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SFF writer | bird enjoyer | AMC A-Lister elismith.carrd.co

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/10/2026
this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
bro it’s literally me we do this every day. it’s actually becoming hurtful that you can’t just remember me
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it’s 2026. how have we not invented one factor authentication yet
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nvm
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was this scene (specifically the “Are you mad? I am your daughter” line) from The Others which I have never seen, but they played a clip in a commercial for some cable Halloween programming and it shook me to my core youtu.be/_LvUmxUqPTo
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I Am Your Daughter - The Others (7/11) Movie CLIP (2001) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Y’all’s squirrel girl run (and this book specifically) are largely responsible for me getting back into comics as a grown up. Thank you
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh my god I love the atlanta braves
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would not hesitate to kill and eat Liberty Biberty
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Atlanta Braves
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
need a Primetime sequel where Pattinson plays 2026 Chris Hansen going full “im not owned!!” mode
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
why do I keep seeing headlines like “here’s 7 tips to make your writing seem more human.” bro its literally so easy, just be a human
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
padding the word count of my novel by adding "So anyways," to the front of every paragraph. obviously you can't really do that with the first paragraph of the book, but in all other cases it's fair game. if you can drop in the occasional "So basically what the whole deal is, is that," even better
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(nic cage “im gonna steal the declaration of independence” voice) im gonna plant an herb garden
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"the raw data of a novel" 🙃 The way AI evangelists talk about art is truly alien to me. (From a comment left on an article of mine.)
If you put in the raw data that is needed to write this novel and all the ideas are yours what is wrong with having AI write it? All the foundation was yours. Maybe you're not that great of a writer, but hey you can sure craft a plot and storyline, build characters and design your own world. Yet the problem comes in putting it all together. Isn't that writers use to do before AI was hire GHOST writers to finish a manuscript?
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“this generation is getting way better test scores” absolutely incredible
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
this goes hard, score one for the brits
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Crazy but true
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
love when people are like “even if we disagree, I hope you’re getting out to vote today” like wtf are you talking about. why do you hope that
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My wife and I are just eating popcorn for dinner at least once a week now. It’s a problem
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
nothing more annoying than people who think they’re smart for knowing about tropes. I’m not really a bit bookstagram/booktok guy but I’ve always found it endearing how much that community celebrates tropes without patting themselves on the back for recognizing them
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's a shot from Kiki's Delivery Service but it's dim and dingy, kinda grey. Netflix style!
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
How bout them Braves
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I’m hearing that as well
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I dont like them at all tbh but I don’t have time to be mad about it. He has green pants and a gun and that is ultimately what matters
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Thank you for keeping me informed.
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Bug
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Ronald Acuña Jr. on stage during Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime performance via u/playalisticadillac
Ronald Acuña Jr. on stage during Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime performance
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
“unfortunately photos can’t speak” brother they’re literally worth a thousand words
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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Max Read @maxread.info · 13/01/2026
why did so many millennials read so many newspaper comics? easily 60 percent of my reading diet in elementary/middle school was collected editions of calvin and hobbes, farside, dilbert, peanuts, doonesbury (!), foxtrot (?!?) and i know im not alone. historically unique phenomenon
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Payakan
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
people may be confusing this with “matching gifts” which often ARE done that way. if a nonprofit says “your gift will be doubled up to $5k” that usually means $5k has already been donated and doesn’t depend on your gift. that’s an entirely different scenario
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
there’s a common misconception that “the donation has already been made, the company just wants you to reimburse them”. this is false. when I’ve participated in these campaigns, we get a check for the total amount raised after the campaign ends
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
hearing that it's similar to way of water is the best news I could've heard today
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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I work in fundraising and have done a number of campaigns like this. the money donated actually goes to the cause, so don’t pretend your refusal to donate is some sort of anti-corporate activism
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