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A round of ocean water martinis for the table please

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Average Day Joe Bot @averagedayjoebot.bsky.social · 21h
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Cross "Really Scary" Mirage @crossmirage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
biddy blaze. scrib doon
star wars galactic racer biddy blas smoking a blunt. chuffin a fat dart. toking. getting high. stoned. blazing it
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
im kidding obviously. every election from the local level on up i ignore all options on the ballot and write in 'the immortal science of marxism-leninism'
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
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The SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-November
Okaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
[Ad]
Catholics believe the Eucharist contains the real [AD] presence of God, meaning it should only be handled by ordained priests or ministers
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wikipedia has been ANNIHILATED with AI bot traffic for a while now (because LLMs can't get enough of it) which puts a huge burden on its tech and server costs. and now it looks like bots are making unauthorized edits to pages and trying to hack community tools diff.wikimedia.org/2026/10/05/o...
Wiki editing: We’ve identified edits to Wikimedia wikis that we believe are from AI agents operated by OpenAI. These edits were not published to pages with visibility to general readers; almost all of them were testing edits in “sandbox” areas of the wiki. It also included a few edits to the configuration for a citation tool, which we believe were potentially malicious edits that were intended to misuse this tool as a proxy for fetching data from remote services. While Wikipedia policies allow bots to edit when they are disclosed and approved by the community, none of those approvals were sought in these incidents.
Etherpad probing and use: Agents we believe to be operated by OpenAI made some unsuccessful attempts to compromise our public Etherpad, a note-taking tool we host as a community service. Agents unsuccessfully tried to use it to fetch data from other websites as a proxy. Other agents also likely operated by OpenAI took notes about their tasks, though this did not appear to turn into coordination.
Excessive data downloading: Agents we believe to be operated by OpenAI made millions of automated requests to our public APIs to access the knowledge on Wikimedia projects, crawled millions of pages (mainly from our projects Wikidata and Wikimedia Commons), and made hundreds of thousands of data queries to the Wikidata Query Service (WDQS). This traffic may have contributed to a partial outage on WDQS in May. Wikimedia’s volunteers are the ones who come in first contact with, and clean up the mess left behind by AI agents. Rising bot traffic and agentic activity is showing a real impact on the Wikimedia projects and the infrastructure that makes it available for millions of users globally. In 2025, the Foundation reported that its bandwidth usage had increased by 50% due to the surge of bot activity on its websites since 2024. At the same time, 65% of the most resource-consuming traffic on its projects was coming from bots.
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little pumpkin thieves
Illustration of a fluffy skunk and possum carrying a pumpkin in their mouths
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Calvin @calvinshouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm feeling so anxious and snippy today. I blame... Sleep maybe? Evils of the world also maybe. Picture unrelated
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 01/10/2026
truculence ball
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ipaintbirbs @ipaintbirbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“gonna need those bird seed reports on my nest at 5:30 AM sharp” - this business lady birb, probably.
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 30/09/2026
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Calvin @calvinshouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dudes rock
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Djamila Knopf @djamilaknopf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I painted floating rain spirits. medium: Schmincke Horadam gouache
a traditional painting showing a girl standing on a rainy street crossing
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The colder autumn nights in Germany coaxes this magnificent eagle, Oropherion, to spend his nights in his heated indoor winter aviary. This is an African Martial Eagle (Polemaetus bellicosus), the largest eagle species native to Africa. (Cr @birdsofprey_nathalie_denolf) #birds #eagle
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Calvin @calvinshouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tommy lookin NICE today!!
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Calvin @calvinshouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oouuuuaaaghhhh look at this beaut
A big cream bun pastry on a plate
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James Ryan @jdryan08.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NYC spends approximately $200,000 a year for every inmate in the corrections system. It spends about $27,000 a year for every student enrolled in CUNY.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 21/09/2026
Once again: the "concerned parents of a transed child" is an abuser rights movement
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m͖͙̗͎̄̃̒͋̇e̊͒͊̆̉͑ͅw̭͙͕͈̝͖̟͛̐̅̑̑̊🐈 @ooopiwowoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new creature discovered
loafing tilcayo
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 15/09/2026
Space weaponry continuing its legacy as "the last flicker of brain activity in the skulls of evil, senile men" youtu.be/ntLc4hHWqHs?...
youtu.be
The Conceptual Failure of Orbital Lasers
YouTube video by Jacob Geller
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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Calvin @calvinshouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A gray cat laying on its back against a wall
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jay Dragon 🔜 Metatopia @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i'll be honest, now that the goat has bitten me .... i'm starting to think the wolf has a point. maybe we should just kill and eat the goat. after all, the goat was literally mean to me! and it's piled high with sin, so it couldn'tve have ever been a good person. must be ethical to eat it
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026
never forget
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Calvin @calvinshouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of my Iranian friends got called "terrorist" as a nickname by classmates for the next decade
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/09/2026
to place the sexual and reproductive exploitation of black women at the center of your understanding of american slavery is to see that the system was forced birth and this, in turn, should lead to a more expansive vision of what the 13th amendment actually guarantees.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
there's a teaser trailer and everything youtube.com/watch?v=GGJSRFWALTI&feature=youtu.be
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You Can See Everything | Official Teaser HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Homer at the lesbian bar.
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Calvin @calvinshouse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I NEED to get medicated for anxiety before some ppl I know gain access to Ai for their work. Because, you see, I will be forced to read it.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: Close-up view of a hand holding a phone with instagram open. The image on screen is a horrifyingly crusty, borderline demonic little dog, with a caption below that reads: “Fly high Taquito 🕊️❤️” Panel 2: the man holding the phone exhibits a face of mild shock at the sight of Taquito.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Adam Carolla
@adamcarolla
More American males now wear bracelets than eat stew
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 29/08/2026
uncanny resemblance
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Calvin @calvinshouse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hot nighttime apartment. I hate everything on earth
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The Amityville Jordan (1979) @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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James Shedden @james.sh · 26/08/2026
Watching the rain
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Calvin @calvinshouse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is a belief that no speech could change things for the worse. So we can just bandy words about race science around and it'll all stay fine, because it just has to. Always a stupid stance, but now? Of all times?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Uni ate a whole chicken today. Chicken boy!
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Calvin @calvinshouse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Having just gotten back from Amsterdam, where cyclists are universal and not the most cautious, it was still sooooo comfortable to walk around by them. Very low odds of being instantly killed. Also they have separated lanes almost everywhere, so it's mostly a non issue.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 16/08/2026
uhhhhh
 investigation was originally developed for The New York Times, where it underwent eight months of editing, multiple rounds of fact-checking, and independent replication of the underlying methodology. The piece had a scheduled publication date when requests for comment were sent. It was only after the Times reached out to the subjects of the investigation for routine comment that the Elias Law Group, representing the DCCC and DSCC, sent a cease-and-desist letter demanding the paper not publish. Although the paper's fact-checkers and legal department later cleared the piece before sending out a second round of requests for comment, the Times ultimately decided to kill the piece.3:27
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The piece was subsequently slated for publication at The Bulwark, where it underwent additional fact-checking, data verification, and legal review. When requests for comment were sent to the subjects of the investigation, lawyers representing the Progressive Turnout Project and Mothership Strategies likewise responded with legal letters demanding that the article not run.
From there, publication was repeatedly delayed. The piece cleared successive rounds of legal review. When I asked for a committed publication date after months of delay, The Bulwark conditioned publication on my accepting an extensive rewrite prepared by its editors that, in my assessment, removed key empirical findings without explanation, introduced claims contradicted by the data and fact-checking record, and presented the subjects' legal defenses as my own conclusions. When I declined to publish under those terms, the piece was released back to me.
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Calvin @calvinshouse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Neurodivergent Irish pub couple I love you
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If I’m taking a load I’m taking it for free, I’m in it for the loads
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not to be confused with quesadilla
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Quesadilla.
Ķ (k-cedilla) is the 17th letter of the Latvian alphabet.
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Drew Shields (commissions open) @gnarlyghost.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Bounty Hunters of Limbo
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