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Homophonic Guy Directive

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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 11h
case of dilla
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 13h
ANYWAY. FUCK WITH ME.
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 15h
Lmfao lost R1 cause they saw fuwa in both games opening hands and my opening hand game 2 was THE SINGLE WORST HAND TO EXIST
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 18h
Bringing CrysTrains to BETB prerelease today. Fixed the list up after the regional performance. Seeing 2 sulfefnir sucks shit and honestly I only need 1, so. Put in a 3rd Sulfador. I'd rather see it over any other crystron monster. Left is new list, Right is old.
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 19h
SHE'S SO BAD DUDE OUGH
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 20h
50. You and I are Polar Opposites Genuinely one of the sweetest, cutest series I've ever watched in my life. Really warms my old, cold heart. I cried a lot watching it. :') Sad to see it go, but loved the journey.
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 20h
Bekfas :)
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 04/10/2026
i knew it
guy named horse eggs with a pfp of a horse hatching from an egg
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 03/10/2026
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 03/10/2026
Like. I really don't mean to gush over this as much as I am. But it's so cool how many lines you have to an end board that's REALLY solid. The ONE thing I wish I had in extra rn is like. Underworld Goddess or W:P Fancy Ball. Might cut something for one of those two.
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 03/10/2026
LIKE. I DID ALL OF THIS WITHOUT A NORMAL SUMMON, WHICH I USED AT THE END FOR GUARDIAN. THAT'S CRAZY.
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 03/10/2026
Testing more with this. The end board is so versatile depending on what you have in hand and what you reveal. 2 spell/trap negates, 2 monster negates, a quick effect banish, a monster bounce to top of deck, AND potentially a 3rd monster effect negate with the trap. Damn. Lots of interaction.
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 03/10/2026
Decided to just try out K9 decks in master duel's solo mode since it's more playable there. Did VS K9 and K9 Crystron. Out of 6 games vs the Fire King cpu behind the door in solo. I won. One game. So. I think these decks. Are kinda ass cheeks.
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 02/10/2026
found this looking for a different old post and it made me laugh
Twitter post from me, quoting a Jordan post:
"Me stumbling out of an Arby's™️ bathroom after drunkenly falling asleep in there overnight"
Jordan's post: "tgjhf i amn a live"
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 02/10/2026
Reminds me of the "1/2 bathroom" i saw in a listing, like my sibling in christ that's a quarter bathroom
literally a toilet in a closet
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 02/10/2026
I uh. Kinda fuck REALLY heavy with Magnet Warrior Adamancipator. REALLY cool deck. Solid ass end board.
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 02/10/2026
Was behind this car with a custom "Alphamon" license plate earlier
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 01/10/2026
Exciting news
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 01/10/2026
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 01/10/2026
Bro i didn't know they still make this shit, haven't had it since I was like, 5 - 10
OUCH! Bubble gum
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 30/09/2026
just add the sugar in now
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 29/09/2026
YO WE GOT VNS IN MASTER DUEL?
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 29/09/2026
trying hard not to cry laughing at work cause of this one
God forbid a white boy get a little Laotian
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 29/09/2026
gettin some good ads on insta
Shirt that says "She call me apple the way I be in cider"
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 27/09/2026
49. Digimon Beatbreak Kinda lost me a bit near the end tbh. Felt like it had no real misses until that point, however. Think it needed a couple more episodes to cook, but I enjoyed my time.
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 26/09/2026
DUDE
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 26/09/2026
POKÉMON REFERENCE⁉️⁉️⁉️
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 26/09/2026
It.... is time. Catskill Regional thread.
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 26/09/2026
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 26/09/2026
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 26/09/2026
SHE'S SO BAD, DUDE
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 25/09/2026
omw 2 get my ass kicked @ a regional card game event
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 25/09/2026
This is my final deck list. REALLY hope that making it 44 means seeing less bricks. But. We'll see. Deck's CRAZY consistent and good going first. If. It gets to play. We're just gonna hope for the best!
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
OH OH NO
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
122 chapters worth of hype to finally see this man truly perform and I'm PUMPED to see him in action.
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
what........ is happening...........................
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
BASED
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
Die One Trillion Deaths
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
what are we fucking doing, dude. come on.
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
there's absolutely no fucking way I went to test lunalight and the first duel is a fuckin mirror match. not a fucking shot in the entire goddamn world.
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
literally no words for this. twice in a row. same game. sure, man. I get the message loud and clear. i should just give up and stop playing.
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
ARE YOU FUCKING /KIDDING ME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW/?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I'M GOING FUCKING FIRST. I DON'T FUCKING NEED THIS! STOP FUCKING GIVING ME DOGSHIT GOING FUCKING FIRST HANDS GOD FUCKIGN DAMMIT WHY IS THIS GAME SUCH FUCKING HORSE SHIT
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
alright she kinda whips ass
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
I've heard about you...... freak man.........
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
CUUUUUTE
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
EMIT S'TI
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
he might be my favorite ngl
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
dude STOOOOOP I'm gonna cryyyyyyyy ;o;
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 24/09/2026
IT'S TIME
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