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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 13h

"You disagree with me, AND insult me? How's the weather in Moscow, bleep bloop?" No you dumb bitch, people that have been parsing the output of dipshits like you since IRC, since fucking usenet do not need to be russian bots to know you're a cunt and tell you.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 14h

You can tell that the Joined Nov 24 crowd did not spend any time down the forum mines learning what online really is without shiny apps and algorithmic feeds

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 17h

When I went through Philadelphia airport in 2002 on the way to Dallas Fort Worth the TSA guy gave me a pat-down check and I genuinely think it was to see if I was circumcised or not. I've had good dates end with less intimacy. Are they supposed to fully check the whole length of the shaft?

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 17h

I can go ramp, I can go stairs, I can go poddy

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 18h

I don't think expulsion is likely at all. They generate too much dollar for the league.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 18h

No idea how true any of that is ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 18h

If they get expelled from the premier league they would have to apply to the football league whose rules say they would have to start at step two, so the national league north.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 18h

Was chatting to the guys at lunch about this, and they reckon the only ways a relegation can be a punishment is they get a huge points deduction that makes relegation inevitable, or they get expelled from the premier league.

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 02/10/2026

You would obviously pick Acaster to join, not Rajan. A better player, and clearly an infinitely better hang. You're gonna be around the fucker for a fortnight might as well pick the one that's fun to be around.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 01/10/2026

For a country that's fuckin great at killing people, absolutely shit hot record at absolutely making people dead as fuck, America seems to be terrible at killing people.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 01/10/2026

Pssst. Those ducky Iranians are setting some lads up to nick a load of red diesel, watch out.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 30/09/2026

Putting a marker down: the government are going to let america's big wet boy rendition the raf base diesel theft five to a black site based on vibes, lies, and bluster

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 30/09/2026

They're going to get renditioned to Guantanamo to keep the big wet boy happy.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 30/09/2026

Best yet Krillion #77 🦐 360 🦑🦑🦑🐟🦑🐟🦑

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 30/09/2026

Years ago I got into a forum spat about some crime statistic bullshit with a guy who, to bolster his argument, claimed to have "a doctorate and a PhD." from Cambridge in "criminalogy". This is giving extremely those vibes.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 30/09/2026

You ever see a fuckin head on a guy?

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 30/09/2026

Yeah, there are, some of the world's most florid dipshits are saying it over and over, you could call that a strong indication, despite it being transparent but useful bullshit. Agreeing with the dipshits for an easy ride is just weak. Craven. Spineless. Textbook Labour.

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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My new post: “After Cornell: if you’re a boy or man who wants to talk to that guy friend about his abuse.” If of interest, please share. www.musaokwonga.com/takes/after-...

If a girl or woman tells you that a boy or man in your circle of friends has abused them, then here are some suggestions as to how you can talk to that boy or man. First, you can set a time and a place to talk to him. Don’t let him set it, because he’s used to having control. If you’re worried he’ll get violent with you, do it over the phone. If you’re worried he’ll try to sit down with you and charm you round to “his side of the story”, do it over the phone. Next, work out how long you want the conversation to be. Short is better - fifteen or twenty minutes is plenty enough. That will help you to keep your composure while he loses his.

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

SHAM CITY, SHAMCHESTER CITY, SHAM CITY (OP didn't use alt text so this is my content now)

[-] TayTayTrouble 26 points 5 minutes ago
made a big mistake today
was already upset about my boiler breaking and then we had the rag brother in law over and
he's giving it large as usual - cheats this, frauds that. i just blank him. not worth it.
then the premier league statement comes out and just as i'm reading it, absolutely floored by it,
devastated by it, he starts this sing-songy voice "sham city, shamchester city, sham city" and
just as a complete reaction i just see the red mist and not thought this through at all but i go to
throw my phone right at his big ugly mug and at the last second i manage to stop myself but i
still throw it full pelt right at the wall.
went right through the first layer of kitchen plaster, phone's wrecked too. he's shocked for a
minute but then starts laughing his head off which made me even angrier and all i can think to
do is run right over to him and scream in his face "i fuck your sister! i fuck YOUR sister"
now he's going nuts and my wife's not happy and apparently her dad's raging too

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 30/09/2026

Just the CEO of an energy company wholly owned by the French government on the BBC News explaining how it's very sad but there's no choice for my UK energy bill to go up massively.

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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 30/09/2026

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 30/09/2026

Will Labour try to do further bad faith trans outreach do you think, or will one spicy late-morning on bsky dot app have sapped their will?

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 30/09/2026

It's "Noel" and "Liam" Gallagher I feel most sorry for.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 30/09/2026

@nathanjramsden.bsky.social hiya pal, how is being labour secretary for trans rights going for you on bsky dot app today?

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 30/09/2026

Astronaut pointing gun at astronaut meme, this guy has been self-serving shit in a suit even before the events of 2019 and beyond

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 30/09/2026

Look, you know as well as I do that doing elementary mathematics when politicians quote numbers is childish, elitist, and well, communist probably or at least marxist. Cut it out.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 30/09/2026

You ever look at a photo and immediately go Christ what a greasy nonce? 38 btw. Not yet two score years. Wow.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 29/09/2026

We've bought a kids cabin bed from Very, and it was great, lasted many years until the kid grew out of it. But not a sofa bed, sorry.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 29/09/2026

It is having kids that did it for me for sure. Soon as my eldest was born, crying at anything. Nice music. Someone being nice to a kid on a train.

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 29/09/2026

Haven't seen that, but I would commend his balls. Similarly, I don't think his potentially problematic turn in Snatch was the act of a man without cojones

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 29/09/2026

Meet Joe Black : worst acting I've ever seen Burn After Reading : phenomenal

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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 29/09/2026

Don't watch the film though, the film is shit. The 90s one. Nowhere near horny enough for the story, but, counterintuitively, exactly horny enough for the dreadful actors, no-one wants to sit through tom cruise grinding on a dude.

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