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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social

@canaryinthecafe.bsky.social
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I have no idea what I'm doing. DMV Just a nerd being a nerd on the Internet. Groundbreaking.

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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Is this a warning or a suggestion?
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ah yes. Just let an llm handle analytics. What could go wrong?
r/analytics post describing ai making up analytics data.
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So... Umm. Can we get some OSHA protections for workers whose employers mandate use of AI? No? Cool.
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm preemptively bookmarking the nexus mods page.
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Traught Whelmed
Alt: Dick is Traught, Whelmed, and feeling the aster
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Congrats! 🎉
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Grown adults can do what they want but at least schedule it so it delivers a 8 am the next morning. Don't try to normalize that nonsense in your org (esp w newer ppl who may think that's expected)
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got this once. Like... What is the intent here?
A screenshot asking if the user likes Outlook.
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I mean, points for swappable plates. Way better than _some_ companies who want ppl to buy a whole new version of the console for the special paint job. (Wait- saying Sony did something not awful- am I gonna get cancelled?)
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
3d printers and crafters are funny, talking about their "maker space" or studio. Dude, that's a craft room.
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Powerful Wheel Of Time Magic
Alt: Powerful Wheel Of Time Magic
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Also the meta/anthropic propaganda ads 🙄
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Movie was pretty well done. But I keep hearing about how much theaters are struggling these days. Have they considered not making me sit through 30 min of ads before a 3 hr movie?
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Finally seeing Odyssey tomorrow... With a straight man, who knows nothing about the story/Greek mythology. This should be interesting at least 😂
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I really enjoyed the little character interaction scenes- they all felt well done.
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Child labor laws hate to see a pokemon professor coming. 'Research assistant' is pretty vague.
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I've only seen him in Agatha, so that's not the first adjective that comes to mind?
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Shocked Agatha Harkness
Alt: Shocked Agatha Harkness
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is Wiccan slander 😂
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh that's why ppl wear them 😂
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Also, I know we say "Fuck ai 👿", but also, like, "Fuck ai 😈"?
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Finally. I opened a bunch of packs on Father's Day trying to find this, y'know, for irony's sake. But tbh him skipping father's day is very on brand.
The rare version of Prof Turo in Pokemon tcg pocket.
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Virtual conferences" really spoiled me. I need a damn 2x button for some of these speakers 😑
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Why am I like this? Now I can shiny hunt with worse odds the SV or LZA. 🎉
Pokemon ultra moons completed pokedexPokemon ultra moon getting the shiny charm
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Not gonna get to play the new GoW (cause I wasn't buying a ps5 when it was just three figures) but maybe I should give the norse games another chance. Maybe if there's a mod to remove the word 'boy' from the game -_-
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Kratos Unleashes Rage in God of War
ALT: Kratos Unleashes Rage in God of War
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy father's day or whatever.
A man in an ill-advised shirt.
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Off to hobnob. Not the first thing I'd like to be doing to a nob this Pride weekend, but here we are.
A man in sunglasses and a shirt and tie in front of a tree, drinking coffee.
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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
i just think it's disrespectful when straight men are hot, especially on pride month
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This soundtrack is the gift that keeps on giving.
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Which law of thermodynamics is it that I always eat the least healthy food in my kitchen?
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Also, is this how Lance got his illegal Dragonite back in the day? Is that the lore?
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
SoS chaining in Ultra Sun and Moon was a really overlooked mechanic- good for shiny hunting and a cool way to get some... Trickier critters.
A 'screenshot' of pokemon ultra sun Salamence showing the psudo legendary dragon at level 12
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Turns out they're competing with blueberry muffins, which don't really need improvement. Also the piping bags weren't right so the presentation looks... Not great.
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Wanted to go for something 'springy' and fresh and landed on buttercream and blueberry reduction on vanilla cupcakes.
Cupcakes with blueberries on topA dozen cupcakes with blueberries on top
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
They all look great. For summer in GA... Might end up more Puddle Boy than Polar Boy 😬
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Genuinely don't know if this is a flex or grounds for some kind of diagnosis.
A screenshot of pokemon home showing all the regional dexes have been completed.
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I remember on gen ai pitch used debt collection as an industry that could benefit from it. Great. Let's get bots to harass ppl about their bills.
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Janelle Monáe as Andi Brand in Glass Onion
Alt: Janelle Monáe as Andi Brand in Glass Onion
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Okay, but also...
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a man in a star trek uniform is sitting in a chair with the words hit it above him
ALT: a man in a star trek uniform is sitting in a chair with the words hit it above him
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Rolled credits on Sunday. Working on the Pokedex rn. Not sure I have it in me to try building anything ambitious. 😥
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Biscoff cheesecake. Overcooked it to hell, fortunately the drizzle covers a multitude of sins (it also cracked in a few places)
Cheesecake with cookie butter spread and crumbled cookies on top.
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Welp it happened to me. Our CEO saw a webinar on using Cl**de to develop custom apps and in one weekend he blew half our build runner budget for the month. 🙃
A t shirt that reads 
'Vibe coding
I'm a developer now'
With a drawing of a cartoon person sitting in front of a laptop
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Read the headline and was like "hmm, guess that tracks" before I realized it was The Onion 😂
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"It's a shame that the Pope has made the Catholic Church political." Do such people have the literal faintest idea of the history of the papacy??
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Maybe it's a Tentacruel/Toedscruel situation? Would that make it better?
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Happy birthday!
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
A sticker from ohmygollyembroidery on Etsy that says Trans Lives Are More Important Than Harry Potter.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
strong contender for most relevant meme of 2026
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Someone had a good one about Echo, but I'd heard it before.
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Happy pi Day and all that.
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Who among us hasn't made questionable choices under the influence of a dommy mommy who's good with a whip and fancy knots?
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canaryinthecafe.bsky.social @canaryinthecafe.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Happy birthday! 🎉
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