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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 10h
John William Waterhouse (1847-1917) British “ Envious Circe” 1892 Oil in canvas 180 x 37 cm Art gallery of South Australia. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Zé Burnay @zeburnay.bsky.social · 17h
Malignant Crown
A malignant crown on an elk
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 17h
Some of my favorite pages from Luxury Ball (2016)
Cover of the Luxury Ball zine. Roselia in a flowing formal gown, sitting on a pokeball, with the words “Luxury Ball” in aggressively loopy cursive. James from the Pokemon anime in heels and a strapless sequin dress, sitting on top of his partner Weezing. Deoxys in its speed an attack forms. Deoxys speed wears a form-fitting romper with a cape, Deoxys attack wears pearl earrings and tiara and a flowing single-shoulder dress. Sableye wears a cowl dress and several jeweled accessories. She’s sitting on top of a Probobass, who seems unbothered.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 23h
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nah man she was with me the whole time and I'll testify to that in court, so
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 01/10/2026
There’s this weird phenomena that, best I can tell, is only on Bluesky, but is people certain that “no one told Harris and Walz to stop saying ‘weird’, that’s a myth.” It’s not, and there’s named sources in CNN articles about, from August 2024.
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 30/09/2026
I’ve been asked to weigh in on the debate over whether to bring an iced coffee to an interview. It doesn't matter. Iced coffee is NOT why it's hard to land a job right now, and it's NOT why Gen Z can't get ahead. Our economy is rigged. We need to change that.
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even a terrible translation needs that human touch to be memorable.
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ミズノシンヤ/mzn @mznbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ロボ!
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
SHE IS ALL BUT QUEEN www.oneletterwords.com/weblog/?id=8...
"She rules this earth and conquers the air, the herpicide girl! with herpicide hair.  She is all but queen."  From the Duluth Evening Herald, 1911
Advertisement Illustrated with a black and white image of a stylish woman piloting a very early airplane cloth wings no cockpit
Herpicide was a hair tonic meant to get rid of dandruff and prevent baldness
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Fiona the Gayest Tiefling @thatgaytiefling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man it sure is weird all these rogue promptings are getting the AI companies more data and not for example deleting their own data. It sure is weird that the outcomes are indistinguishable from the companies just hacking other companies for data and then lying about it. Truly a mystery.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Privaty Business @wanwanattack.qtbrewer.moe · 28/09/2026
Genuinely, this completely rules
-Recently, the game has been going viral on X for its beautiful undressing animations. I’ve even read in one of your previous interviews that the development team practiced stripping themselves as reference for the undressing animations. What was the process behind making the animations actually like?

Matsui:

I’d love to know how far that story has spread. It’s true.

First, we write a plot for each undressing scene, then draw storyboards, exactly as the original team did. Then the real work begins, because the animation is essentially all keyed by hand. A designer moves the clothing’s 3D model, frame by frame, manually. It really is pretty much like the claymation method I mentioned.

We did try automating it with physics simulation first, but it was a total failure. The cloth moved in a physically correct way, but had absolutely no allure. We learned a profound lesson: accuracy and sensuality are two unrelated properties. In the end, we accepted that humans would have to do all of it.

Then VR adds its own weight. In a normal game, if something becomes awkward, you can cut away or swap models between scenes. In VR, the player can look from any angle at any time, so none of those tricks are available. The same model has to undress convincingly no matter where you’re standing. When I described this to a designer at another studio, he said, “I would never do that.” I’ve chosen to take it as a compliment.And then, yes, the part you’ve read about. The undressing motions themselves use motion capture, but the deeper problem was that nobody actually knew the correct rhythm and order in which a person takes off clothes. So, the directors gathered and undressed themselves as reference. “That zipper is coming down too fast.” “She’d pause once before slipping her shoulder out.” These were serious, sober discussions. For compliance reasons, the Super Real Mahjong Venus Returns team works in a walled-off section of our office – and that was the moment those walls truly earned their keep.
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Em-vira, Mistress of the Dark @spacequeenemily.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Cohost of the podcast pmcTRILOGY: every year my wife posts this so that a bunch of anime youths can see it and every year they think it's realYOUNG GENDO IKARI: Every year my wife posts this so that a bunch of anime youths can see it and every year they think it's real.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 27/09/2026
God at His computer
God at His computer
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
The Great American Bubble Machine - Molly Crabapple, 2013 www.mollycrabapple.com/fine-art/she...
A fairy made of bubbles wearing a squid for a hat floats above a crowd of fat cats in top hats all busily inflating.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Self-Portrait as a Great Heap — Julie Heffernan, 2009 Oil on canvas www.julieheffernan.net
 At the center of the painting is the artist holding an apple in front of her. coming out of her head and trailing down her back is a sort of wickerwork. At first glance it looks like a big 18th century-style wig. the heap that she stands in the middle of is made of fruit and game — these are classic  subjects for European still life painting. 
*Game* is, to be specific, dead animals: dead birds, dead deer, dead rabbits. in the background behind her are trees, a river and Greenery. in that landscape there are a bunch of men shooting  all over. (One man isn't shooting he's down his hands and knees sniffing a bush.) on the left there are some trash cans with limbs sticking out of them. In the air there is a burning airplane. on the right there two naked men wrestling like Hercules and Anteus. one is in a bear hug being lifted in the air — losing his power when he loses contact with the Earth.
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An old comic from 2021 about being an alien
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
found a sketch from 2020 like duh I didn’t even need to reference the suit chart this shit explains itself
Another illustration of the suit matchups for SRPMM, they are arranged differently but have the same relations. Additionally, a second set of images showing that the puppy knight would beat the skeleton bishop, and the mustard pauper would lose to the mustard queen (suits take priority over rank, and rank only settles suit-ties)
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cactuarjoe.bsky.social @cactuarjoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think half of Zuckerberg's problem is that, every time he comes up with some Fucking Stupid Idea he goes on camera and goes, "Hey, the rubes'll NEVER get what we're doing with THIS one! Check it out, we're totally gonna pull one over on 'em!" Like, the targets of your con are watching, dickshit.
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I LOVE YOU SENSHI. YOU JUST GET IT
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I finished the lineart for this witch and her crazy hat:
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🇺🇾 Gissel Escudero 📚 ✍️🎨 @gisselescudero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also, there's no fucking need to produce art faster. It's not food. If an animated movie, or a book, or a music album takes five years to make, then so be it. "We need to make it faster" is a capitalistic mindset, and it's there to benefit the owners of corporations, not the workers/customers.
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
S i g h .
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Scene from the TV show MASH showing a conversation between two men wearing surgical masks. One is surgeon Hawkeye Pierce. the other, wearing a silver cross around his neck and a purple stole over his shoulders, is a Chaplain, Father Mulcahy 

Hawkeye: War isn't hell. War is war and hell is hell, and of the two, war is a lot worse. 

Fr. Mulcahy: How do you figure that, Hawkeye? 

Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?

Fr. Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe. 

Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell, but war is chock full of them: Little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for a few of the top brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
alright, i'll stop making fun of banksy
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I kinda went wild on this one haha 💕
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sick of creeps and bullies ruling over everything.
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Simon Roy @simonroy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
back in 2016 i made a mesoamerican riff on the oneill cylinder/bernal sphere in "HABITAT"- i love every mossy tube city in space
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 24/09/2026
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember: if you saw something, no you didn't
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Armored Revenant Lineart:
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Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
80 hours of embroidery! This aerial landscape is directly inspired by Dartmoor and I'd say I have another 30-ish hours to go? I'm now starting to fill in the fields for the sheep, the tor area will be done last as I'm still deciding whether I want a slope or not 😅 I hope you like it! #art
An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial-view landscape. It depicts a moorland scene in a range of green shades, about 70% completed.
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never before has a turtle turtled this hard. Zoom in and appreciate The Foot
A fantastic painted turtle stands on a snag in a stream. Turtle has a smooth black carapace with bright red edges. Its neck and legs are a glorious riot of yellow racing stripes. It has its neck fully extended staring at the sky and the back right leg and foot are completely extended. This is an epic pose by a creature at the peak of its powers.
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope things get better.
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love to witness the mass loss of privacy rights across the world and directly perceive a big part of it turning out to be for reducing legal hurdles to gambling advertising
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 23/09/2026
Art by • Kilian Eng
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lady knight sketch:
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Solivagant @wanderingsag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stonehenge celebrations for Autumn Equinox sunrise today 22rd September 2026
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 06/02/2025
Art by • Celina
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ATTENTION, NERDS ANOTHER DINO-MUMMY HAS BEEN FOUND IN THE HELL CREEK FORMATION IT IS A T-REX AND THE PALEONTOLOGISTS WORKING ON IT ARE TEASING INDISPUTABLE EVIDENCE OF FEATHERS THIS IS NOT A DRILL www.youtube.com/shorts/PQ0dg...
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Rex Jr | A T. Rex Mummy May Reignite the Feather Debate #animals #dinosaur #evolution #fossil
YouTube video by Zeke Darwin
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Milkyblood - looking for art job @milkyblood.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
beholder doodle
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pixie muledonkey ♥ @pixiemuledonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Inktober 🤝 NaNoWriMo destroying their own annual creative community event
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
General reminder, gang: @cartoonist.coop has multiple pages of tutorials on building your own site. Do not sign your productive output over to corporations who consider you acceptable collateral damage in their pursuit of profit. cartoonist.coop/resources/
cartoonist.coop
RESOURCES – CARTOONISTS UNITED
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
I must once again emphasize that if you are putting art on the internet, you need your own website in case some fucking management ghoul decides the platform they paid too much money for isn't worth how much they paid for it
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Wait, politics are REAL?!"
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Miss Kimmi Kitty Mama @miss-kimmi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Balloon art by Masayoshi Matsumoto.
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