'Vibe coding
I'm a developer now'
With a drawing of a cartoon person sitting in front of a laptop

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Read the headline and was like "hmm, guess that tracks" before I realized it was The Onion 😂

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

"It's a shame that the Pope has made the Catholic Church political." Do such people have the literal faintest idea of the history of the papacy??

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

A sticker from ohmygollyembroidery on Etsy that says Trans Lives Are More Important Than Harry Potter.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

strong contender for most relevant meme of 2026

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Someone had a good one about Echo, but I'd heard it before.

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

A lawyer I know (socially) frequently says of himself 'frequently wrong, never in doubt'. I guess if that's your operating paradigm, I can see how genAI would be useful to you.

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

In my years of being done flavor or other of engineer, the most _math_ math I have to do is when the PM asks for a cloud cost estimate.

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Ok chat, what's the polite way to say "I'm asking this in case someone in this channel has relevant information to add, you do not need to paste this question into your AI and paste the response back here. I won't read it and will think less of you personally and professionally" in a teams message?

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Welp. Time to dust off the ol' resume. Job hunting sucks 😭

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Tragedy strikes- a hot man on bluesky had his wizard school house in his profile. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Convinced I'm holding this crashout at bay by taking my stupid little walks for my stupid mental health and 3d printing organizers for every drawer in my house.

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Definitely feeling the MAG fomo.😭 Anyone got any good con recs in the DC/MD area this year? (Preferably ones that haven't sold out yet 🙄)

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Spent the evening cataloging my star wars novels- I'm finding more and more dups in the batches. Chat, am I living too out loud?

A picture of a book shelf full of star wars books and assorted star wars paraphernalia

A screenshot of a spreadsheet of books with columns for title, series, author, and years after the Battle of Yavin

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

So... Finished Expedition 33. Is there like a support group or something?

Official art for Clair Obscur Expedition 33.
Four figure face away- towards a huge monolith in the distance.

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Okay fellas (gender inclusive), how many lightsabers is too many? Like, at what point is this a cry for help?

A wall of mounted lightsaber hilts. More than any reasonable person would have. This is clearly a cry for help.

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

In another meeting where the sr engineer is saying they need to stop wasting time and money on jr devs...

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Continuing to make responsible, mature use of the printer.

3d printed magnets of the pokemon Unown spelling 'send nudes' on a refrigerator door.

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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 25/11/2025

If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management

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Cody @atiredgay.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

I’m not taking any politician seriously unless they have energy that comes somewhere close to this…

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 03/11/2025

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

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Menotti Minutillo @menotti.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

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Satyriconic @satyriconic.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

If I could just get everyone to tell me “I like you, and I’m not mad at you” every 15 seconds, it’d be over for you hoes

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