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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 34m

sorry they're calling you the bubsy 3D of the modern era

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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 1h

found this looking for a different old post and it made me laugh

Twitter post from me, quoting a Jordan post:
"Me stumbling out of an Arby's™️ bathroom after drunkenly falling asleep in there overnight"
Jordan's post: "tgjhf i amn a live"

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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 1h

Reminds me of the "1/2 bathroom" i saw in a listing, like my sibling in christ that's a quarter bathroom

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mimi | ooo eepy @mimickrii.com · 2h

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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 2h

Jordan and i starting Chud Chumps starting soon

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 16h

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 16/11/2024

fights in baki be like "BAKI, DON'T JUST CHARGE IN LIKE THAT" "wait, is he...? No, it can't be!!!" Narrator: Back in 19th century Rome, the first loaf of bread was baked with wheat, sugar, salt, flour, and eggs. This is when humans first discovered their true potential.

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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 10/01/2025

Addressing the Allegations:

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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 08/05/2026

Me, walking through tall grass in sinnoh: i sure hope this repel works That fuck ass cricket:

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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 3h

Listening to WotC. Every time Joseph says something is soy and follows it up with "I've of course never seen/done/heard it" proudly I wanna take a brick to his face

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 10h

Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this

My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 08/09/2026

Please Be More Perverted With Me

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/07/2023

Doctor: Great job, you've been born. You're a natural. Now, press [A] repeatedly to cry. Right, just like that. As a baby, crying is one of your most useful abilities

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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 15h

I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing

Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"

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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 13h

Spent money on a defensive driving course to renew the discount I get on insurance for that. They require facial verification. I've had it scanning this shot it took of me for half an hour with no progress. I'm gonna murder these fucks.

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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 14h

I uh. Kinda fuck REALLY heavy with Magnet Warrior Adamancipator. REALLY cool deck. Solid ass end board.

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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 14h

what if instead it was Three Mouses and they were blind and running after the farmer's wife?

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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 15h

Was behind this car with a custom "Alphamon" license plate earlier

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MTFistopheles 🏳️‍⚧️ @ourqueeninyellow.bsky.social · 17h

NAH NOT THE GESTAPO GRUMPS 😭😭😭

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MilkyBoxBoy @milkyboxboy.bsky.social · 18h

takes your money coven outside the kombini

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Cy; Your Cat Witch @witchycy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I got fired from my job almost a month ago and I’m really depressed If anyone wants to cheer me up, you can send me some dinner money 😞 www.paypal.me/cyanidesolar