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Nose Stuck in a Book Blog @nsiabblog.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
No truer words #booksky
Book buying is a hobby entirely unrelated to book reading
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
in my homunculus era
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
a muni bus is a kind of bug. to me
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
putting the word witch on a high shelf until white women can be normal about it
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
big fan of fermentation
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
the bible was actually invented for queer people to bastardize and reclaim wrong
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
the entirety of gerudo town could have their way with me
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BOO! k HistoriAAAH 🎃 @book-historia.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever
A book drawn by a child, showing a swaddled baby in a bed captioned “When I was a baby, I was evil”
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Doctor The Frog @skipbidder.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
Apparently, I used the phrase "out of spoons" when talking to my mother. Apparently, she wasn't aware of the metaphorical use. I just got these in the mail.
A dozen or so teaspoons in plastic bags.
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
A cybertruck came through the drive thru today at work all the teenage girls I work with mocked it and the driver nature is healing 😌
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
i don’t know, this shirt might be a little too short, but what do yall think?
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
cuuuuuteeee oh my gosh
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
stupid bastard muni driver made direct eye contact with me crossing the street to get to his train and drove off anyways so i’m evil now
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 09/04/2024
it's called great Britain and not good Britain for the same reason that you can call something a great tragedy but not a good tragedy
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
The Illusion of Free Choice meme
a cow stands in front of a divided hallway, the two paths are labeled "$7 coffee" and "coffee made at home" both end in the same place labelled "coffee made by a faggot"
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
u giving head prayer style or sniper
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
in the last ten minutes i’ve walked past a Whole Sandwich sat naked on a stair and an opened but Nearly Full beer. i am being Haunted by a Well Meaning but Confused Angel
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 04/04/2024
everyone cheers when they hear the sausage is from MEAT LLC
1lb of frozen pork chorizo sausage from the food pantry, from MEAT LLC
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
FREE MY GIRL!!!
When Woods was told that several officers were
allergic to bees, she said "Oh, you're allergic?
Good," according to the report.
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
You claim to support trans people and yet you wont give me a little kiss on the forehead. Curious
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
Breaking News: birds are real
A sign that says: caution active birds

Birds are active and my fly nearby or land near you
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
reskeet to give a trans woman a little treat
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 04/04/2024
it wasn’t even her home btw. this was all solidarity. what an absolute queen. 🥲
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
i came here to smonk weag and jank off and baby I'm all outta weag
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
just saw a little green guy and a little green gal running around beneath a silver disc on my lawn
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
He's sleepy...
A girl watches Snoopy yawn. Text reads: "Snoopy just yawned haha so cute".
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 31/03/2024
FYI this is originally from a tweet by a Jewish Trans writer named Julian K Jarboe. Here's the original: "God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason he made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine: because he wants humanity to share in the act of creation."
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
being lightly dommed by the build a bear employee when she tells me to kiss the little heart thingie before we put it in the bear
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
reverse striptease where i throw you a shirt to put on
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/03/2024
the supreme court is bad folks
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
i’m gonna go back in time and kill the first bastard to write a cover letter
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
call my girl sprinkles the way i’m telling the whole airport i love her
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
it can be good for multiple things!
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
tr… trans tummy tuesday? hopefully this isn’t only a girl thing!
tboy tummy in the evening sunshine. there is a tasteful glimpse of flowery boxers peeking out.
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 12/03/2024
babe just smoke some weed and masturbate about it
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
head stop hurting challenge ULTRA HARD EDITION!! (GONE WRONG😱😱😱)
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
you’re holding your hands up with your wrists limp because you’re gay, i’m doing it because my hands are wet and i have sensory issues. we are not the same
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parasitic bug clown @butteryyy.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
the queer version of the orgasm gap is between those of us who have to take antidepressants and thise who don’t
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