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she/her. New England girl. engineer. filet o fish enjoyer. C++ enthusiast. I am the one for whom the bell tolls. 🏳️‍🌈

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bug @cactus.dev · 27/09/2026
My body is a machine that turns an entire tin of cinnamon altoids into a tummy ache
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WIRED @wired.com · 21/09/2026
WIRED asked 634 women what they really think about working in tech. They told us about harassment, bias, unequal treatment, and the everyday indignities that still shape life in the industry. 🔗 www.wired.com/story/women-...
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bug @cactus.dev · 21/09/2026
Turtles is bugs
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bug @cactus.dev · 21/09/2026
farting in a thong
A trumpet mute
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Ed Balls @officialedballs.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Ed Balls
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bug @cactus.dev · 10/09/2026
Cozied up, in my blankie era
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bug @cactus.dev · 02/08/2026
Tbfh sometimes I don't want to think so maybe I ought to marry this guy
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bug @cactus.dev · 23/07/2026
Werewoke
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bug @cactus.dev · 15/07/2026
Death penalty for whoever chose the wordle today.
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bug @cactus.dev · 11/07/2026
I've chosen to take this literally
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bug @cactus.dev · 02/07/2026
Boredom got me wondering if sriracha is good on vanilla ice cream
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
im actually really nice if you keep me away from everyone that im mean to
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bug @cactus.dev · 26/06/2026
I get that shaving the our legs is some misogyny or whatever, and I'm all for never shaving them, but sometimes it's worth it just for the ✨smooth✨
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bug @cactus.dev · 25/06/2026
In my mind palace thinking about Zurg and Buzz making out in a crowded bar
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bug @cactus.dev · 10/06/2026
Two truths and a lie
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bug @cactus.dev · 10/06/2026
Too on the nose? (I almost posted cute anime jumping spider girl, but this seemed funnier sorry everyone for what I've done)
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bug @cactus.dev · 09/06/2026
"Hon" or "hun:" the eternal debate in my head
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bug @cactus.dev · 08/06/2026
Life update: ordered shaving cream
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bug @cactus.dev · 06/06/2026
My life is a souls-like and my god am I bad at parrying ‼️
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bug @cactus.dev · 04/06/2026
My hot take is that reclamation of slurs is not real and doesn't work and that some words are just evil words and good people shouldn't use them.
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bug @cactus.dev · 23/05/2026
I am constantly trying to convince the company that I should be allowed to order my boards with pink solder mask but they keep refusing cuz it's more expensive 😭😭😭 so instead I sneak hearts onto the board
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bug @cactus.dev · 19/05/2026
Just a little something to take the edge off 😔🥀
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Hana Dus�kov� 🏳️‍🌈 @hanicka.net · 17/05/2026
This is how you can spend a lot of compute without touching any slop and also show a cute sneak-peak of C++29:
Snippet containing following code:

consteval {
	constexpr std::string checksum = cthash::sha3_256(
      std::embed(
        std::source_location::current().file_name()
      )
    ).final() | base64url;
  
	static_assert(checksum == "r7keMbld38TMWxee6G5O2dXVaBsP7rFbIflWTAN0nQE");
}
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 24/05/2025
stupid horse i just filed for divorce
jordaan mason in the white dress and boots with the horse mask and gun
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bug @cactus.dev · 18/05/2026
This was exactly my problem with Kingdom Come Deliverance II. I don't know that I ever actually said it when people asked why I hated the game, but I just can't get over how unrelatable that guy is. I was just cringing the entire time. Plus the combat sucks.
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I love being surveilled 😍
Meme: data center background, animated skeleton, multicolored text reads “ever since I was a child I wanted to have my data collected and stored by a third party”
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bug @cactus.dev · 13/05/2026
Sometimes I think life would be simpler if I simply failed the Bechdel test irl
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bug @cactus.dev · 12/05/2026
My Goodreads is so biased as to be worthless, I think my average rating for a book is like 4.9 stars or something 😬
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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The worst part about getting out of bed is getting out of bed
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bug @cactus.dev · 16/04/2026
I endured a horrifying ordeal today and I barely survived to tell the tale (I heard my own voice in a recording)
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bug @cactus.dev · 13/04/2026
Tbh this is one of the best things about hanging out with my aroace coworkers.. I just know they'll never say something weird
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
bigfoot is just normalsizedfoot to people with big feet
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bug @cactus.dev · 13/04/2026
Thinking of getting into sports. To be one of those people who comes to the office and talks about My Team, beefing with others over The Game.. magical
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bug @cactus.dev · 09/04/2026
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bug @cactus.dev · 04/04/2026
I have never heard any of the above and I'm in New England idk
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bug @cactus.dev · 03/04/2026
Noted
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bug @cactus.dev · 02/04/2026
I sent a pic of a spider to a new friend and she freaked out. I'm not sure this is gonna work out
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bug @cactus.dev · 01/04/2026
I was so invisible today I forgot to make the funny tdov joke I had planned for work 😣
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bug @cactus.dev · 31/03/2026
Hangnails are evidence that god does not exist
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bug @cactus.dev · 31/03/2026
This image made me angry
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bug @cactus.dev · 27/03/2026
I discovered I actually really enjoy romances and not the stuff I used to enjoy when I was younger and this opened up a whole new world...
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bug @cactus.dev · 26/03/2026
I hate ur dumb hair and how perfect it is and I hate how you look pretty in your pictures and I hate your stupid awesome piercings and I hate- Did I do it right
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bug @cactus.dev · 25/03/2026
I've just accepted this about myself and it is on others to accept me, life is too short to be writing essays in texts instead of 4 unreadable fragments of nearly-English bullshit
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bug @cactus.dev · 23/03/2026
Good morning
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bug @cactus.dev · 21/03/2026
I'm gonna donate my body to science, but not human science. Gonna donate this fucker to nuclear physics
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bug @cactus.dev · 18/03/2026
NyQuil should have THC and alcohol in it, imagine the world we're missing out on
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bug @cactus.dev · 15/03/2026
Trust me, I'd prefer if mine were straight haha it kinda sucks to deal with daily
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bug @cactus.dev · 15/03/2026
Using my little screen in front of the big screen just like god intended
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bug @cactus.dev · 15/03/2026
Love the waves girl!!! They look great on you 🙂‍↕️
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bug @cactus.dev · 15/03/2026
Princess Bride tape 😍
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