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Desert Bus for Hope 🚌 #DB2026 OCTOBER 23rd @desertbus.org · 13/10/2026
Desert Bus for Hope 2026 starts on October 23rd at 4PM PDT, and here's the volunteers that will be helping throughout our weeklong run!
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy indigenous peoples day!
Fuck Christopher Columbus.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
maybe i'm old fashion but the coolest thing about video games is being taken to new worlds that i hadn't thought up and experiencing something exciting that the artists behind the game want to show me
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Can you explain to me like a 5 yrs old ?

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@nikitabier • 2h

Every video game -- and every piece of software -- will be personalized exactly to your preferences.
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Brock (Bv310) @bv310.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Prepping content for D&D Club for the students is giving me the itch to play some good simple Dungeons and Dragons. I haven't rolled a d20 to swing a sword in *AGES*
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jordynne, final girl 🔜magiccon atlanta @sick1y.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a High Tide raises all boats support unions unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu... actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
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Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!
The Dungeons & Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the fo...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
It's very clear that companies are generating racist and sexist controversy as a brand strategy, e.g., Sydney Sweeney, Converse.
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wonder if my life would be improved with a sick orb.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
104 years ago today, Charles Montgomery Burns was born. Go to hell, you old bastard! #TheSimpsons
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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AdrianVG @adrianvg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Still thinking about the Bongo Dolphin.
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
For Americans this is a trade war. For Canadians it's existential. Joking about making them the 51st state and saying their consent doesn't matter tends to do that. Good politicians make it easy for the other side to say yes. This made it impossible.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Brock (Bv310) @bv310.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The catering is to die for
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Andrew Nadeau @theandrewnadeau.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I put together the ultimate triathlon relay team. It’s me, a cheetah, and a dolphin. The only problem is the dolphin is really fucking us up on the bike section.
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Drew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Congratulations to Spain for putting up with a truly hilarious amount of Argentinian bullshit
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Sara Century @saracentury.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I understand that it sucks to have to read a book you didn't choose as a kid but when people are like 40 and still going, "well assigned reading turned me off from reading" it's like, ok but you're 40. No one has assigned you a book in like 20 years.
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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 17/07/2026
Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”
A poster for Shrek Rave with a giant green laser 3d head of Shrek wearing sunglasses. The text below says “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
god he's so fucking good
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Brock (Bv310) @bv310.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
In one of those weird periods where it seems like everything is going bad. It'd be nice to have one thing going well to take the sting out, but nope.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The White Sox are celebrating the 1983 team today The graphics match the era! Love things like this
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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The #InfiniteRumble starts NOW! WATCH it LIVE: www.twitch.tv/eviluno www.youtube.com/live/VQQor1a... DONATE to FIGHTING BACK: tiltify.com/@fighting-ba... #MysteryWrestling
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EvilUno - Twitch
Mystery Wrestling & Fighting Back present The Infinite Rumble | 24 HOUR CHARITY WRESTLING EVENT
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
PERSONA 6 ANNOUNCED
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𐕣 Ally the Unholy 𐕣 (ᴰⁱᵐ ᴹᵃᵏ) @allydoesthings.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
if you cant bust a nut to a 43 year old suburban house mom then thats a skill issue homie
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Brock (Bv310) @bv310.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Luke Perry's son out here casually committing murder, as one does in a wrestling match. (Mark got better)
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M SiFEAR @msipher.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The absolute refusal to change one's mind and inability to understand that people can change and grow and learn and it's not a bad thing sure seems to be a running theme with conservative dipshits. Nope, they were Always Right
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Cam Rogers @camrogers.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 23/05/2026
Starbucks done EFFED up in Korea. Bad. May 18th just passed, Democratic Movement Day, when rose up after the military dictatorship sent tanks to mass-murder citizens. Some inappropriately call it "Tank Day." Starbucks commemorated Tank Day with a sale on tank tumblers. It gets much worse...
A Starbucks add that says 5/18: Tank Day! Slam it on your desk! And features a selection of coffee tumblers.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It’s weird how booing AI has completely broken some commencement speakers. They’ve gone from, “You can do anything if you put your mind to it” to “Shut up and eat shit, fuckers. Being here is supposed to make ME feel good, not you.”
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QuestLog @questlog.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"A thousand years ago is also right now, and in this infinite heartbeat, his loved ones are dead, and they are also alive. 'Time is not linear,' sing Louis's electrons. 'You will always be with your family on a patio in July.'" www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/thir...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a promo image for Imitation Crab, an affable crab holding a microphone. Text on the panel says: LIVE COMEDY SHOW. Panel 2: the Imitation Crab is on stage standing in a spotlight with a wig and face paint to look like the Joker. It says, “you wanna know how I got these claws?” Panel 3: two friends are sitting in the audience at a table in the dimly lit nightclub. One leans to the other and asks, “you paid for these tickets?” The other, with his head in his hand, replies, “I won them at work.”
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026
We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Richard Dawson @dawsonsweek.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is a great look at the mess #Eurovision has got itself into by allowing Israel to participate this year.
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How Israel Turned Eurovision’s Stage Into a Soft Power Tool
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Bengineering @bengineeringtv.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Dude why does everything cost money
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
IM CRY LAUGHING
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 06/05/2026
speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time
Kepler: "What if the earth orbits the sun"
Tycho: "What if your wife orbits my dick"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Thanos mocks a beat-down Captain America, “give up yet?” Panel 2: Doctor Strange begins to open a portal. Spider-Man appears beat up. Through bleeding teeth and a black eye, Captain America replies, “Not while we have…” Panel 3: Thanos, gobsmacked, exclaims, “Maya Angelou!?” Indeed, there she is - Maya Angelou, T-posing and floating stoically through the open portal.
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Andrew Alan Johnson @andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Remembering a conversation with a Russian graduate student about games. HIM: So what's your favorite game? ME: Disco Elysium. HIM: Really? Are you sure you get it? I don't understand how an American can understand that game. ME: I'm divorced. HIM: Ah ok. Yes, I see.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Nevermind
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a (presumed) scientist is seated at a table next to a giant ground sloth. There is a an iPod connected to a speaker on the table (Note to Gen Z and Gen Alpha readers: an iPod is a pocket size portable electronic device on which you can download and play music, but which typically does not have the ability to access the internet or take phone calls.) The scientist says, “Giant ground sloth, you’ve been un-extincted. Do you have any questions?” Panel 2: the ground sloth remarks on the music playing from the iPod, which is shown to be Nirvana’s hit album “Nevermind”. It says, “this band rocks! They still tour?” Panel 3: the scientists face contorts with emotion as he gently rests his hand on the giant paw of the ground sloth.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant elemental being made out of plants and vegetation stands, arms outstretched, in front of a small crowd of people. It says, “Humans! I am the spirit of all plant matter!” Panel 2: the elemental being solemnly continues, “You may call me… George Bush.” Panel 3: the crowd of people is standing around looking at each other awkwardly, unsure how to respond.
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The Doom That Came to Aram @rawfishandbeer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
In 1970 a kid got a lawn dart in the head and they were off the shelves the next day. Today, "AI" software will reliably tell kids how to plan their suicides and school shootings and none of the monsters who built it are held accountable. This is indefensible.
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Brock (Bv310) @bv310.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If I'm truly separated from caring about money, I'm opening a small coffee shop and roastery with a board game section, setting up in a quiet college neighbourhood, and spending the rest of my life doing that and offering workshops at a local high school.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Something instead of nothing
Comic strip, page 1: a chimpanzee is using sign language to communicate to a zookeeper, “Why is there something instead of nothing?” The zookeeper laughs to his colleagues, “He wants another banana!” The other zoo workers are cracking up hysterically behind him.Page 2: Later, the main zookeeper is in a dark room filled with TVs displaying security footage of the zoo animals. He is soaking wet in a raincoat, staring solemnly at the screen which shows the chimpanzee. The zookeeper reaches down to press a large red button on the desk beneath the screen display.Page 3: from inside the chimpanzee exhibit, we see the security gate open. The chimpanzee wander through and exits the building to a dark, rainy street corner. He extends his arms and lets the rain fall onto him.Page 4: the chimpanzee is in the backseat of a cab, driving somewhere else in the city at night. The final panel is the chimpanzee at checkout in a grocery store with a huge pile of bananas. The clerk looks mildly shocked.
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