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she/her. New England girl. engineer. filet o fish enjoyer. C++ enthusiast. I am the one for whom the bell tolls. 🏳️‍🌈

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bug @cactus.dev · 27/09/2026
My body is a machine that turns an entire tin of cinnamon altoids into a tummy ache
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WIRED @wired.com · 21/09/2026
WIRED asked 634 women what they really think about working in tech. They told us about harassment, bias, unequal treatment, and the everyday indignities that still shape life in the industry. 🔗 www.wired.com/story/women-...
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bug @cactus.dev · 21/09/2026
Turtles is bugs
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bug @cactus.dev · 21/09/2026
farting in a thong
A trumpet mute
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Ed Balls @officialedballs.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Ed Balls
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bug @cactus.dev · 10/09/2026
Cozied up, in my blankie era
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bug @cactus.dev · 23/07/2026
Werewoke
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bug @cactus.dev · 15/07/2026
Death penalty for whoever chose the wordle today.
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bug @cactus.dev · 02/07/2026
Boredom got me wondering if sriracha is good on vanilla ice cream
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
im actually really nice if you keep me away from everyone that im mean to
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bug @cactus.dev · 26/06/2026
I get that shaving the our legs is some misogyny or whatever, and I'm all for never shaving them, but sometimes it's worth it just for the ✨smooth✨
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bug @cactus.dev · 25/06/2026
In my mind palace thinking about Zurg and Buzz making out in a crowded bar
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bug @cactus.dev · 09/06/2026
"Hon" or "hun:" the eternal debate in my head
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bug @cactus.dev · 08/06/2026
Life update: ordered shaving cream
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bug @cactus.dev · 06/06/2026
My life is a souls-like and my god am I bad at parrying ‼️
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bug @cactus.dev · 04/06/2026
My hot take is that reclamation of slurs is not real and doesn't work and that some words are just evil words and good people shouldn't use them.
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bug @cactus.dev · 19/05/2026
Just a little something to take the edge off 😔🥀
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Hana Dus�kov� 🏳️‍🌈 @hanicka.net · 17/05/2026
This is how you can spend a lot of compute without touching any slop and also show a cute sneak-peak of C++29:
Snippet containing following code:

consteval {
	constexpr std::string checksum = cthash::sha3_256(
      std::embed(
        std::source_location::current().file_name()
      )
    ).final() | base64url;
  
	static_assert(checksum == "r7keMbld38TMWxee6G5O2dXVaBsP7rFbIflWTAN0nQE");
}
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 24/05/2025
stupid horse i just filed for divorce
jordaan mason in the white dress and boots with the horse mask and gun
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I love being surveilled 😍
Meme: data center background, animated skeleton, multicolored text reads “ever since I was a child I wanted to have my data collected and stored by a third party”
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bug @cactus.dev · 13/05/2026
Sometimes I think life would be simpler if I simply failed the Bechdel test irl
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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The worst part about getting out of bed is getting out of bed
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bug @cactus.dev · 16/04/2026
I endured a horrifying ordeal today and I barely survived to tell the tale (I heard my own voice in a recording)
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
bigfoot is just normalsizedfoot to people with big feet
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bug @cactus.dev · 13/04/2026
Thinking of getting into sports. To be one of those people who comes to the office and talks about My Team, beefing with others over The Game.. magical
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bug @cactus.dev · 02/04/2026
I sent a pic of a spider to a new friend and she freaked out. I'm not sure this is gonna work out
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bug @cactus.dev · 31/03/2026
Hangnails are evidence that god does not exist
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bug @cactus.dev · 23/03/2026
Good morning
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bug @cactus.dev · 21/03/2026
I'm gonna donate my body to science, but not human science. Gonna donate this fucker to nuclear physics
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bug @cactus.dev · 18/03/2026
NyQuil should have THC and alcohol in it, imagine the world we're missing out on
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bug @cactus.dev · 15/03/2026
Using my little screen in front of the big screen just like god intended
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bug @cactus.dev · 12/03/2026
I ate gummy bears on my birthday and now my tummy has hurt for 18 hours since then
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bug @cactus.dev · 03/03/2026
Going to work because home can't hurt me there
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bug @cactus.dev · 28/02/2026
I just need a freaking nap
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bug @cactus.dev · 26/02/2026
The world is unfair and cruel to queer people and it's fucking exhausting to exist in
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Michelle Bruton @michellebruton.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
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bug @cactus.dev · 18/02/2026
The Counterpart is an astonishingly fucking good book. Gold Hills series highly recommended. Mob drama, lesbian romance, violence, a plot that twists so much it doubles back on itself, kinky lesbian sex, more violence, and a feel good ending. Ruby Landers outdid herself!
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bug @cactus.dev · 15/02/2026
I immediately scoffed when I saw chick fil a had a heart shaped tray of nuggets for Valentine's Day. "What kind of idiot would want that?" I thought. Me. I'm that kind of idiot. I want that. That is my love language.
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bug @cactus.dev · 14/02/2026
L character, presented without comment
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bug @cactus.dev · 07/02/2026
hey babe, wanna spoon on the beanbag?
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
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bug @cactus.dev · 04/02/2026
I can finally use the bathroom at work after almost 5 months 🥹😭
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Been crying a lot about dinosaurs lately if anyone’s wondering how my mental health is.
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bug @cactus.dev · 03/02/2026
In my coughing-up-stuff era
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bug @cactus.dev · 28/01/2026
AI is a huge game changer for the most unemployed person you know
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bug @cactus.dev · 27/01/2026
I'm starting to think USB is kinda cool... I mean, it even has TMC for 488.2-style instruments, and you can do really high speeds... but on the other hand, god gave us FireWire, and he saw that it was good. Or whatever they say in genesis. I dunno I just like IEEE 1394 ok sue me
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
new trade deal: you give me everything i want i sit there and look pretty
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bug @cactus.dev · 22/01/2026
You died before you got to meet the real me, and that hurts more than anything else
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𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
My country is an insane, kleptocratic, kakistocratic, fascist hellhole but only because of like 30% of its people. Our leader is one of the dumbest in history and losing what little was left. Majority party too evil and cowardly to stop him when just like 4 of them could. And I have to go to work?
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