Reposted by elionion person @junlper.beer · 10/10/2026this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted 17267731237
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026bro it’s literally me we do this every day. it’s actually becoming hurtful that you can’t just remember me 010
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026it’s 2026. how have we not invented one factor authentication yet 110
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It was this scene (specifically the “Are you mad? I am your daughter” line) from The Others which I have never seen, but they played a clip in a commercial for some cable Halloween programming and it shook me to my core youtu.be/_LvUmxUqPToyoutu.beI Am Your Daughter - The Others (7/11) Movie CLIP (2001) HDYouTube video by Movieclips 110
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Y’all’s squirrel girl run (and this book specifically) are largely responsible for me getting back into comics as a grown up. Thank you 010
Reposted by elipixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168124502654
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026need a Primetime sequel where Pattinson plays 2026 Chris Hansen going full “im not owned!!” mode 121
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026why do I keep seeing headlines like “here’s 7 tips to make your writing seem more human.” bro its literally so easy, just be a human 010
Reposted by eliJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/09/2026padding the word count of my novel by adding "So anyways," to the front of every paragraph. obviously you can't really do that with the first paragraph of the book, but in all other cases it's fair game. if you can drop in the occasional "So basically what the whole deal is, is that," even better 35118292
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026(nic cage “im gonna steal the declaration of independence” voice) im gonna plant an herb garden 010
Reposted by eliLincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"the raw data of a novel" 🙃 The way AI evangelists talk about art is truly alien to me. (From a comment left on an article of mine.) 5049286
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“this generation is getting way better test scores” absolutely incredible 020
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026love when people are like “even if we disagree, I hope you’re getting out to vote today” like wtf are you talking about. why do you hope that 1521
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026My wife and I are just eating popcorn for dinner at least once a week now. It’s a problem 111
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 03/08/2026nothing more annoying than people who think they’re smart for knowing about tropes. I’m not really a bit bookstagram/booktok guy but I’ve always found it endearing how much that community celebrates tropes without patting themselves on the back for recognizing them 110
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I dont like them at all tbh but I don’t have time to be mad about it. He has green pants and a gun and that is ultimately what matters 110
Reposted by eliBaseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Ronald Acuña Jr. on stage during Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime performance via u/playalisticadillac 626764
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 03/02/2026“unfortunately photos can’t speak” brother they’re literally worth a thousand words 010
Reposted by eliSwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else 125120762865
Reposted by eliMax Read @maxread.info · 13/01/2026why did so many millennials read so many newspaper comics? easily 60 percent of my reading diet in elementary/middle school was collected editions of calvin and hobbes, farside, dilbert, peanuts, doonesbury (!), foxtrot (?!?) and i know im not alone. historically unique phenomenon 2982388192
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 16/12/2025people may be confusing this with “matching gifts” which often ARE done that way. if a nonprofit says “your gift will be doubled up to $5k” that usually means $5k has already been donated and doesn’t depend on your gift. that’s an entirely different scenario 000
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 16/12/2025there’s a common misconception that “the donation has already been made, the company just wants you to reimburse them”. this is false. when I’ve participated in these campaigns, we get a check for the total amount raised after the campaign ends 100
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 16/12/2025hearing that it's similar to way of water is the best news I could've heard today 130
eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I work in fundraising and have done a number of campaigns like this. the money donated actually goes to the cause, so don’t pretend your refusal to donate is some sort of anti-corporate activism 000