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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 23h

As always, contentedly a couple of days behind the zeitgeist, here in approximate rough chronological order is the very white very male collection of the music that is at fault for all of this

Image of nine album covers collaged by the my9albums website.

The albums are:
Pearl Jam - Ten
Therapy? - Troublegum
New Model Army - Thunder and Consolation
Reuben - Racecar is Racecar Backwards
Killing Joke - Wardance (The Remixes)
Hell Is For Heroes - The Neon Handshake
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - B.R.M.C.
Sigur Ros - Ágætis byrjun
65daysofstatic - Wild Light

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 04/10/2026

Lxds! Fancy a tasty snack? In the mood for something sweet and a little indulgent, but with the same moreishness as fucking opiates? Boy oh boy have I got just the thing for you

Photo of a packet of M&S milk chocolate and cinnamon tortilla rolls

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 26/09/2026

No, don't like it. The bedside lamps look like cobras and this ceiling light has tangible noose vibes

Bedside lamp made out of stiffened coiled rope

Ceiling light fitting made of three knotted ropes

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 26/09/2026

Staying in a holiday rental. There's decorative ship ephemera all over. There's a big photo frame they've left the stock photos in. And the loo roll is too far (more than an arms length) from the loo (not pictured).

A model ship (boat?) on a sideboard. It has one big white sail shaped a bit like a wherry's sail and an abundance of smaller sails at the front.

A model sailing ship on a windowsill. It's a big bugger like a ye olde naval vessel like out of Master and Commander. Loads of sails on three masts. It's a really sunny windowsill.

A photo frame with spaces for seven variously sized photos. Six of the seven spaces are filled with black and white stock photography of a couple on holiday in venice. The seventh space is filled with details of the sizes of photo the frame can accommodate

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 24/09/2026

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, this took ages

Screenshot of the results page of the 442 game linked in the OP. I scored 446.

TEAMSHEET

GK: Donnarumma (0)

RB: Lauren (7)

RCB: Stones (11)

LCB: Ruben (5)

LB: B. Silva (45)

RM: Waddle (11)

RCM: Lampard (177)

LCM: Noble (47)

LM: Hoilett (16)

ST: Drogba (104)

ST: Nemeth (23)

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 23/09/2026

Feeling blue about not getting my cool new hoodie I bought another cool new hoodie off the internet. It's from Hollister which is obvs too young for me, but fuck that. Anyhoo, Mrs CF claims this is "a symptom of a midlife crisis." It's just a cool hoodie isn't it?

Photo of a hooded jumper laid out on a bed. It's an odd almost camouflage light grey colour, and if you look closely a lot of the camo pattern is made of a bunch of foliage shapes, leaves etc

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 21/09/2026

Interesting choice of faces to accompany this headline, The BBC.

Screenshot of a BBC News website article as posted by the unofficial BBC News bot on here. The headline and subhead are:

'Other generations just buried it' - Youths share their mental health concerns

The BBC's Catherine Burns spoke to some young mental health ambassadors who called for an increase in mental health support.

These are displayed under three non-white faces.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 21/09/2026

On holiday on the Costa Brava pre-covid we were staying on this lovely campsite where live acts would come and perform in the evenings and they were mainly excellent. This one guy played guitar with a loop pedal and was fucking great. He played a mix of his own stuff and covers.

Photo of a guy playing guitar in front of an audience at like picnic tables. It's at night, and fairy lights are strung between trees to light the scene

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 20/09/2026

Good of Bolton to turn up to this match in a tribute to our 2022/23 away kit

A burgundy football shirt with gold trim. It has a Bolton Wanderers badge.

A burgundy football shirt with gold trim. It has a Norwich City badge.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 18/09/2026

Must be tired, cos my brain parsed this as Ronnie Barker, and it took until clean halfway through the post before the thinky bit went hang on a fuckin minute what

Screenshot of a skeet which reads:

Serj Tankian pairing up with Ronnie Radke out of all people is hardly surprising all things considered when you remember his NFT grift and not saying a thing about System of a Down's drummer being incredibly weird (to put it lightly) about BLM protests

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's got the same eyes as James Beast. I've only just seen it.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 15/09/2026

There's several websites that let you rent out your driveway to people. Lots of people that live near football grounds and concert venues use them. This specific one is yourparkingspace dot co dot uk

Screenshot of the Your Parking Space website showing a parking place offered for £14.88

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 15/09/2026

Charging £14.88 to park on your driveway near the Manchester City ground is it?

Screenshot of a map, showing a location marked with a pin that reads £14.88

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 14/09/2026

Pathetic. Infantalising. You've only added "runny" because it rhymes, and you're easily impressed by that. Weak minded. #BurnhamsBritain

A plastic bottle with an off-white and orange label saying "Runny Honey".

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 13/09/2026

There's a graveyard near me where six of those are breaking out through the wall into the street

A mortared stone wall with six stone faces arranged in a crucifix shape

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 12/09/2026

So, this article makes Arteta out to be a chaotic lunatic, BUT this one section? Heroic, relatable, commendable, albeit, yes, chaotic.

PLEASED TO MEAT YOU

When Arsenal took a trip to Dubai, the warm-weather training was a key component, as were the team-bonding elements. At dinner one evening, Arteta sat and allowed Salt Bae (the Sprinkly Salt Meat Wanker) to feed him slices of the grotesquely overpriced steak he served at his terrible restaurant.

Many looked on aghast at this hideous spectacle, but there was method to the madness. In a team meeting the next day, he said, "I am the boss. I am the one in charge. I have all the power, and still I allowed myself to be fed by an idiot like I was a baby bird.

"Who can tell me why I did that?"

There was silence for a while before one player said, "It is because you want to show that despite your influence and power, you still need to eat like the rest of us. In that simple action of being fed by somebody else, where you cast aside all ego, you make us realise that we must do likewise and feed each other on the pitch so we can achieve the right results which will ultimately bring success to this great club."

"Great answer," said Arteta. "But wrong. I lost a f*cking bet."

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 11/09/2026

things I was frightened of as a child: 1. Pipes (Ghostwatch) 2. Charlie X (Star Trek The Original Series) 3. The poltergeist off of Poltergeist 4. This ape thing off of Arthur C Clarke's Mysterious World book 5. The Outer Hebrides

Some kind of fucked up looking dead ape thing, placed in a sitting position on a box (?) with a stick under its chin to prop up the head. Black and white photo

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 10/09/2026

In a premier inn. Haven't got a cuck chair, but have got a ... cuck chaise lounge ?

A premier inn hotel room, featuring a double bed made up with white sheets, and a very small bed with a bolster cushion that looks like some kind of chaise longue

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 07/09/2026

date yourself with an image of your first ever computer (not my photo, not my actual C16, but it was one of these)

Photo from Wikipedia of a Commodore C16 home computer from the 1980s. It's a thick chunky dark grey keyboard with light grey keys, with an external colour matched cassette player.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 05/09/2026

It is! Nice. I mean, meaningful account privacy would be nice, a moderation policy that didn't amount to No Smelly Palestinians Ever would be nice. But I guess thread numbering is nice too. You awful slop cunts.

Screenshot of the two skeets above this in the thread. I've highlighted where bsky has added 1/2 and 2/2 symbols indicating the thread numbering

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 02/09/2026

Lunch is a cheese sandwich and two ibuprofen (as a treat)

As skeet. The sandwich is on 50:50 bread, on an off-white side plate, with two shiny red capsules also on the plate.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 01/09/2026

Getting serious bobson dugnutt vibes from the stoke lineup

Photo of big screen showing stoke city lineup

THE POTTERS

27 SOUMARE
8 GALBRAITH
42 MANHOEF
15 HIRST

2 JOHNSON

1 JOHANSSON

5 GRAHAM

17 BOCAT

18 LAWAL

0-0

08:23

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 30/08/2026

New garms. Particularly like the THREE CIDERS NO LUNCH fella. Dudes rock.

Photo of a t-shirt laid flat. On it is a drawing of a weird little guy. He has arms and legs, but the body of a lute, the beak of a large waterfowl, he has a smoking pipe in one hand and a knife in the other. He's prancing or maybe gamboling. Under him is the words THREE CIDERS NO LUNCH

Another photo of a t-shirt. This one has a drawing of a skeleton man wearing some kind of peasant smock and a broad straw hat. He has a sheaf of wheat on his back and is swinging a scythe through a field of skulls. Under him is the legend Unhinged Peasantry

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 26/08/2026

She takes Michael Caine too and we fucking riot, yes

Still from A Muppet Christmas Carol with Michael Caine and Miss Piggy

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 26/08/2026

Do not allow the law nerds (tautology) to redefine and misdirect Coyote vs. Acme as being about civil litigation. That is a plot device. The film is about hubris, the glory of truly chaotic violence, and the indefatigable beauty of Dudes Rocking.

Screenshot of a series of skeets by The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social;

Quoteskeeting, he writes: am very tempted to write something on this hugely important film about commercial law and product liability

Which quotes @chrisnjwilliams.bsky.social saying "Coyote vs. Acme is the best legal film since Legally Blonde, possibly the best since My Cousin Vinny, and every lawyer I expect a @barristersecret.bsky.social threa and a @davidallengreen.bsky.social article as soon as is convenient. #coyotevsacme"

@davidallengreen.bsky.social second skeet says "So: have just seen Coyote vs. Acme

And yes, a really good film about litigation - actually one of the best films I have seen about practical litigation.

As well as a really good film generally.

May write it up if there's enough interest."

@davidallengreen.bsky.social third skeet: "So it begins. This may be finished tomorrow."

Which is accompanied by an image of a document heading which says:
"The legal agony of Wile E. Coyote. How Coyote vs. Acme is one of the best films about civil litigation"

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 26/08/2026

This earned me a block from pfrazee dot com, so you can't see the "see below" context. So here that is

Screenshot of skeet from Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com:

Big shout-out to the team on the recent release @esb.lol @samuel.bsky.team @mrnuma.bsky.social @divy.zone and @hailey.at

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 24/08/2026

Bedtime cafe latte. (I am more powerful than caffeine)

Pov me, sitting with my legs crossed, and holding a latte in a glass. I'm in dark navy chino shorts, and navy and beige air force ones.

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