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@calamitytrain.bsky.social

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SFF writer | bird enjoyer | AMC A-Lister elismith.carrd.co

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/10/2026

this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted

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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

it’s 2026. how have we not invented one factor authentication yet

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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Nvm

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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

oh my god I love the atlanta braves

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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I would not hesitate to kill and eat Liberty Biberty

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Atlanta Braves

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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

need a Primetime sequel where Pattinson plays 2026 Chris Hansen going full “im not owned!!” mode

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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

why do I keep seeing headlines like “here’s 7 tips to make your writing seem more human.” bro its literally so easy, just be a human

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

padding the word count of my novel by adding "So anyways," to the front of every paragraph. obviously you can't really do that with the first paragraph of the book, but in all other cases it's fair game. if you can drop in the occasional "So basically what the whole deal is, is that," even better

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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

(nic cage “im gonna steal the declaration of independence” voice) im gonna plant an herb garden

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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"the raw data of a novel" 🙃 The way AI evangelists talk about art is truly alien to me. (From a comment left on an article of mine.)

If you put in the raw data that is needed to write this novel and all the ideas are yours what is wrong with having AI write it? All the foundation was yours. Maybe you're not that great of a writer, but hey you can sure craft a plot and storyline, build characters and design your own world. Yet the problem comes in putting it all together. Isn't that writers use to do before AI was hire GHOST writers to finish a manuscript?

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eli @calamitytrain.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

nothing more annoying than people who think they’re smart for knowing about tropes. I’m not really a bit bookstagram/booktok guy but I’ve always found it endearing how much that community celebrates tropes without patting themselves on the back for recognizing them

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

It's a shot from Kiki's Delivery Service but it's dim and dingy, kinda grey. Netflix style!

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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Ronald Acuña Jr. on stage during Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime performance via u/playalisticadillac

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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

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Max Read @maxread.info · 13/01/2026

why did so many millennials read so many newspaper comics? easily 60 percent of my reading diet in elementary/middle school was collected editions of calvin and hobbes, farside, dilbert, peanuts, doonesbury (!), foxtrot (?!?) and i know im not alone. historically unique phenomenon

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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Payakan

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