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Caelan Conrad

@caelan.bsky.social
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Journalist / Video Essayist // www.youtube.com/caelanconrad // Critically Reviewed Podcast: @respectthedead.bsky.social // Audio Drama: @welcometoisaiah.bsky.social - ko-fi.com/caelan <Got my PhD at a ghost school> <they/them>

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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 5h
I mean, no, the reason cops are disproportionately likely to say they believe rates of false allegations are higher than they are is because cops are disproportionately likely to do things that would make them the subject of allegations that are true
Most criminal justice experts estimate that 2 to 8 percent of sexual assault allegations are actually false. But law enforcement officers tend to assume the rate of false reporting is much higher—in part because police officers don't always receive training on how trauma can affect memory or behavior.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 3h
All animals are
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 3h
All lizards are terrible
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 3h
I don’t care what your liberal God Dr. Fauci thinks, dinosaurs are lizards and they always have been.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Adult Human Female" has never been the definition of a woman - despite what anti-feminists like J. K. Rowling and Donald Trump might claim. So why have TERFs decided to change the dictionary definition of woman? 🤔📖 youtu.be/UshXbhOuIL8
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 10h
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rudetuesday @rudetuesday.bsky.social · 22h
I appreciate Caelan's well-wielded sense of humor in these videos. The humor's kind, snarky, and people-caring.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 10h
If only TERFs could read.
YouTube comment:

 From the Oxford English dictionary: .1.a.
An adult female human being. The counterpart of man (see man n.1 I.4.).
Youre not only a brain dead liar, but a
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 17h
Hello Doctor
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 17h
My therapist (space purple translucent vape battery) says I’ve been coping really well.
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Fetish's Barely Disguised Author @lynnlandra.bsky.social · 23h
@caelan.bsky.social referenced my gender! Adult Human Toilet. I feel so seen. 🥰
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JK Rowling doesn't know what a woman is
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 23h
This starts right NOW
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lying to your children is a parents right
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This premieres tomorrow at 1pm EST turn on your silly little notifications.
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You'd think after ten years of doing this professionally I'd learn to resist the urge to seek out hate comments and bum myself out.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But where's the fun (self-harm) in that?!
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This premieres tomorrow at 1pm EST turn on your silly little notifications.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Adult Human Female" has never been the definition of a woman - despite what anti-feminists like J. K. Rowling and Donald Trump might claim. So why have TERFs decided to change the dictionary definition of woman? 🤔📖 youtu.be/UshXbhOuIL8
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
"What are we, a bunch of BROWN people?" This is white people doing white people shit. Y'all had picnics under our hanging bodies but sure ok. It's like the Taliban.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Silence bot
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“TikTok is great if you ignore the comments” I’m on social media. If I have to ignore all of the social part for it not to be a cesspool I might as well go watch Riverdale.
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Dr Alex Fitzpatrick @animalarchaeology.com · 09/10/2026
don’t you people get fucking tired of doing “what are we, a bunch of ASIANS?” about everything your shitty fucking country does
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 09/10/2026
american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
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Respect the Dead @respectthedead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The real life Warrens were monsters. The couple who inspired the smash hit "Conjuring" series of horror films, Ed and Lorraine Warren, were scammers, liars, and worst of all... predators. FT @caelan.bsky.social & @hoots.bsky.social
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We can all agree that the most important thing we can do is all to move on, but not change any of our ideals, behaviours that brought us to that day
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Your entire thread’s only argument relies on emotional reframing.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“1/22” Jesus Christ get a diary
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine if you, as a blowhard genocide denier, shut the fuck up and went back to Twitter with the other fascists?
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
given Annie Andrews' recent anti-trans ad, gonna re-up this recent essay/🧵:
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So that’s actually not parenting
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah you used to be able to be a woman if you wanted but now you have to be a they them 😔
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not many people know this but Mary Shelley was actually a woman.
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Vic! Perfecto @victorperfecto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To wit:
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Harry Potter did NOTHING for literacy
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
External sdd 🙏🏻
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you!!
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Actually empty! Because I put my millions of downloads in the cavernous unorganized folder for each video.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i think i might be a digital hoarder and im just testing the waters
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just deleted all my old google drive shit i've been keeping for no reason including my older video scripts. i feel insane and alive. what if i need this shit again? i dont care. i guess im just interesting and fun.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thanks! I can’t find anything on him finding Zionist institutions, could you link me to the source where you read that?
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Have children what? Like for dinner? That’s sick.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They’re not averse to cringe comedy, they just like to pretend Michael isn’t a monster and this episode lays bare that he’s not just cringe, he’s irredeemable. Couple that with seeing a bunch of really earnest and likable children’s lives ruined on screen and there’s no comedy to cushion the cringe.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do you have a source for either of these claims with any validated information?
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Over the past two weeks, I’ve been following the attempts to smear the Jane Doe in the Cornell University gang rape case and redirect blame from the seven fraternity men onto her. As usual, this campaign is built on a mountain of lies and misogyny. spitfirenews.com/p/cornell-ja...
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Debunking the smear campaign against the Cornell Jane Doe
Authorities, media outlets, and pundits are lying about this woman. But only her credibility is getting judged.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The centre of what, a Nazi crime denialism scandal?
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe they got flagged for breaking a bunch of YouTube policies so now they’re being way too extra careful ?
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can GUARANTEE you they don’t need to do that lol
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💕
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 07/10/2026
We genuinely need to declare war on the "professionals" gatekeeping trans healthcare.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know she didn’t mean (m)aggots
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why are they saying “grape” on Reddit? That cesspool has never censored anything.
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