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@caffeinatedthot.bsky.social
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they/them mtg Modern/ Legacy/ Vintage player Denver Legacy Data Collection Project ask me about my garfield paintings dog fool

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alnc @alnica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how emails find me lately
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Dan Johnson, 💀Socialist💀 @coil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let's check in real quick on the locals
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
art by Brandon Crownover. Garfield holding a grinder next to a flock camera. the text reads “I Hate Mondays & Flock Cameras”
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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壺 @doskoi777.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
パラノマサイト FILE38 伊勢人魚物語
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Massiveface @massiveface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don’t know why. #garfield #mondays
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omo321 @omoidori.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 04/09/2026
“This would fix me” no bro! You have an undiagnosed autoimmune condition! Call your PCP! The fat MILF with former band geek glory will still be here to sit on you when you get back. Lock in, she’s only gonna get older and probably fatter!
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ⓢⓐⓡⓔ @navusare.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the black widow
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nothing has made me hate LLMs more than watching how my clients with developmental disabilities have developed extremely unhealthy attachments to them. it's truly tragic to see chatbots enabling people who genuinely just need help to be worse, more selfish and delusional people.
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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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brie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
dude my back is so sore fuuck (notices young women watching) not from being old no, it's because i lift heavy things. for work. thats right ladies, im employed too
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沁 @loika.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
absence
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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MissGevious @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 03/08/2026
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
e-collar fast-casual genderqueer hot yoga mom jeans
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death
Standing up guy by Norman Rockwell meme
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There are a lot of well-meaning guidelines on suicide prevention that frankly should not apply when the government is intentionally causing a suicide epidemic in a specific minority population.
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
3rd at the legacy MMS with BUG Doomsday, was looking for something that felt good against car and okay against UW and this was like...fine. I'm excited for Legacy after the car ban :) Thank u very much @lagenerica.bsky.social for scooping to me in Quarters. Decklist in alt text, matchups in reply
4 Brainstorm
1 Consider
4 Dark Ritual
4 Ponder
3 Thoughtseize
1 Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student
2 Veil of Summer
2 Daze
4 Flow State
2 Edge of Autumn
2 Thassa's Oracle
1 Witherbloom Charm
4 Doomsday
4 Force of Will 
2 Street Wraith
2 Lotus Petal 
1 Lion's Eye Diamond
1 Bayou
1 Cavern of Souls
1 Island
4 Misty Rainforest
4 Polluted Delta
1 Tropical Island
1 Undercity Sewers
3 Underground Sea
1 Verdant Catacombs 

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1 Engineered Explosives
2 Carpet of Flowers
1 Cling to Dust
2 Consign to Memory
1 Abrupt Decay
1 Bitter Triumph
4 Barrowgoyf
2 Force of Negation
1 Jace, Wielder of Mysteries
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 17/07/2026
“Are we the baddies?” but in an I’m Wearing Booty Shorts type of way
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こまちみゆた @comatimiyuta.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
うみねこ
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Nick Rempel @nrempel.com · 28/06/2026
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Ben McEntee @benmce.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Somewhere in the Marshes
Illustration of a Rough-skinned Newt drifting in an orange pond. There are rocks and an old dagger at the bottom of the pool
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
“Boston Strong” has intense proxy pro-monarchist vibes.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 04/06/2026
i’m sorry that i’m emotionally unstable it will happen again apparently for the rest of my life did you still want to see my dick
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Brainstorming
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pochy @pochowek.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Matej Kollár @smuggerby.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Cover for Esca - Thalassophobia Out now, go check it out 👉: escaband.bandcamp.com/album/thalas...
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 30/11/2025
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
happy holiday to all who celebrate
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red-white thing @sixwingedknight.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
gofund.me/4fe560602
gofund.me
Donate to Help Blake secure housing and healthcare, organized by Blake Rosalin
I'm Blake, a disabled trans woman with schizophrenia and type 1 diabetes. I've … Blake Rosalin needs your support for Help Blake secure housing and healthcare
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/04/2026
LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Resident Evil 2 is about 2 women fighting to be the one who finally combines the T virus and the G virus into the TG virus so they can be the one to make Leon wear the thigh-highs
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Fellas, is it brat to podcast?
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
When your sword is a square:
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management
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open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I saw the best minds of my generation produce high quality content for startups that laid them off on a zoom call
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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
JILL VALENTINE: Damn, we’re too late. Everyone here is dead. CHRIS REDFIELD: We need to establish a perimeter. Whatever did this may come back. HERBIE THE LOVE BUG: (concerned honking noises) CHRIS REDFIELD: Fuck, I hope not
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Scientist Mel @scientistmel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Gentle reminder…
A cartoon picture of a smoking cat

Text: PLEASE DON'T
EVER TRADE YOUR AUTHENTICITY FOR APPROVAL.
LET PEOPLE
DISLIKE YOU
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[adult suede] @suedeinbrackets.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Niel Ciceriga Where Is The Next Mouth Album The World Needs You
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
All smiles for the first day of spring!🐺🌻😁
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
top 8 with 'jeskai' tempo at a legacy 2.5k at @nrgesports.bsky.social today. Deck rules. I think the only change I'm making is -1 Murktide +1 Teferi. tournament highlight was stifling a Tamiyo Ult and winning the game afterward :^) matchups in reply @fireshoes.bsky.social appreciate u
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
top 8 with 'jeskai' tempo at a legacy 2.5k at @nrgesports.bsky.social today. Deck rules. I think the only change I'm making is -1 Murktide +1 Teferi. tournament highlight was stifling a Tamiyo Ult and winning the game afterward :^) matchups in reply @fireshoes.bsky.social appreciate u
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Lilith and the Weeping Wings- 2025
My art, digital. A glowing woman with a single antler floats in front of a giant goddess with wings on her face
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 14/03/2026
(therapist voice) lets pack that up. lets put that away and not think about it anymore.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
seal doing astral projection
painting of a seal doing astral projection on the beach
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
too many cards to add to this but I tried to stick to my roots. thoughtseize could just as well be cabal therapy
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Dirk Grundy, Sewer Clown @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 28/02/2026
Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."
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