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@caffeinatedthot.bsky.social
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they/them mtg Modern/ Legacy/ Vintage player Denver Legacy Data Collection Project ask me about my garfield paintings dog fool

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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what's got you feelin that way? feel free to dm
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alnc @alnica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how emails find me lately
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Dan Johnson, 💀Socialist💀 @coil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let's check in real quick on the locals
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
art by Brandon Crownover. Garfield holding a grinder next to a flock camera. the text reads “I Hate Mondays & Flock Cameras”
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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壺 @doskoi777.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
パラノマサイト FILE38 伊勢人魚物語
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Massiveface @massiveface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don’t know why. #garfield #mondays
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omo321 @omoidori.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 04/09/2026
“This would fix me” no bro! You have an undiagnosed autoimmune condition! Call your PCP! The fat MILF with former band geek glory will still be here to sit on you when you get back. Lock in, she’s only gonna get older and probably fatter!
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ⓢⓐⓡⓔ @navusare.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the black widow
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
one of our guys today, who's been increasingly isolating and barely wants to talk to anybody anymore, asked a new intern "want to meet my best friend in the world?" and just pulled up google Gemini on his laptop. it's indisputably his most common communication outlet. nobody else comes close.
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nothing has made me hate LLMs more than watching how my clients with developmental disabilities have developed extremely unhealthy attachments to them. it's truly tragic to see chatbots enabling people who genuinely just need help to be worse, more selfish and delusional people.
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
heard. thank you for summarizing I haven't had a lot of time to watch videos on here today
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
isn't this the 2nd time this has happened in the last year or so?
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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I just think samus and her evil goo doppelganger should have kissed
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brie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
dude my back is so sore fuuck (notices young women watching) not from being old no, it's because i lift heavy things. for work. thats right ladies, im employed too
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沁 @loika.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
absence
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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MissGevious @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 03/08/2026
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
bullets are stored in the balls
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
e-collar fast-casual genderqueer hot yoga mom jeans
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
otherworldly gaze eat your heart out
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death
Standing up guy by Norman Rockwell meme
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Medic Team Fortress 2: Happy Medic Monday
ALT: Medic Team Fortress 2: Happy Medic Monday
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There are a lot of well-meaning guidelines on suicide prevention that frankly should not apply when the government is intentionally causing a suicide epidemic in a specific minority population.
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
2-1 Eldrazi 👽🐴👽 1-2 Vroomsday 👽🐴🐴 2-1 Combo Affinity 👽🐴👽 2-1 Grixis Reanimator 🐴👽👽 ID UW Phelia Top8 Homie Scoop 0-2 UW Phelia🐴🐴 @fireshoes.bsky.social appreciate you goat
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
3rd at the legacy MMS with BUG Doomsday, was looking for something that felt good against car and okay against UW and this was like...fine. I'm excited for Legacy after the car ban :) Thank u very much @lagenerica.bsky.social for scooping to me in Quarters. Decklist in alt text, matchups in reply
4 Brainstorm
1 Consider
4 Dark Ritual
4 Ponder
3 Thoughtseize
1 Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student
2 Veil of Summer
2 Daze
4 Flow State
2 Edge of Autumn
2 Thassa's Oracle
1 Witherbloom Charm
4 Doomsday
4 Force of Will 
2 Street Wraith
2 Lotus Petal 
1 Lion's Eye Diamond
1 Bayou
1 Cavern of Souls
1 Island
4 Misty Rainforest
4 Polluted Delta
1 Tropical Island
1 Undercity Sewers
3 Underground Sea
1 Verdant Catacombs 

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1 Engineered Explosives
2 Carpet of Flowers
1 Cling to Dust
2 Consign to Memory
1 Abrupt Decay
1 Bitter Triumph
4 Barrowgoyf
2 Force of Negation
1 Jace, Wielder of Mysteries
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 17/07/2026
“Are we the baddies?” but in an I’m Wearing Booty Shorts type of way
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こまちみゆた @comatimiyuta.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
うみねこ
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Nick Rempel @nrempel.com · 28/06/2026
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Ben McEntee @benmce.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Somewhere in the Marshes
Illustration of a Rough-skinned Newt drifting in an orange pond. There are rocks and an old dagger at the bottom of the pool
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
“Boston Strong” has intense proxy pro-monarchist vibes.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 04/06/2026
i’m sorry that i’m emotionally unstable it will happen again apparently for the rest of my life did you still want to see my dick
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
happy birthday pabu!!!!
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Brainstorming
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pochy @pochowek.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Matej Kollár @smuggerby.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Cover for Esca - Thalassophobia Out now, go check it out 👉: escaband.bandcamp.com/album/thalas...
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 30/11/2025
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
happy holiday to all who celebrate
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red-white thing @sixwingedknight.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
gofund.me/4fe560602
gofund.me
Donate to Help Blake secure housing and healthcare, organized by Blake Rosalin
I'm Blake, a disabled trans woman with schizophrenia and type 1 diabetes. I've … Blake Rosalin needs your support for Help Blake secure housing and healthcare
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
the monkey is my good friend and does backflips every day of her life
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/04/2026
LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
either 3,000 people have already made this joke or it's worse than I thought
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ashe @caffeinatedthot.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Resident Evil 2 is about 2 women fighting to be the one who finally combines the T virus and the G virus into the TG virus so they can be the one to make Leon wear the thigh-highs
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Fellas, is it brat to podcast?
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
When your sword is a square:
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management
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