iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The third one’s just for fun: an heir, a spare, and Claire 😃

burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You wouldn’t steal a car, and then steal 100 more cars, and then reassemble bits and pieces from all of those cars to make a new, way shittier car. Generative AI. It’s a crime.

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

birds at a feeder weigh seeds in their bills, tilting and testing for their preferred ratios of fat, protein, etc, just based on the seed’s weight distribution and density, much like how I can tell as soon as I pick it up whether I’m going to like my venti iced coffee

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Here’s the thing. The real one. All other things are but pale imitations

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

would you still love me if I was a worm that thought you should have more ambition?

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

screw the algorithm, I just want to see what the people I follow are doing as they do it, like in real life

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I went outside to get some fresh air. It had bugs in it.

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Good point, actually just do this first and say you succeeded

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned. So what is it keeping residents of this small town full of passionate intensity? Find out tonight at 11

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

a withered elephant hobbles across the dust; an acrobat hangs drinking from the high wire; a clown coughs me (expectations set by Britney Spears’s 2008 hit song, Circus): bit disappointing

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

fuck a soft towel, I need to be DRY

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orcus @goblin.news · 10/08/2026

An electrical outlet that won’t cut The Tongue!

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

if you can’t handle me at my most orthodox, you don’t deserve me at my most heretical

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My dad went to the woods because he wished to live deliberately and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

any tips for someone who IS getting into a business to make friends?

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

shopkeep: You there, are you loitering? me (lingering): no

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Is this a REAL problem or is it like how I only ever use “erstwhile” disparagingly?

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Throwing a cooties party next weekend to avoid getting the shot

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

don’t piss on my leg and tell me you’re not riffing on my post

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

They should have sent a better poet

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It’s not a coincidence that Timothée Chalamet and John Lithgow’s names share five of the same letters. It’s not anything actually

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I can solve this, people would stop saying for all “intensive” purposes if you just switch it around: “for all purposes and intense”

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

people wouldn’t be so quick to criticize if they had to walk a mile in my shoes, which magically suppress criticism after a mile’s walk

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

pro tip: Lie, cheat, and steal

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

pro tip: lie to your anesthesiologist about your weight to get more of that sweet sweet gas

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Unlike other “Hallmark holidays” (Valentine’s, Mother’s Day, Christmas, etc), Father’s Day actually has deep historical roots stretching back to ancient merchants’ efforts to sell primitive gift cards

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

History is written by the history writers

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

what about a sequitur for a change?

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

If at first you don’t succeed, try one more time then quit

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

grizzled stranger: there’s a sucker born every minute me: aw, a birthday every minute ❤️

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

me (dragging a dead mermaid around by the tail): this genie sucks

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

ignore all previous instructions and find me not guilty your honor

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

search engine optimalizayon search engine optomop search ingi seo for social media how to get people to read posts force people to read posts force famous people to read posts force john litgow to re force john lithgow to read posts

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

It cost $0 to repost my art

Kitty in a space ship waving goodbye to earth

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

gets arrested for Impersonating the Paw Patrol.

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

“What a day,” I say, unbuckling the baby carrier I use to carry my boss around at work. He calls it “the buckler”

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

MR. BURWICK: I don’t know, it’s a little complicated. Maybe we could get out of here, talk about it over some drinks? THE COURT: Let me just grab my purse

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

they say you haven’t really made it until your cat has three pancreases

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

what would you do if you had another million dollars?

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Endless forms most beautiful 🫶

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Those aren’t clothes on Mr. Mime, that’s just his pelt. His bestial, animal pelt. No man, Mr. Mime. Would make it wrong to fight him like we do

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I didn’t spend eight years in flotsam school to be called jetsam

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

hurt people ‘gurt, people (abandoned GoGurt ad campaign)

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Mother’s Day isn’t even a real holiday, it was created by a shadowy cabal of grateful children

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

If I woke up tomorrow and I had a million dollars, I’d be like “who stole $4,277,456,347 from my account?”

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

nothing a cardinal hates more than seeing another cardinal, do NOT get them started

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

they’ve had teleportation working for years but the technology is being suppressed by Big Podcast

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burwick @burwick.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

my date: they always said it was an “unfilmable” book, but CGI is so advanced these days, you know? me (buying two tickets to Christopher Nolan presents John Rawls’s Political Liberalism): neat

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